Chapter 1: The Strange Arrival
I Like The Dark Has Logged On
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JHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEDDDDDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oo?
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hi! '
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you're on late? latin lesson? ╛.╛
I Like The Dark says:
Nooo...I've been doing my homework so at 10:00 I don't go AAAAA I haven't done my homework then from being so tired fall in a rose bush when I go to school like you :)
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...hah!
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So anyways
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lets watch some TMM
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-.-
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BUT WE'VE ALREADY SEEN IT ALLLL
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You never watached episode 7, I know that.
1, 2, 3...
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IT'S NOT LOADED YET!
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GO!
[A FEW MINUTES LATER
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Woohoo COKE!
I Like The Dark says:
Oh god now I WANT SOME!
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LOL! KISSHU GOT HIT ON THE HEAD BY A BALL!
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DID YOU SEE HIS FACE? IT'S LIKE HE GOT RAN OVER BY A RAMPAGING MOOSE!
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ROOOOOOOOFL oops I just spilt my drink on my computer!
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I just spilt on my laptop!
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LOL
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NOT GOOD CONDUCTING OF THE srghegrthyrth╛!"
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Eh..Jhaede? Oh god my computer is being odd... brb
[LATER IN LIFE THE GIRLS HAVE BEEN ELECTRICUTED AND WERE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL WITH COOKIES
"Where the hell are we? Huh...it looks like a candyshop or something weird..." Jhaede looked around then noticed what appeared to be Mew Lettuce lying unconsious next to her and leapt in the air in shock.
"Oh my god..."
Lettuce awoke and peered around, when she noticed Ichigo standing infront of her looking rather suprised.
"AA!!!!"
"AA!"
"AAAAAAAAA!!!!"
The Mews stood infront of each other and held out their hand, like mirrors and reached to touch each other. When they felt each other, like normal human beings Ichigo dashed behind the sofa.
"W-w-hat are you?!"
"WHAT ARE YOU?" Lettuce tried to come near Ichigo but she shrinked away.
"DON'T YOU TRY TO TOUCH ME YOU LUMBERJACK!"
"Jhaede?"
"Gabbi?"
"OH MY GOD" they choursed.
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
"I dunno."
"But you're the smart one, Jhaede!"
"I know...but there is no logical explantion of how this happened." Ichigo peered at lettuce. "You do know you look like Lettuce...right?"
"COOL! You know you look like Ichigo?"
"Ok this is the weird..."
"Yeah...but hey! We get to be animes and make them do whatever the hell we like!"
"YOU'RE NOT SUCH A WUSSY DUMB FRIZZY WEIRDO AFTERALL! YOU CAN ACTUALLY BE EVIL!" Jhaede (Ichigo) embraced Gabbi (Lettuce) in a hug and was practically squishing her before Ryou came in the door and saw them.
"Yo, trying to kill Lettuce?"
Jhaede opened her eyes...or..Ichigo's...wide and let her friend go, landing on the floor.
HEHEHE we even land like anime things! Gabbi giggled to herself.
"Have you been giving her happy pills, strawberry?!"
"No..no.."
"Good then get to work!"
"OK!"
"HUH?" Ryou was so confused...normally she argued...something weird was definatly going on...
Supposed Ichigo and Lettuce got up and began to get ready for the cafИ to open.
"B..but I dont know how to serve customers!"
"Well I get to be the clumsy noob, good luck!" Lettuce skipped off but tripped over her laces.
"Yeah, good luck with that Gabbi." sighed Ichigo
Mint walked in from the changing rooms and went to sit at her usual table.
"Ichigo? Could you get me some tea?"
Ichigo was just staring into space.
"Ichigo? Hello?"
She looked about her shoulder, 'Oh damnit, she was talking to me.'
"Get it yourself."
"Lettuce, Could you please get me some tea?"
"Get it yourself."
Mint looked stunned.
"Ah, I mean... Gomenasai!" After being thumped by Ichigo Lettuce ran off to fetch the tea.
"...Is it just me or is Lettuce acting odd?" Mint was still a little stunned by the usually co-oporative Lettuce giving such a blunt answer.
[A few minutes later.
Lettuce was cleaning some tables when.
"LETTUCE ONEE-CHAN!!!" Someone crashed onto her back making her fall onto the table, she turned about and yelled.
"HEY WHATTYA TRYING TO DO? KILL ME?!?!" Pudding imidiately pulled back and backed away, all the others just stared at Lettuce.
"Ack."
"Lettuce, what's wrong?" Mint asked suspiciously
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Lettuce gave out a surprisingly Ichigo-like laugh "Nothing's wr-EEK!" Lettuce was lifted off her feet as Ichigo grabbed her and ran off.
"GABBI!"
"JHAEDE!"
"What?"
"Why did you do that?"
"Because you're acting completely and totally out of character?"
"Crap."
"Again, out of character" Ichigo sighed.
"Yeah well your not as hyper as Ichigo sh-"
"Is Ichigo here?" The girls heard a voice from the cafe, Lettuce smirked evilly.
"What?"
"I know that voice anywhere"
"You really ARE obsessed"
"Thats not the point.
"Wait, why are you smirking like that?" Ichigo stepped back a little.
"Go get 'im Jhaede!"
Lettuce pushed Ichigo into the main part of the cafИ to see...
"Oh."
The one.
"No."
THE ONLY!
"Not him."
Masaya Aoyama!
A/N Jhaede: WOOHOOOOOO I wrote the first bit then Gabbi wrote the second bit I have to deal with masaya now NOOO!
Gabbi: HAR HAR HAR I'm so evil.
Jhaede: I taught you TOO WELL! Cries