I seem to haven't gotten a review saying why do people even waste their time "writing" like this. Well :) My dear little too-much-of-a-coward-to-log-in-first, it's simple. It was a joke. My best friend and I were making fun of not only many a thing in this story, but also the entire country of Japan, and I made this. If you do not understand the humor, you're obviously not in on the joke. Not to mention that if you waste your time complaining about things, you're probably not in on many jokes.
No, I will not delete reviews like these, because I quite frankly do not care.
I just thought I'd say that this story is not to be taken seriously. In fact, I do not think it should even be called a "story".
Because apparently some people just get a little too butthurt.
Stan smiled as he looked around him at the rolling green countryside. "I'm so excited to be in Japan!" He breathed in the smell of roasting dogs and computer parts. "This is the life. No more South Park!"
His best friend smiled next to him. "You can say that again! I'm so glad we won that dance contest and four free tickets to Tokyo!"
Cartman grunted next to them, his fat fist wrapped around a box of pocky. "Mmfh hphhyp."
Kenny nodded in agreement. "Mmph mm."
Stan made a face at them, "You guys are sick! We are not here to fucking Jap girls. They don't have sex. They're too busy at school."
Kenny's eyes swelled. "Mmph?"
Kyle groaned, "No! We are not finding a midget. They're retarded."
Cartman shivered, "Fucking midgets."
And then the four of them went to school. But as they walked through the front gate they were stopped in their tracks. A voice was shouting behind them. "SHUT UP! GET AWAY!" They turned and saw a man in a big hat with his arms outstretched, guarding his shack. A gate was closing rapidly and a girl was flying towards it. She was about to make it! And then—
Her protractor flew out of her hand, and she dived for it. The gate closed sharply on her. A sound followed that was much like a baby shooting out of a uterus. They proceeded to watch the gate open and close again and again.
"Wow, Japs suck." Cartman rinkled his nose.
Then Stan and Kyle had sex.