Tally: Who wants the summery????

Robin, Chaos, & Don: We all do!!!!

Tally: -sweat drop- Alright!! Who the hell gave them beer!?!?!

Jou: -Giggle-

Tally: Jou!!!

Robin, Chaos, & Don: Row Row Row Your Blunt! Twist it the end! Light it up and take a puff!! Then Pass it 2 A Friend!!!

Tally: -Glares at Jou- this story is called The Mutt's A CAT!? Basically it's about Jou's Family secret. It's a crossover with Fruit Basket. So if you've never read or watched it then don't read!!! Anyways, there's a tournament in Tokyo. Yugi and Kaiba are goin to enter in it. They get lost… They end up at a house in the middle of the woods (How they end up there I don't know, read and find out) and end up staying there for the tournament, but whose Katsu-chan. What is this family's secret?

Jou:-giggling- Just so ya know…. I DON'T have a sister AND my MOM is DEAD!!! Also THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING YAOI, so IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN LEAVE THE SENE!!!

(Chapter follows Yugi and Kaiba)

"Really, Kaiba! That's awesome!!" Yugi said. He and Kaiba were heading to Tokyo for a Duel Tournament held by the Sohma Family.

"This Family is supposed to be the biggest family in Japan," Kaiba said.

"If only Jou was here. He'd have loved to come," Yugi said, sadly.

"What Happened to the Inu, anyways?" Kaiba asked.

"He went to visit his cousins," Yugi answered.

"So that's what the Mutt's doing this summer?" Kaiba thought aloud. (Tally: Did I mention they were on a train?)

They got off the train only to be pelted by crazed fangirls. (Tally: Ha! I am sooo evil!!) They ran into a forest. They were instantly lost. Yugi sighed.

"Let's try to get out of here," Kaiba said.

They walked for hours until they saw a house. It was a Japanese styled house. Yugi grinned.

"Lucky!!!" He cheered.

As they neared the house, they saw a woman try to kill herself. She had a nuance (Tally: Did I spell that right?) around her neck trying to strangle herself. They panicked. They tried to talk her out of it.

"Miho-san, what are you doing?" A man asked.

"Sensei's a Baka!!!" She cried.

"Don't worry. I have the manuscript right here," The man said. Miho grabbed it and cried as she left. The man turned to Yugi and Kaiba. He smiled.

"Hello there. My name is Shigure. How may I help you?" Shigure asked.

"We got kinda lost," Yugi answered.

"Ah, how sad. You must not be from Tokyo if you're lost?" Shigure guessed.

"Yea. We came from Domino to participate in the duel tournament," Yugi said. Shigure grinned.

"Why don't you stay here? We have plenty of rooms and it is our family that is hosting the tournament," Shigure said.

"You're a Sohma?" Kaiba asked.

"One of many," Shigure answered," So will you stay with us?"

Yugi looked puzzled, "Us?"

"Me, my cousins, Yuki and Katsu-chan, and our housekeeper, Tohru," Shigure explained.

"Okay," Yugi said. Kaiba nodded in agreement. Shigure smiled.

"Allow me to show you your rooms."

They walked to the second floor. He opened two doors.

"You may stay in these rooms. When you are finished unpacking, you may come downstairs and have some tea. The tournament starts in a week. My cousins will be participating, too, so they will show you where the tournament will be held," Shigure explained. He frowned, "I haven't caught your names?"

"Oh! I'm Yugi Mouto," Yugi said.

"I'm Seto Kaiba," Kaiba said.

"Yes, well then come down when you are done unpacking." They nodded.

10 minutes later

Yugi and Kaiba went downstairs when they finished unpacking. They went to the kitchen to see a boy with black hair. He was having tea with a girl and Shigure. Shigure noticed us and told us to sit down.

"Allow me to introduce you," Shigure said as they settled down with tea, "This is my cousin, Yuki, and our housekeeper, Tohru. Tohru and Yuki, these are our guests, Kaiba and Yugi."

The boy, Yuki, nodded.

"Hello there," Tohru said. Yuki smirked.

"Where's Kitty-Chan?" Yuki asked.

"Katsu-chan is training," Shigure explained, "He should be back any-"

"Oi! I'm Home!!" A familiar voice to Kaiba and Yugi said.

"Katsu-chan! We have guests!" Tohru said.

"Coming!" Katsu-chan said. He entered the room to face Kaiba and Yugi. He stared at them. He turned around and headed upstairs. He came back inside the room to be faced with the same sight. His eyebrow twitched. Yugi's and Kaiba's jaws dropped.

"J-Jou?" Yugi asked.

"Mutt!?" Kaiba asked, bewildered.

"Pinch me, I'm dreaming," Jou said. Yuki complied with the request by pinching Jou's arm.

"Ow! I didn't mean literally!" Jou complained. Yuki shrugged.

"That's what you get for spiking my drink last week," Yuki said.

"Damn, you still remember that?" Jou said.

"Yugi? Kaiba? You know Katsu-chan?" Shigure asked.

"I go to school with them," Jou said.

"Oh," was the answer. Jou turned back to Yugi and Kaiba.

"What are you two doing here?" Jou asked.

"We're here for the tournament. What are you doing here, Mutt?" Kaiba sneered.

"Mutt? You must be mistaken. Katsu-chan is no dog. He is a cat," Yuki said. Jou sighed.

"Will you two shut up?" Jou ordered. Yuki smirked.

"Oh? Is Kitty-Chan tired? Does he need a nap?" Yuki cooed.

"What was that? You good-for-nothing rat!?" Jou fumed. Tohru disappeared into the kitchen. Yuki smirked.

"That's probably one of the nicest things you've called me!!" Yuki exclaimed. Jou was ready to kill. Tohru reemerged with a pail of water. Yugi and Kaiba watched in curiosity as she poured the water over Jou. Jou looked startled. He blinked. He grinned, sheepishly.

"I did it again, didn't I?" Jou asked. Shigure nodded,"Wadi."

He sat down and stated to drink his tea. Kaiba and Yugi stared at him. Jou raised his eyebrow at them.

"What?" He said in annoyance.

"Get used to that attitude in this house. And if he ever goes berserk, just pour water on him. It's usually enough shock to calm him down," Shigure explained.

"And if it doesn't?" Yugi asked.

"Then so god help us all, we might all die," Shigure said calmly.

"I'm glad I didn't get him angry," Kaiba whispered. Jou got up and walked out of the kitchen.

"I'm turning in for the night!" Jou said.

Tally: I forgot to do the disclaimer!!!

Jou: We're all gonna die!!!

Tally: I will kill you!!! Any way's I own not fruit basket nor yu-gi-oh. If I did, you'd be seeing this shit on t.v!!!

Jou: Oh!!! If you want her to update then You'd better review!!!!

Row Row

Row ur Blunt

Twist it the End!!

Light it up and take a puff

Then pass it 2 a friend!!!!