Thanksgiving Special

Warning: This is NOT part of the story! It's just a fun extra! Enjoy!

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"Hey! Sasuke, glad you could make it." Sakura smiled shaking the Uchiha's hand as he walked through the door.

"Has the idiot made it here yet?" Sasuke asked looking around.

"Naruto? No, he hasn't come yet." Sakura replied leading her guest to the dining room where the food was being set on the table. "Oh, there he is."

Naruto welcomed himself in and headed for Sakura. "Sakura! Happy Thanksgiving!"

"Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Naruto." Sakura greeted shaking his hand.

"Hey, Sakura," Tenten called walking to the pink-haired girl.

"Yea?"

"We still need a turkey." Tenten sighed.

"Ino and I'll get the turkey." Sakura volunteered.

"Ino's gonna do what now?" Ino asked at the mention of her name.

"We're gonna go get a turkey." Sakura smirked.

"Sure." Ino agreed with a shrug.

Sakura grabbed Ino by the arm and dragged her upstairs and into her room. Sakura opened her closet and took out a BB gun and a Bazooka. She pocketed the BB gun and handed Ino the Bazooka.

"What in the name of monkey shit is the for?!" Ino asked staring at their weapons.

"We're gonna go get a turkey." Sakura smiled and dragged the blonde friend along with the Bazooka down the stairs, opened up the back door and out into the field.

"Ok, so where the hell are we supposed to find said turkey?" Ino asked setting the Bazooka down and crossing her arms.

"There." Sakura pointed to a small plump bird feasting on a worm about 6 yards away. Ino stared in awe. "When I give the signal we shoot."

"Got it." Ino confirmed.

"Ok, ready...GO!" Sakura shouted and took out her BB gun and started shooting the bird. Ino miraculously picked the Bazooka back up and ran after the turkey, hitting everything in her way. That included, a tree, 2 squirrels, Naruto, the lawn mower, a fork, and Sakura's cat.

After running for what seemed like ours the turkey climbed up a tree. Sakura and Ino ran under it. As they did so, said turkey pulled on a small branch with it's beak releasing an avalanche of acorns on the two girls below.

"AAHH!" Sakura and Ino shouted as piles of acorns covered them. The turkey above snickered and high-fived a squirrel. Said turkey jumped out of the tree and fled behind a nearby tree.

Sakura emerged from the piles of acorns rubbing her head. "Ino? Ino, where are you?"

"Down here." a faint mumble came from below her. Sakura looked down to see that she was standing on Ino. She quickly hopped off and helped her blonde friend up and out of the mess of acorns.

"Sorry about that." Sakura apologized rubbing the back of her neck.

"Forget that, you just wait until I get my hands on that turkey!" Ino exclaimed hauling the Bazooka back up.

"Now that's the spirit!" Sakura cheered bringing out her BB gun as well.

"Where could that little sucker get to?" Ino scanned the area and came upon a the turkey's tail feather sticking up behind a tree by Sakura's driveway. "There you are."

"Ready, Ino?"

"Ready, Sakura. Here I come you damn turkey!" Ino shouted. The turkey looked up from behind the tree and began to run. Ino took the Bazooka and threw it at the turkey. Just as she threw it, Neji was pulling into the driveway. The Bazooka missed the turkey and hit the side of Neji's SUV. "Uh-oh."

Neji ran out of the car and over the where the Bazooka had hit. There was a big dent on the door.

"My baby! Not my baby! NOOOO!" Neji feel to his knees and hugged his beloved car. He stopped sobbing and slowly got up picking up the Bazooka as well. "SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY!"

"Shit." Sakura and Ino said in unison.

Neji turned around and started shooting randomly.

"Take cover!" Sakura shouted and ran behind her house, Ino scampering behind her.

"Come back here you bitches!" Neji shouted running after Sakura and Ino.

"He's gone mad!" Sakura shouted jumping over a log.

"No, really?" Ino said sarcastically. Sakura shook her head and continued to run.

"Hey, Ino, there's a chicken coop below my house. C'mon let's hide down there!" Sakura motioned for Ino to follow. The stopped when they finally reached the deserted chicken coop.

"Sakura, why do you have- uh - never mind." Ino shook her head and walked inside the broken down coop.

