Joe's Rules
I must not take Nick's socks.
Even if their comfy.
I must not erase number two because it is not a rule.
I must not give girls the look.
Even if they're hot.
I must erase number five.
I may not smack people with baseball bats, or else Kevin will not do my hair.
Even if it keeps them quiet.
Or, if it looks fun.
I must not let Kevin do my hair.
I must erase number 8 and 9.
I may not cut my hair unless I start to look like a girl.
I may not state any of my opinions in these rules, or else I shall drink sour milk.
Even if these rules are lame.
I must now drink sour milk for stating my opinion.
I must now erase number fifteen.
I may not flirt with numerous Disney Channel girls.
Even if they're hot.
I must now drink sour milk for stating my opinion.
I must now erase number nineteen.
I must get anger management lessons on how to use a base ball bat when necessary.
I must not wear tight pants, even if they make my butt look big.
I must not let Nick take my stuffed lizard, Bernie.
I must now hit Nick with a base ball bat, for taking my stuffed lizard.
I must take anger management lessons, since I used my base ball bat again.
I must not get mad at Nick for writing down all these rules.
Even if he's being evil.
Even if I don't like being evil.
I must now take another anger management lesson for smacking Nick with a base ball bat.
I must erase number 27 and 28.
I must carry on the title as the 'cute, and funny' one.
Even if I'm going to take over the world.
With, my magical base ball bat.
I must take five more anger management lessons for using my base ball bat on Nick again.
I must not tell anyone that Kevin watches Barney for inspiration, or else he will not do my hair.
I must not let Kevin do my hair for saying he watches Barney.
I must not smack him with my base ball bat, or else I may not use any gel.
I may not use any gel for using my base ball bat on Kevin.
Nick is a cool dude.
I must stop smacking Nick in the head for writing number 39.
I must take another anger management lesson for using my bat.
I must not tell anyone that I dared my brothers to wear a thong.
I may not tell any more secrets to the world, or else I loose my bat.
I must give Nick my base ball bat for telling the world that him and Kevin wore a thong.
I may not put ice in the tub while Nick's taking a shower.
I may not post embarrassing pictures of Kevin on the internet.
I may not state any more opinions.
Even if they're true.
I may now take my 100 anger management lessons, for stealing my bat.
I must now write this list all over because I have crumpled it.
Joe smacks Nick with base ball bat
Nick: That's another anger management lesson for you, Mister!
Joe: smacks again
Nick: AND ANOTHER ONE!
Joe: puts on Nick's socks
Nick: SICKO!
Joe: I shall rule the world…
Nick: Kevin's not going to due your hair.
Joe: Yes he will.
Nick: Why?
Joe: Cause, He will. evil laugh
Author Note: Get ready for Nick's Rules, and Kevin's rules!