13: Beings in the room.

12: Seconds of open-mouthed shock.

11: Snickers issuing from underneath black hoods.

10: Crude remarks, the minute they're out of earshot.

9: Surreptitious glances whilst copping a feel.

8: "Sleepovers".

7: Missions failed due to obsessing.

6: Men brutally murdered for looking at him the wrong way.

5: Minutes between 'best friends' and 'lovers'.

4: Stern stipulations from the Superior.

3: Run-ins with a woman on permanent PMS.

2: Boys in love.

1: Look was all it took.