Kat: YAY!! My first more-than-one chapter story!! (SQUEAL)
Ame: SHUT UP!!
Kat: WAAAAH!!
Sanzo: WILL YOU BE QUIET?!
Kat: SHUT UP TODDLER!!
Sanzo: HOW AE YOU CALLING-
Hakkai: We ARE toddlers in this story Sanzo.
Sanzo: ...WHAT?!
Gojyo: I'LL KILL YOU!! HOW CAN I FLIRT WITH GIRLS LIKE THAT?!
Kat: EEP!! LETS HURRY AND BEGIN!!
Disclaimer: I DONT OWN IT!! STOP WITH THE TORTURE!!
Summary: At one point all you Saiyuki fans must have wondered...what would the boys and girls of Saiyuki be like if they went to KINDERGARTEN? Well, here's MY answer! SLIGHT SanzoxGoku, GojyoxHakkai, remember they are in kindergarten! And a little KenrenxTenpou FLUFFY Also a bit of HomuraxKonzen, HazelxKonzen, KanzeonxJiroshin, ZennonxShien
Kindergarten, SAIYUKI style!
Sanzo watched tree's, street signs, and people rush past out of his car window and sighed. He, Genjo Sanzo, was on his way to his first day of Kindergarten. And, since he hadn't gone to Pre-Kindergarten, in was his day of school ever too. And he wasn't happy about it, either.
"Dad, do I HAVE to go? I hate work more than anything!" Sanzo complained. His father, Komiyo Sanzo, just smiled.
"You'll be fine, Genjo. Your elder brother Konzen teaches at the school you know." he said. Sanzo scowled.
"Be he's the PRE-KINDERGARTEN teacher! I'd be lucky to catch even a glimpse of him…and even then I wouldn't be happy!" he snapped.
"Why's that, Genjo?"
"Because big brother is a doofus!" Sanzo's dad sweat-dropped.
"That's not very nice Genjo…" Komiyo said.
"So? It's the truth." Sanzo dead-panned. Komiyo sighed.
"Well, Genjo, we're here. Do you want me to come with you…?" Komiyo asked Sanzo.
Sanzo shook his head.
"No…I've got something to do before class…" Komiyo smirked.
"Going to see Konzen?" Sanzo blushed angrily.
"NO!!" he shouted. Komiyo smiled at his adopted son and kissed his forehead.
"Have fun Genjo." he said. Sanzo scowled, rubbed his forehead, then walked towards the front door. But, before he could get to far, he turned and waved goodbye to his dad, who smiled, waved back, then drove off. Sanzo sighed, then turned to walk into the big building.
Sanzo walked through the halls towards his brother's class and stared at the door, contemplating whether he should really go in or not. His thoughts were interrupted, though, as a small brunette boy with golden eyes walked up behind him and tapped his shoulder.
"Hey, this is my classroom, could you move please?" the smallish child asked. Sanzo glared at him, then stepped aside. The boy gave him a curious look before walking inside.
Sanzo sighed, then making up his mind, walked inside after him.
He looked around at the room, which was painted to look like the sky, with birds and such everywhere. He looked at the little children sitting in a circle, blabbing to each other. The brunette with gold eyes had sat down next to a girl with orange hair and green eyes and was now blabbing about food. And someone named Kougaji. And someone named Grouchy blond…Hey!!
Before Sanzo could walk over and punch the brat's head, a large hand came down on his head.
"Hey Koryuu. What're you doing here?" came the gruff voice of Sanzo's elder brother, Konzen, who still called him by 'Koryuu', his orphanage name. Sanzo looked up at him scowling.
"You said you'd make my lunch for my first day…" he said. Konzen sighed, then handed Sanzo a lunch box. "You know, you're lucky. I don't cook for anyone, Koryuu." he said, flopping down on his chair. Sanzo raised an eyebrow, then scowled again.
"Tenpou cooked it, you heated it up." he said bluntly. Konzen blinked, then popped Sanzo with a paper fan on the head.
"Baka otouto-kun, stop bitching and be grateful." he snapped. Sanzo rubbed his head and scowled.
"Meanie. I'm going to class now." Sanzo said, grabbing his lunch box and fleeing the room. Konzen was quiet for a second before calling after his brother.
