A/N: I just wanted to try wrting another genre so here is it. I think it turned out well...

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Cheerios Freak

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

-TROUBLESOME-

Shikamaru Nara. Senior. Lazy. Hate troublesome things. Like clouds-watching. Sleep the most of the time. –Yawn-

I know… Boring but very troublesome for me.

"Oh… Look at that, Kiba. Shikamaru is writing."

Uzumaki Naruto.

Troublesome guy number one.

Idiot. Obvious. Loud. VERY LOUD.

Troublesome note to myself: Ignore him

He's troublesome and annoying but he's still right.

I should be sleeping like always or just looking by the window at the clouds but I can't. Punishment in English.

To make this troublesome story short; I have to write for a troublesome week my troublesome life. –Sign-

Troublesome punishment.

Troublesome life.

Man, I think I'm being troublesome…

Smack! Ouch.

Smack! Ouch.

Smack! Ouch.

This desk can seriously be painful. Maybe I should stop but… it's too troublesome.

Smack! Ouch.

But the red marks on my forehead begin to be troublesome too. Man, too much thinking. Why can't I be a cloud?

"Stop doing that!" The blond troublesome woman hisses next to me punching my head on my desk.

Ouch. Very troublesome ouch.

"Troublesome woman."

"What did you said?!"

This time, I had the pleasure to receive her note book directly on my face.

Ouch. Very very very very troublesome ouch.

Yamanaka Ino.

Troublesome woman number 1.

Loud mouth. Bossy. Not sweet. Scary.

Troublesome note to myself: never hit your head on a desk when she's next to you.

Never say she is fat, ugly, annoying, troublesome or very troublesome.

She will hit you. Very hard.

This is the proof women are very but VERY troublesome. (Ino is troublesome even if she won't admit it.)

SMACK!

"Don't you dare write again that I'm troublesome, Shikamaru!"

Maybe I should stay my face pressed (or most likely smashed) against my desk and take a small nap… If I'm lucky, she won't mind…

Man, this is such a drag.

Why can't she be sweet like every other normal woman? Should I really suffer the consequences of troublesome women like her?

Men are surrounded by troublesome women! This is unacceptable! They are everywhere waiting to smash our heads against desks or any other rough, heavy, troublesome and very painful surfaces!

Why does nobody talk about the fear of the troublesome women like Ino?!

"THE FEAR OF THE TROUBLESOME WOMEN LIKE INO?!?!"

Well, in that part I must admit that she is more scary than anything else…

"Do you have something to share with us, Miss Yamanaka?" The teacher asks raising a brow.

"Shikamaru… Shikamaru is…" She pauses trying to choose carefully her words.

Oh, this is bad. I can almost see her smirk. When she is speaking with that serious tone behind a wall of mischievous ideas, she is up to something. Maybe I should step in before something troublesome happens…

"Shikamaru is sleeping, sir. I was just telling him to wake up but he said your class was boring, sir."

This is why men should be gentlemen and never speak against a woman.

Man, I'm screwed.

-TROUBLESOME-

Mondays are troublesome. It is a fact. Ino is… (I learn my lesson. I won't say it.) It is a fact too.

First period events: Beginning of my punishment in English. Got smashed on my desk. Receive a notebook on my face. Have a copy of one hundred times to do with the sentence of 'I won't ever sleep in class again no matter how the subject appeared boring to me and I won't ever again disturbed the concentration of the person next to me.'

This is a troublesome sentence. Not because I have to copy it one hundred times but because it is long for nothing. The sentence I have to copy should be something like 'Ino is…' (I think she marked her point deeply in my brain). Or simply something like 'Women are toublesome. HIDE!'

Can it get worse?

"SHIKAMARU-KUN!!!"

"SHIKA-KUN!!!"

"MARRY ME!!! I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE WITH YOU!"

"NO ME! I'M PRETTIER!!!"

"NO I'M DEFIANTLY PRETTIER!"

"NO ME BITCH!"

Guess what? It does answer my question.

-TROUBLESOME-

When I said (technically speaking it's more like write but it's too troublesome to erase.) women are troublesome I never included fan girls in those terms so I need to say (technically speaking it's more like 'write' but my eraser is in my backpack. It's too troublesome to take it out.) it now.