"Do you see Neji anywhere?" Sakura asked crouching down beside Ino who was looking through a small peep whole in the wall.

"Uh, yea. He just can around the house and now he's pounding his chest like a gorilla, and now he's shooting randomly." Ino said watching the rapid Neji go berserk.

"I gotta see this." Sakura said pushing Ino aside and looking at the murderous sight for herself. Indeed, Neji was going on a rampage and shooting at anything in sight. Just then Tenten walked around the corner.

(With Neji)

"Hey, Neji would yo- AAHHHH!" Tenten shrieked ducking as Neji spun around and nearly blown her head off. Tenten scrambled to her feet and ran back around the house.

"Neji? What are you doi- BAM!" Neji had swung the Bazooka and hit Naruto on the head.

"How ya like me now, bitch!" Neji yelled holding the Bazooka up in triumph.

(Back at the Coop)

"I feel bad for those two." Sakura said sympathetically.

"For those two?! What about us?!" Ino exclaimed waving her hands in the air.

"Ino!" Show some respect!" Sakura snapped.

"Respect?! I'll show you respect!" Ino tackled Sakura to the ground and they started wrestling, Ino on top of Sakura clinging onto each other's hair. They kept at it until they rolled into Neji who was looking down at them with an evil smirk plastered on his face, shadow among his eyes.

"Crap...ROLL!" Sakura shouted from underneath Ino.[A/N: Stop thinking that you pervs! . Sakura and Ino rolled away from Neji and out of the chicken coop and down the hill and into the trees.

"C'mon! We have to hurry!" Sakura shouted hauling Ino to her feet and dragging her into the a small pathway leading them to an electric fence blocking their way to Sakura's neighbor's yard.

"Um, Ino, how are we supposed to get over this?" Sakura asked panicking.

"I'll throw you." Ino said bluntly.

"Blond girl say what now?" Sakura asked looking at Ino like she was insane. Ino shook her head and picked Sakura up and threw her over the fence. Ino jumped over it herself. I could've jumped over that myself."

"No you couldn't." Ino stated dusting off her arms.

"You just watch." Sakura said then attempted to jump over the electric fence. Unfortunately, she only made it half way and landed on the fence causing an electrical reaction. Sakura fell backward onto the ground twitching, smoke emitting from her body. Ino shook her head.

"I told you so." Ino grabbed Sakura's arm and dragged her up to Sakura's neighbor's house. By the time they got there, Sakura was on her feet and running alongside Ino. When they got up to the house, they were greeted by a tall skinny man waving.

"Move, bub!" Ino commanded and punched the guy in the face, knocking him out.

"Ino!" Sakura gasped, clasping her hands on her mouth.

"What? We need to take cover." Ino reasoned.

"Never mind." Sakura shook her head. Just then a little girl came running out of the house and up to Sakura.

"Hi! Wanna be me friend?" the girl asked cheerfully. Sakura was gonna regret this.

"Sorry, kid." Sakura punched the girl and stuffed her in a nearby barrel.

Next to walk out of the house was a lady, by the looks of it, the man Ino punched's wife. Ino walked up to the woman with a sympathetic look.

"Hello dear." the woman greeted. BAM! Ino had punched her as well.

"Sorry." Ino apologized to the unconscious woman as she dragged and stuffed her into an empty barrel.

"Now what?" Sakura asked.

"We need a disguise of course." Ino stated the obvious. Five minutes later and Ino and Sakura had gotten their disguises on.

Ino wore a bowler, a beard, black pants and a polo, and to make herself seem taller she put on a pair of stilts, but underneath her costume were her actual clothes. Sakura on the other hand had to wear a sun dress with an apron over her pink mini and white tank and to cover her pink hair she wore a blonde wig.

"I think we look rather nice." Sakura said patting her wig.

"Speak for yourself. You're not the one in a bear and stilts." Ino complained scratching her chin.

"Good point. You look awful." Sakura frowning at her friend's outfit.

"Oh, gee, thanks." Ino said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.

"I know you're in here!" Neji hollered through the door way. He scanned the area and his gaze came upon the two girls. "Oh, excuse me. Have you two seen two girls about my age, one has really long blonde hair and the other has short pink hair?"

"Yea, they went that way." Ino said in a deep voice, pointing over in the opposite direction.

