author: Tempest
email:
disclaimer: I don't own, don't sue. Don't make no money,
either.*shrugs* Need me to elaborate where's
here's the dilly. I don't own That's How By D12 and Shady
Records. In other words Eminem Ownz them. I don't own own the
characters recognized from the WWFE. They are owned by the WWFE.
In other words Vince owns them. No copyright
infringment intended.
author notes: If you've never heard the song, doesn't
matter this is just a parody. I don't mean it to be harmful just
interesting. In the true tradition of Eminem's songs: There's way
too much cussin and what not, but D.T. don't give a fuck. I
shorten the song a bit. I cut out about 2 verses. This was wrote
before The Rock came back, okie.
That's How by D12 - Devil's Night
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
My dad's aloud mouth
Trying to act out
And we see just how you playing
Me and Steph we peeped your style out
(You a punk)
You taught us everything since we were young bucks.
Now you're stuck
That's how my dad got fucked up
No love in the ring from the fans
And they just keeps fucking with my mental
Fans making fun of me calling me a ho
Will you fans shut the hell up?
Hating on us but you come to our show
(What the fuck)
I talk to the crowd and you tell me to go
Oh no, I own your ass and
now you can kiss the floor
Just so you know though
That's how fans get fucked up
When Dad suspended the Rock and you booed
Now every show you calling his name
Getting mad cuz he ain't came back since
And now Vince sweating him
That's how my dad got fucked up
With fake tits
And when you see her
She slutty as shit
(Damn)
Now I give Trish money, she gets paid
to trick Vince
That's how Vince just got caught up
We got a real crew with a lot of skill
And Vince just keep calling offering the dollar bills
(ching, ching)
Vince just mad cuz he can't make a deal
Vince McMahon talks way too much
You don't like this pain
But you wanna play my game
Manage to piss me off
And you all get stumped
Hit you with the TKO's
You won Invasion
The war still rages on
Then my kids will get fucked up
But 'stead of handling this calmly
Booker-T wanna push and shove
(move)
Then get trampled by Kurt Angle in the ring
Then Steve stunned Angle
That's why Steve will get fucked up.
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
Extacy and Kalu, gasoline fumes
Nitrous balloons
Acid tablets and magic mushrooms
That's how Shane-0 gets fucked up
I like your threats dad
But my boys haven't dropped
Rhyno he's my favorite
Can't beat this beast
He has not problems telling you when to get off
Like it when Heymay goes Gore Gore Gore!
That's how Rhyno fucks shit up
What's going on in that house?
Don't know I stay out
Now we've got Vince's kids
All up in our fuckin show
Get 'em out
They're bringing turmoil all about
The McMahon family is fucked up
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
This is how it happens to Vince
That's how Vince's kids got fucked up
