A/N: yeah so I actually couldn't choose my fav review too post so I just didn't lol. THERE WERE TOO MANY!
I don't really think this is very good but I had to update to avoid being stabbed by spoons/being forced to eat a baby by cookies94…
Disclaimer: do I honestly still have to do these? If I owned Harry Potter I would have my own computer and would actually buy a decent lunch at school. So no, I don't own it.
Operation whore house
Final Chapter/Part Six of the Marauder's Secret Code
Last time…
"Christ Alice. He needs to realize what I went though. That's why I made up those words-"
"I knew it!"
Alice and Lily turned around to see James standing directly behind them.
"Alice, would you mind giving Lily and I a minute please?" Alice knew that it was more of a statement than a question and quickly left the room laughing to herself the entire time.
"Lily… I'm guessing that you obviously know about the code now?" Lily just nodded her head in response. She had a feeling that her answer wasn't necessary to confirm his suspicions.
"Yes, and I take it that you also mad up your own words which would explain a lot…"
"Only a few… and I never really got to use them against you very much."
"Oh, well then I'm sorry for your sorrows." He said with sarcasm dripping from every syllable.
"James, you're just being a hypocrite. You are the one who made and used against me originally."
"Yeah, well I didn't ask for help from Alice either. Yet you decided to use Sirius against me. And I thought that you were teasing me because you liked me… I guess you were right. I am just that conceited." And with that James left the common room in a storm.
"James Potter! Come back here!" screamed Lily as she ran through the portrait hole.
The next day….
Lily had never managed to find James as he had somehow disappeared and he was currently avoiding her. He wouldn't listen to Alice, Remus, or Sirius (Peter was too scared of James when he was angry to go near him). Meanwhile Sirius, Alice and Remus were thinking up of a plan to get back at the Slytherins who attacked James.
"Ok, so we all know that the quidditch team needs to suffer payback for attacking James, from behind none the less. They shall pay for their folly!" Alice and Remus just stared at Sirius.
"Did you get say folly and use it correctly?" asked Alice.
"I think he did… Is my head still on correctly? I think my jaw dropped too far when he said it. I may have to re-attach it later." Remus replied.
"Well seeing as you can't shut your gob I'd say it's just fine. And I'll have you know that I can use fancy words too! Now… we need to get to work. Wipe that grimace off of your face Remus! This is for James! Besides, maybe a good prank will cheer him up and he'll talk to Lily." The three of them spent the rest of the day planning what they would do at breakfast in two days. In the mean time, Alice would have to get Lily to cheer up a bit.
"So Lily… What do you want to do today?" Alice said as she sat down onto the edge of Lily's bed.
"Stay in here and study."
"Well if you must study why don't we at least go to the library? James and Remus are in there studying so-"
"No Alice. I'm fine in here. Besides, James doesn't want to talk to me."
"Lily, of course he does!"
In the library…
"No Remus, I don't want to talk to her."
"James, if you love her as you've claimed to over the years then you should at least listen to her story! She likes you!" For a second James looked hopeful then he wiped the smile off of his face.
"If she likes me then why would she seek revenge?"
"You bloody idiot, you used the code against her in the first place! Did you honestly think she would let you off that easy!?"
"Well, no but-"
"Just promise me you'll talk to her."
"Fine. I will later."
Meanwhile, on the fourth floor hallway…
"Woohoo! Looky over there Peter. I think I found myself a new challenge."
"Ok Sirius, but shouldn't we be trying to get our plan for the Slytherins into action?" Peter was always nervous around girls, especially pretty ones.
"We will later but I have to at least talk to this one… Hey Pete, can you play me a beat?" He said while still looking at the girl talking to her friends at the end of the corridor.
"Umm, why? Isn't that a little strange?"
"Yes, but so are you. Besides, how am I supposed to sing my theme song if I don't have any background music?"
"Wait you aren't going to sing that demented song again are you? Because if you are then I am not-"
"Oi! Just do it!" and with that Peter started his attempt at a beat while Sirius began to do his strut down the corridor.
Pizzalicious, definition make them girls go crazy
They always claim they know me, come up to me call me Siri
I'm the S to the I, R, I the U the S…
Ain't no other bloke who put it down like me
I'm Pizzalicious
My body stays vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
She's my witness
I put them girls on rock rock
"Hello darling what's your name?" he said while placing his hand on the wall next to her and placing his weight on it.
Unfortunately for Sirius, all of the girls started to walk away giggling like mad.
"Maybe they don't the like the Sirius theme song?" Peter suggested.
