Hey, it's me. Surprised? Yeah, I know I take forever to update, so this is aoneshotUhm, I randomly got the idea that Yue and Suki were lesbians when I was reading AangThe Last Indie, by Twilight Rose2 who is hacking awesome! Well, we were just messaging back and forth about how random that was and I decided to write a random crack pairing. I do not and never will support Yueuki, I'm just bored. So…yeah

August ;)

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Suki and Yue had been friends for as long as they could remember. Sleepovers, getting the first invite to each other's birthday parties, putting bizarre makeup on their younger siblings while they were asleep…good times…

They sang Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson at Battle of the Bands together in a perfect harmony. Even though they were one of the first groups eliminated, they didn't care. They had fun together. They loved each other.

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After the Battle, they went clubbin because they are so cool. They were dancing fools! But these two guys tried to make a move and they really weren't interested. They said they were lesbians to make the dudes leave them alone.

But they really were lesbians. They just hadn't admitted it. Suki tried to come out of the closet.

After they went clubbin, Suki was all "Hey man, er, woman, I love you."

"Okay."

"That's it?"

"Uhm, sure?"

"So…"

"Yeah…"

"Let's not bring this up again."

"Deal…"

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Yue thought Suki was a freak and didn't talk to her until their high school reunion.

"Hey ,Suki."

"You a lesbian now?"

"(sigh)…yeah…"

"Hmm."

"What?"

"My girlfriend's name is June. That could have been you but nooo. You had to get all freaked out like an albino without sunscreen."

"…"

"That's right. I just rejected you! What!"

Yue walked away, found June, and punched her out for stealing her woman.

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I know that was really retarded. Please don't flame I already know it'suber stupid, but you'll have to deal. It entertained me for ten minutes. And I need to burn time here.

August ;)