"Thanks." Neji bowed and ran down the yard.

"Ok, let's go!" Sakura tore off her costume as did Ino and ran out the back door. They spotted a couple cows and a donkey.

"C'mon." Ino said hopping onto a cow. Sakura jumped on the donkey's back. Ino kicked the cow in the side and rode off. Sakura, on the other hand, kicked the donkey in the side only to have it stand still. Ino looked back to see her friend still trying to get the donkey to move. She sighed and rode back.

"You had to pick the donkey." Ino rolled her eyes and pulled Sakura on the cow and rode off.

"Noooo!" Sakura whined.

"What are you complaining about now?" Ino asked annoyed.

"We can't just leave Victor!" Sakura exclaimed throwing her hands in the air.

"And why no- wait...Victor? You named it Victor?!" Ino asked staring at Sakura. "Never mind, I don't wanna know."

"But I lovededed Victor! Victor was my friend! We can't leave him." Sakura complained. Ino was getting irritated.

"Please shut up." Ino said glaring at her pink-haired friend.

"But-" Sakura was cut off when Ino took the BB gun from Sakura's pocket and shot her in the head, knocking her unconscious.

"Good grief." Ino sighed. About five minutes later Sakura started to come to.

"Where's Victor?" Sakura asked concerned once she realized where she was.

"God, not this again." Ino sighed exasperated and shot Sakura in the head leaving her, yet again, unconscious. Soon enough, they arrived at Sakura's house where Sakura woke up without a peep about Victor. The two girls walked into the house.

"You're back!" Tenten exclaimed happily.

"Thank you!" Ino said kissing the floor.

"Um, Ino? Why are you kissing the floor?" Shikamaru asked raising his eyebrow at his girlfriend.

"Neji tried to kill us and we're just happy to be alive!" Sakura answered for Ino.

"I told you Neji went mad!" Tenten said turning to Sasuke.

"Whatever." Sasuke said coolly.

"Hey, wait, we still never got the turkey." Ino said noticing that their goal had not yet been achieved.

"And who's fault is that?" Sakura asked looking at Ino with her hands on her hips.

"Neji's!" Ino shouted.

"And who caused Neji to go on a rampage?" Sakura pressed on.

Ino averted her eyes from everyone else, "Me."

"Well, I guess we'll just have to use the back-up turkey." Tenten shrugged.

"Back-up..." Ino started.

"...turkey?" Sakura finished.

"Yea, we have an extra turkey in The fridge that Gaara brought." Tenten said.

"You mean we had to go hunt down a turkey almost get killed by Neji and ride back here on a cow for no reason?!" Ino asked, well more like yelled.

"Eheheh...sorry about that you guys." Tenten apologized, rubbing the back of her neck.

"Hey, that reminds me, what happened to Victor?" Sakura asked.

"Who's Victor?" Gaara asked growling.

"Her donkey." Ino rolled her eyes.

"Hey, I found him!" Naruto shouted leading the mule into the house.

"Victor!" Sakura exclaimed happily hugging 'Victor'.

"Not this again." Ino shook her head.

"As of today I pronounce Victor and me husband and wife!" Sakura said happily and kissed the donkey...on the lips. [A/N: YUCK! o.O

"Weird." Tenten said and walked into the kitchen to get the turkey.

Gaara sat in the background sulking. "She picked a jackass over me."

"Hey, you guys?" Tenten said poking her into the room. "What happened to Neji?"

Everyone looked from one another and shrugged.

(Somewhere in an 18 ft. deep pit)

"Hello? Anyone up there?" Neji called looking up. A small boy licking a lollipop peered over the edge. "Hey! Kid! Help me out of here!"

"You're weird." the little boy said and Neji sweat dropped. The little boy threw his lollipop at Neji's head.

"Why you little brat! Just wait until I get my hands on you!" Neji threatened.

"AAAHHH!" the little boy screamed and ran away.

"No! Wait! I'm sorry! Come back and help me outta here! Please?!" Neji called but no one came.

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Author's Note: Yay! Ok, this was actually a dream I had about me and my friends and I decided to put this up as a Thanksgiving Special! I hope you enjoyed and I would really appreciate it if you reviewed! For the sake of Neji, the turkey, and Naruto's head! . Happy Thanksgiving everyone!