"No, the beat was all wrong. That must have been it. Next time I'll get Remus to do it…" As the two walked back down the opposite direction of the girls Sirius just kept mumbling to himself, It wasn't you mate. The girl's love you. You are the sexiest beast to ever come out of Hogwarts. You ARE pizzalicious…
The next morning at breakfast in the great hall…
"Hey, did you guys hear the rumor about the sex party that the Slytherin quidditch team had last night?" some Hufflepuffs could be heard gossiping.
"I heard from a very reliable source that they all had sex with each other! There were even some hookers involved!" could be heard at the Ravenclaw.
"They disgrace the Slytherin name!" was coming from several people at the Slytherin table.
"I heard that McGonagall was pissed at Slughorn and told him that Hogwarts is a school not a whore house and that he should take better care of his students!" James smirked at that comment.
"You guys did this, didn't you." He said while turning towards Sirius and Remus. Peter was avoiding Sirius at the moment.
"Yeah, but Alice helped. She was the one that found out about their little "sex" party after their quidditch practice. I of course wasn't lying at all when I mentioned this near a bunch of third years last night. Well, you know Hogwarts. Never takes long for things to get around."
"Well, you guys did a pretty good job. Did McGonagall actually say that? Or was that part of the rumor?"
"Yes and no. We did say McGonagall was pissed at Slughorn but then they found powdered dragon's eggs in their trunks! So it was a double whammy! Three of their players have been suspended and the rest are too ashamed to leave the common room!" Exclaimed Sirius. He was so proud at the way their "innocent" little prank had turned out and now James was looking quite a bit happier.
"So Jamsie boy… Why don't you go talk to Lily? She seems likes she's getting ready to leave…"
"I don't know Sirius, I mean-"
"I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GOING!" Sirius said a little too loud. He looked around to see several people staring at him. "What? Go back to your breakfast people! Nothing too see here!"
"Very nice Sirius, or should I call you mom?" James said while chuckling.
"I don't care what you call me but Lily is leaving by herself! Go grasshopper! I have taught you well!" he said while shooing James away."
"Sirius, what are you-"
"GO!" and with that James ran out the doors after Lily.
"That was… interesting Sirius." Sighed Remus after he took a bite out of his toast.
"Yeah, yeah. If you say so…" he said as his gaze drifted off to yet another new girl.
Meanwhile on the stairway leading to the first floor…
"Lily! Wait up!" James said as he ran to catch up with her. She did not stop; she only slowed down a little so that he could eventually catch up with her.
"What is it James? I thought that you'd made it clear that you didn't want to talk to me." She was clearly not in a good mood.
"I know but I realized that we really need to talk about this."
"What's "this"? Last time I checked, you thought I was using Sirius purely to get back at you and you decided to ignore me for a week. What on earth could we discuss?" She then tried to walk ahead of him but his legs were longer.
"I want to know what exactly your thoughts were when you did that." He said while stepping in front of her.
"Maybe the fact that before I could actually tell you how I felt about you I had to even the score? Or the fact that Sirius would only help me for a certain promise?" she couldn't stop herself; the words just came tumbling out.
"How… How do you feel about me?" he asked shyly.
Well this is strange… James is actually shy for once. Lily thought to herself.
"Well… James I like you. There I said it. Are you happy? Sirius wouldn't help me unless I promised to actually give you a chance." After a long awkward pause Lily turned and started to walk away, tears forming in her eyes when all of a sudden she felt two lips being pressed against hers. She graciously returned the favor. After a few minutes of pure lust, clapping could be heard from across the hallway. Remus, Peter, Alice, and Sirius all stood there.
"Way to go Prongs!" Peter shouted.
"Hey! Jamsie boy! Be sure to not spill any special sauce on Lily! Always use a pizza box! Oh! Don't forget to-" Sirius tried to pry Remus' hand away from his face as Lily and James walked away, clearly embarrassed by their friends' behavior.
"What's the matter with you? I had one more!"
"Exactly."
August, 1997.
Harry Potter sat in his room going through a box of things he had collected from Sirius' old bed room. At the very bottom of the box he found a crumpled old piece of parchment.
"The Marauder's secret code? What is this?" he thought out loud.
And hence, the new generation of the code was born.
A/N: Sniff it's all over. Awwwwwww
Thanks to everyone who reviewed this story! So many of them made me laugh and thanks to those who offered criticism to help with the next chapter! And I know I brought in Pizzalicious once again but I couldn't think of a new theme song so I just used that one. BYE AND FOR THE LAST TIME! PLEASE REVIEW:P
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