Name: Naruto Question/Torture fic.
Description: Yeah… this is what happens when you combine me, the world of Naruto, and the ability to kidnap people randomly.
Authors Note: WOOHOO! R&R to submit questions/tortures! ALL REVIEWS CAN AND WILL BE USED UNLESS THEY DO SOMETHING I AM AGAINST! (about 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance) Also… NaruHina lovers may kill me in later chapters
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Author: (Floating in spaceship mentioned in DBZ Fanfic) Hm… I think I'll bug someone else this time. (Teleports into building)
(Cue intro scene with random old torn up building with no exits)
Author: Wow this place is a dump. (Gives it unstained/unbroken whitewash walls and a red painted doorway with a NOT painted doorknob sticking out) That'll come in handy later… hehe.
(Suddenly Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi fall in from the ceiling)
Sasuke: … wtf.
Naruto: (Same)
Sakura: (Duh)
Kakashi: (reading porn book oblivious to all around him)
Naruto: (Sneaks up behind Kakashi and yells really loud) KAKASHI-SENSEI!
Kakashi: (unfazed) yes, Naruto?
Naruto: IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED WE'RE NOT IN KONOHA ANY MORE!
Kakashi: (Suddenly puts away porno book, looks around, and lets out an extremely girly scream before fainting)
Naruto: What the hell happened to him?
Sasuke: (Thinks back to the poster they were looking at saying "New Icha Icha Paradise book coming out today!") No clue…
Author: Just realized he's seen the last of his precious Icha Icha Paradise probably… (burns book Kakashi was holding)
Sakura: And just who are you?
Author: Your worst nightmare.
Sasuke: Hn.
Author: God you are so much like Hiei and Vegeta its not even funny…
Sasuke: Hiei… vegeta? Wtf?
Author: I'll tell you when you're older.
Sasuke: -.-
Author: I'll explain to you now why I brought you here. You will now submit to my will, do whatever I so desire, and answer questions by reviewers.
Sasuke: What the hell makes you think I'd do that?
Author: … I'll kill Itachi before you can if you don't.
Sasuke: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Author: (Summons Itachi, kills him, revives him, and sends him back before any of you could blink) As you were saying?
Sasuke: OK FINE YOU WIN!
Author: Good to know! R&R!