Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. :D We all win.
"Wow, Sakura. I'm impressed."
"Nani?"
"You really have improved."
"Really now?"
"Hai. Of cou-"
"Then why are you still reading-"
"Gulp…"
"THAT DAMN BOOK!"
"Ow! That hurt!"
"It was supposed to baka!"
"Um… Sakura?"
"What?"
"…Heal me?"
"HELL NO!"
"Sigh…"
"How can you say I've improved if you can't even take me seriously?"
"In case you haven't noticed, I've been using my Sharingan the whole time."
"Kakashi, just because you're lazy-! giggle Kaka-giggle What are you-giggle doing?"
"Tickling you. Obviously."
"S-giggle S-giggle Stop!"
"K."
"Pant It's getting late. Pant I'd better head home…"
"Alright, same time tomorrow…?"
"…"
"What's wrong?"
"…Walk me home?"
"Love to."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Hey… Um… Sakura?"
"Hai?"
"Can I have my-"
"No."
"Sigh Thought so."
"What's so special about those damn books anyway?"
"cough"
"Kakashi."
"Y-yes?"
"Don't try to avoid the question."
"Well… Um… It's about… making-um… love…"
"…"
"Sakura? Are you okay? Your face is all red…"
"…"
"Oooh! Sakura! Are you still a virgin?!"
"…"
"That's hot."
"Whaat?!"
"I said: That's hot."
"Hatake Kakashi! You are the strangest man I have EVER met!"
"Do you like strange men?"
"…"
"Are you sure you don't have a fever?"
"Actually… yes…"
"Then we should get you home right away!"
"No, I meant… yes… to your… previous question…"
"So… Strange men attract you?..."
"nod"
"Do I fall into that category?"
"I- blush I guess s-so…"
"Thought so."
"MMMF!!!"
"Hmm?"
"Kakashi! What was that?!"
"A kiss. Obviously."
"W-well, of course… b-but… why?"
"I thought I attracted you?... "
"…"
"I'm sorry Sakura… Please-mmmf!"
"Smirk..."
"What- gasp was that?!"
"A kiss. Obviously."
"So that means-?"
"Exactly."
"Great!"
"Giggle"
"Um…Sakura-chan?"
"Yes, Kaka-kun?"
"Um... This is my place… Not yours…"
"Fine with me. wink"
"Mmm… Sakura-chan?... Do you still want to be a virgin?"
"Depends. Do you?"
"Wh-what?! H-how did you kn-know?!"
"Only a virgin would read something like this."
"My book!"
"Yeah, well you won't be needing it anymore…"
"Oh?… And w-why is th-that?"
"smirk Because I plan on making you a special birthday dinner…"
"Oh! Y-you remem-mbered…"
"Obviously… Are you coming?…"
"Wow, Sakura, you're a perv."
"blush Shut up and follow me before I change my mind"
"K."
[Insert Kakashi following Sakura like a lost puppy
FIN.
A/N: LOL! Kakashi is a virgin! But don't worry, Sakura is making him a special birthday dinner… Hehe… Happy late b-day Kaka-kun! Constructive criticism is welcome. :D Flames will be used to roast marshmallows.