"Koryuu, wait…" he said. Sanzo turned to him, already at the door.
"What?" he asked impatiently. Konzen was silent for another moment, before throwing the paper fan at Sanzo. Sanzo caught it, and stared at it, wide-eyed.
"My gift to you, Koryuu. Have fun in class, and if any other kid gives you shit, kick his ass." he said, picking up a magazine and flicking through it. Sanzo smiled softly, then left the room.
"Dougji-san!!" came the voice of the student/substitute teacher, Cho Kannan, as she stepped from the other side of the room up to him. "You-You're not supposed to say words like that in front of little kids! Or give them advice like that!" she exclaimed. Konzen blinked at her.
"And? Your point?"
While Kannan reprimanded Konzen, who couldn't care less, and Sanzo went to class, a certain brunette pre-K bad boy and his bouncy orange haired friend discussed the shocking scene they just witnessed.
"Goku, did'ja see tat? Did'ja, did'ja?!" exclaimed the orange-haired girl, blinking her bright green eyes in astonishment.
"Yeah Lirin, I did…Konzen-sensei talked at tat grouchy blond boy I told 'ja bout. Then gave him a lunch box!" the brunette, Goku, answered. The orange haired girl, Lirin, thought about it for a minute, then pounded her fist into her open palm.
"I know! Grouchy Blond must be related to sensei! He looks 'nuff like 'im!" she exclaimed. Goku's golden eyes widened.
"Wow! You know, tat might be it! And, sensei gave 'im his ultra super mega paper fan of DOOM!" he said excitedly. Lirin's eyes widened.
"You know what that means…" Lirin started. A wide, mischievous, grin spread across both their faces.
"Lirin, go get Nataku from the library. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance!" he exclaimed. Lirin nodded, and was about to leave when a black-haired boy sat down next to her.
"No need Go-kun, Li-chan. I already got back from the library with the recipe for paste you asked for yesterday. What's up?" he asked, brushing his long black bangs from his golden eyes. Goku smirked at him.
"Sensei don't got his fan!" he said. The black haired boy, Nataku, gasped.
"No way! What are we waiting for then?!" he shouted. Goku, Lirin, and Nataku jumped up and hooted.
"SARU BRIGADE!!"
Konzen's eyes widened and he jerked his head up. His three worst students had gone wild, running around tipping stacks of blocks, shouting "Saru's rule!", making horrid faces at the other children, pulling hair, stealing toys from girls, and stealing shoes from boys.
"Shit! GOKU!! NATAKU!! LIRIN!!" he screamed, jumping up from his desk and pushing past Kannan to chase the three.
"RUN! SENSEI'S COMMIN!!" Goku.
"GET BACK HERE YOU BRATS!!" Konzen.
"AHH!! SENSEI'S GONNA GET US!!" Lirin.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL PAY!!" Konzen. Again.
"NOT IF HE CAN'T CATCH US!!" Nataku.
"HA!! GOT YOU!!" Konzen. Obviously.
THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!
"Ow…"
"Ouchies…"
"Wuh…Wuh…Waaah!!"
Konzen sighed. He had finally caught the three and smacked them across the heads with the paper fan he always used. The one he had given Sanzo was a spare, Konzen wasn't crazy enough to be caught dead without his fan! Now, like always, Goku and Nataku were holding their heads in pain, and Lirin was crying.
"I don' get it! I saw you give your fan to Grouchy Blond!" Goku whined. Konzen blinked, then realized Goku was referring to Sanzo…Konzen smiled.
'Grouchy Blond? Oh, Koryuu…' he thought. Then he smirked evilly at Goku and his little crew.
"I have more than one fan!!"
"AWW MAN!!"
Meanwhile, Sanzo stuffed his new fan into his shirt, then took a deep breath. He stood in front of the thing he'd been dreading ever since he new it existed…
His Kindergarten classroom door.
Kat: YAY!! ITS DONE!! THE FIRST CHAPTER IS DONE!!
Gojyo: Where was I?
Hakkai: Where was I?
Kat: You guys show up NEXT chapter!
Both: Ok...
Sanzo: Konzen...is my big brother...BUT I'M KONZEN!! Just, he's my past life...
Ame: ...So?
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Gojyo: If you don't, you'll get attacked by a trigger-happy monk!
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