Title: Boy Princess
Author: Harshmellows
Pairing: Yuuri x Wolfram, maybe more later on
Rating: T, might change later on
Summary: When a prince's soon-to-be-bride runs away two days before their wedding, her desperate family dresses up their young son and sends him to get married in her place. With his deep emerald eyes and flowing blond hair, nobody bats an eye at the pretty pubescent standing before them. But how long can he keep up the charade?
Warning(s): Yaoi/shounen ai, if you don't like, please don't read. Mild swearing and OOCness
Disclaimer: This story is based loosely off 'Boy Princess', I haven't read the manga yet, the summary is just from what I heard so far. I do not own KKM or Boy Princess, though I want to be the lucky bitch who does.
A/N: My first KKM fic, and my second fic, wish me luck! I will try to update at least once every two weeks, though I mostly likely won't. I am a lazy person, and I have to start getting ready for school. Feel free to give me any ideas as well. 3 Also, Elizabeth will be Wolfram's sister in this fic. Also, I'm making Elizabeth look more like Wolfram. Elizabeth is not an OC, for those of you who don't know, though I'm sure the majority of you do, and Conrad isn't going to be Wolfram's and Gwendal's brother. The beginning will start out a bit slow, but I hope you bear with me!
Chapter One:
"So Conrad, what countries haven't we allied with yet?" Yuuri asked.
"Just one left, Your Majesty," Conrad replied, "It's another demon kingdom. Older than our kingdom. We sent them a letter requesting to be their ally. Just this morning, we got a reply. They said that they'll be our ally, but on one condition."
Yuuri smiled, "Go on, how bad can it be?"
"They requested that you marry their daughter, Elizabeth." Conrad handed Yuuri a picture of her.
"Oh my…"
x x x
Yuuri tucked stray hair behind Elizabeth's ear. She's beautiful, Yuuri thought. I would love to marry her. Elizabeth smiled gently and looked at the scenery around them. They were in the palace gardens right now and she had to admit, she was impressed at how beautiful the kingdom was. Everything was very organized, and the Maou was clearly respected. But Elizabeth didn't like him. He was too innocent, too dense, and…wimpy. And too affectionate. They were only supposed to get to know each other, but Yuuri had already kissed her.
"So Elizabeth, what do you think about the marriage?" Yuuri blushed.
The marriage? Oh, I think it's a horrible, she thought, but said different, "Oh! I think it's a wonderful idea, Your Majesty! Not only will our countries will be allied, we'll be husband and wife! I've always wanted a husband like you!" Elizabeth exclaimed. She blushed, but with anger, not because she was embarrassed. Who the hell would blush when talking to a wimpy king like him
x x x
"So Yuuri, what did you think about her?" Conrad asked after Elizabeth left. Yuuri blushed, "Oh. I would love to marry her. I think she's really pretty and she's very kind as well!"
Conrad nodded in approval, "That would be expected of Elizabeth. She did win the Shin Makoku beauty pageant after all."
One of the maids knocked at Elizabeth's bedroom door, "Elizabeth?" she called, "We need to prepare for your big day. Your mom is waiting for you." After hearing no reply, she opened the bedroom door. "Oh Elizabeth! Wake up! It's past your waking time." The maid pulled off the covers, only to find a body pillow. "Oh...God. Where did she go?!"
x x x
"Elizabeth! Elizabeth! ELIZABETH?!" Cheri's frantic eyes searched for her daughter. Just a week ago, Elizabeth had been engaged to the 27th Maou, Shibuya Yuuri. Elizabeth was strongly against the engagement, but Cheri's husband demanded that the Maou marry his daughter if he wanted to be their ally. Since Yuuri was determined to bring peace to the world, he agreed. In two days, the wedding will be held in Shin Makoku, but Elizabeth was no where to be found.
"Mom? What's wrong?"
Cheri was on the verge of tears, "Oh, Wolfie! What are we going to do?! I can't find Elizabeth anywhere? We need to choose a wedding dress for her!"
Wolfram sighed, "What does it matter? She always runs away. She didn't want to marry the Maou, either. I wouldn't blame her; he looks like such a wimp! At least he looks like that in the photo. Besides, it's just an alliance; our country is ok by itself."
"You don't understand Wolfie!!" Cheri took a hold of Wolfram's shoulder and shook him like a rag doll "It would be embarrassing! We were the ones to request-- no, demand a marriage! Our pride and the Maou's pride would be greatly hurt! I was also looking forward to Elizabeth's wedding!"
"Well, what can I do about it?" Wolfram brushed his mom's hands off, looking annoyed.
"You can't DO anything Wolfie! You have to help me look for Elizabeth!" Cheri cried.
"Sorry, I'm busy. I need to train my troops."
Just then, one of the soldiers looking for Elizabeth appeared. "My Lady, Your Excellency! Elizabeth is no where to be found! But we do have a rough location of where she is. We have no clue how she got there, but she is apparently is in a human territory three days away!" the soldier exclaimed dramatically.
Cheri was speechless, "SO WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" she yelled.
The soldier was surprised by Cheri's blatant anger, "Well, we just had a meeting ago….and…we...We as in your husband and the council," the soldier kept stammering, much to Cheri's and Wolfram's disdain.
"Just spit it out!" Wolfram snapped.
"Yes Your Excellency!" the soldier saluted, "We think that Wolfram should dress up like Elizabeth and marry the Maou himself!"
Wolfram was speechless, "Bull…shit?"
"Why, that's a splendid idea!" Cheri grinned, back to her old cheerful self. "I've always wished Wolfie-chan was a girl!"
"No!" Wolfram yelled with terror, "I have too much pride to do something like that!" He 'hmphed', turned on his heels, and went off to the direction of his troops. Cheri grabbed Wolfram's wrists and pulled him into a hug, squishing his fragile face between her large breasts.
"ARGH! Mom! No!" the blond prince roughly pushed his mom away, "Just no!"
"Wolfie, please!" His mom pleaded "I'll buy you that sword you've always wanted! Besides, you'll only have to do this until Elizabeth appears! You can just sneak out during the night, and you and Elizabeth will switch places!"
"No." Wolfram said firmly.
"I'll buy you a new nightgown. The frilly blue one with the ribbons! I'll get Gwendal, to knit you bearbee plushies!"
Wolfram blushed, "Mother..."
"Think about Gwendal's forehead! All the wrinkles! Think about how mad your father will be!"
Man, moms are so annoying, Wolfram thought grimly, "Ok fine! But only until my idiot of a sister shows up!"
Cheri's face broke into a smile, "Thank you so much Wolfram! I love you!"
"Well I don't love you," Wolfram sneered.
"Don't be like that!" Cheri said, then dragged Wolfram away to her bedroom to give the blond a make-over.
x x x
"Wow Wolfie! You make such a beautiful girl!" Cheri squealed. Wolfram muttered a string of curses, How the hell did I get myself into this?
"What was that Wolfie?" His mom asked gleefully. "How about we work on your manners now? I think we should do that. We need to make you sound more like Elizabeth."
Wow. Even I thought that it was crappy. But I looked forward to your criticism & whatever you throw at me :D I'm also looking for a BETA reader. If you're interesed, please message me or leave a review.
-Harshmellows