Fan girls are very troublesome especially when they ran after you all around the school just to tear off your clothes to have a little souvenir or so they can sleep better. (It is troublesome but I have extra clothes. I learn quickly my lessons with women.) They can get even more troublesome when their high pitchy voice break your ears making you deaf for at least two hours.

But there is something even more troublesome…

"So Shikamaru? Have fun with your fan girls? I think they appreciated my help when they were searching for you."

Yeah a word; Temari…

Sabaku Temari.

More troublesome than Ino and my mom reunited.

It gave her the nickname of: Very, very toublesome woman number one

(Not to confuse with troublesome woman number one)

Very bossy. Clever (too much for my liking).

Devilish. (It would be too troublesome to lie anyway.)

Have two troublesome brothers, the bad boys of the school.

Old troublesome note to myself: Never ever again beat her in a chess match.

She will try to get you back for humiliating her for the rest of her life.

I collapse against my desk. I think now it's chemistry class or maybe it's just science. I don't remember.

Well, too bad.

I guess on that case I will be a cloud pushed by the breeze… How un-troublesome…

"Man, you seem down. Something the matter, dude?" Chouji patted on my shoulder opening a bag of chips with his other hand.

Akimichi Chouji.

The only not troublesome guy around and my best-friend.

Nothing else to say. (He is not troublesome after all.)

Old but IMPORTANT note to myself: NEVER EVER CALL HIM FAT!!!

IT IS TABOO!! TRY IT AND YOU WILL REMEMBER IT FOR

THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU STILL HAVE ONE!!

"Troublesome women. That's all."

"You still have 'the troublesome fever' even after what Ino did to you?"

"How do you-…?"

"Simple. She was laughing so loud that Naruto seemed quiet for an instant."

I close my eyes yawning loudly before resting my head on my desk.

The troublesome fever: Symptoms: You are lazy and everything is troublesome for you (especially women). Your name is Nara. You never study but you pass all your exams. (Hey! Doesn't mean because I'm lazy I'm not smart. In fact, I have a QI of over 200 but I use it only in some occasion.) You spend your time doing nothing and you sleep in every class you have. It had been discover by Dr. Chouji Akimichi when we first met.

"You know I think a girl is the cure for 'the troublesome fever'."

My eyes snap open as I stare at him boringly but I am cursing inwardly.

How troublesome…

A girl; a cure???!!!! I pretty sure the loud ones (Like troublesome woman number one.) can cure the deaf men but that's it. (Sometimes, they can even make them deaf but I think it's must like a curse than anything else.)

"Chouji… I am fine with 'the troublesome fever'. Thank you."

"Fine, dude, but I still think a girl is the solution."

Man, even un-troublesome people can get troublesome. How troublesome.

"Chouji? Talk to Amy."

He blushed practically hiding his face in his bag of chips. I smirk closing my eyes.

Time for a nap. I have used my brain too much already.

One cloud.

"Hey!"

Two clouds.

"Shikamaru."

Three clouds.

"SHIKAMARU!"

Four clouds.

"NARA!"

Five cl-

"SHIKAMARU NARA!!"

I literally jump from my seat.

Man, I swear, from now on, I am deaf for the rest of my life. (See my point? They aren't the cure of anything!!!)

From the corner of my eye I see how much things will get troublesome. Guess what? Finally, I'm in chemistry class.

Troublesome but very important note to myself: If you want to stay out of trouble, don't choose chemistry class next year. It is troublesome and since now taboo.

My hand hit a glass bulb. Troublesome act number one.

The glass bulb hit the other one behind. Troublesome act number two.

The two liquids mixed. Troublesome act number three.

And it fell straight on Temari's uniform. Very troublesome act number four.

Her clothes became purple (but troublesome purple. The one your grandma doesn't even dare to wear). Very very troublesome act number five.

The scent. I don't even know how to describe it. Just imagine your dog's food mixed with a couple of Naruto's mouldy ramen cups and add the shoes of your gym teacher after a full day of troublesome work. Then, multiply it by twelve and you should get the troublesome scent. Even for a man it is troublesome. Final troublesome act number six.

I stare blankly at her wet uniform as her face becomes red. The kind of red puts in the streets as a warning. (No kidding, it is just as troublesome as that.) When you see this kind of red, usually, it means troubles in a very troublesome way.

Maybe, finally, I am the troublesome guy…

"PINEAPPLE-HEAD! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Probably… but she is worse.

-End of Day One and maybe the end of my troublesome life.-

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-Cheerios Freak