Here's a super-mega-macho-mega crossover just for YOU!

I'm still puting this under Grim and Evil, but if anyone does have a problem with it (which if you would you probably have no life) I will see if I can put it some place else. Otherwise, shut up and make due.

The songs from Final Fantasy VI (which by the way are AWESOME!) have inspired me for a lot of this, so I'm going to put a little imagination in your heads of the music (that either inspired me to write that part or that I think just fits the situation) playing in the background. If you don't know what song is being played or you've never even played FF VI, just imagine some music in the background or just don't pay attention at all to the song names.

I own Scott and Penelope. Maxwell Atoms owns The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. The "music" is from Final Fantasy VI. Derren Brown is an actual guy. When other characters from other shows start showing up, I'll disclaim them.

-1-

Song: The Magic House

Grim entered Billy and Mandy's bedroom to do some spring cleaning when he noticed that Mandy was still asleep in the bed. He looked at the clock. 9:30 A.M. on a Monday?

Reluctantly, Grim shook her. "Mandy? Are you okay?"

Mandy slowly stirred. "Huh? Oh. Hey Grim. Spring cleaning?"

"Why aren't you at work?"

Mandy wiped her eyes. "Didn't I tell you? I'm on vacation."

"Dat was dis week?"

"Yep."

"Huh…So…How are ya gonna spend it?"

"The way I am now."

Grim shook his skull. "Ya gotta do somet'ing, mon. Who knows when you'll have a chance to go places again?"

Mandy sighed as she got up. "It's supposed to be a vacation. Aren't you supposed to relax on a vacation?" she mumbled, but she did her morning rituals anyway.

-X-

Song: What?

Scott, Penelope, and Grim were eagerly awaiting Mandy as she entered the living room. "Okay, what did you have in mind for my…vacation…"

Scott answered first. "I want to go to England."

Penelope answered second. "I want to go to Japan!"

Grim answered last. "And I have an appointment in Mexico, so we better go der eventually."

Suddenly, the front door opened and Billy entered. "Hey, honeys! I's home!"

"…You're home early," Mandy said, though not surprised. "Waaaaay early."

"Yeah, I got fired again. That's what happens when you pick your nose while making a salad…and you sneeze on it…and you fart in front of the customer…"

"Well, now dat we're all here, I guess we can go on dat vacation," Grim said, opening a portal. "First up: England!"

-X-

Song: Strago's Theme

A man in a suit stopped a bald man on a busy sidewalk in London.

"Pardon me, sir, if I may ask, where is the nearest general store?"

"Uh…there should be one down the block."

"Down the block here?"

"Yes. It's…um…" He looked down the street. "Um…there's one about three blocks down on the left," he said as he pointed in that direction.

"Thank you, my good man. Say, may I have your wallet and house keys for a moment?"

"Uh…okay." The bald man reached into his pocket and gave the suited man his keys and wallet.

"Thank you. Cheers," the man in the suit said as he walked off.

The bald man started walking away before realizing something. "That doesn't seem right," he said to himself. He walked back to the man in the suit. "You stole my possessions!"

"No, sir, I did not. You gave them to me. But…since I now feel dreadful, I'll give you back your things and I'll even give you five pounds for your troubles." He gave the man back his keys and wallet. Then he reached into his pocket and gave the man a blank piece of paper. "Cheers," he said once more before leaving.

When the bald man realized he was given a blank piece of paper, the man in the suit was gone.

-X-

Song: What?

Meanwhile, an innocent woman was being scarred for life. She was just entering a public restroom when she saw a flash of green light in one of the stalls. A family of four exited the stall, along with a walking skeleton.

"Good Lord!" the woman gasped after the five left the restroom. "Why were there men in the bloody ladies' room?!"

-X-

Song: Slam Shuffle

"Grim, why did we appear in a bathroom stall?" Mandy asked, annoyed. They were now outside.

"Hey, I don' have dat much control of me scythe! I'm like da guy from de X-Men sequel dat doesn't know where he teleportin' if he can't see where he goin'…or de guy from de Lost Room dat don't know where de motel room will take 'im if he don' have a place in mind."

Billy rolled his eyes. "There you goes again, Grim, with your excu--"

Scott was the first to notice Billy's sudden quietness. He turned around. "Dad? What's wrong?"

Mandy, Penelope, and Grim then turned around. "Uh…Bill?" Mandy spoke up. "Are you okay?"

"I…can't…move…" Billy said, apparently frozen in place.

"What do you mean you can't move?" Mandy asked. "You were moving just fine less than a minute ago."

"I…can't explain it…I feel like I'm frozen or something…"

Grim tilted his skull with interest. He looked around for a moment to see if someone had secretly zapped Billy with a stun gun or shot him with a tranquilizer when suddenly he spotted a man in a suit on the street corner with a fist extended towards them. Suddenly, the man opened his palm.

Billy suddenly started walking…and smacked nose-first into Mandy, knocking her over.

"Frozen, my--" Mandy started, but Grim cut her off.

"Hey, who dat guy?"

Mandy shrugged. "How should I know?"

"I dunno, but I coulda sworn he had to do wit' Billy's sudden stopping."

The blonde mother raised an eyebrow. "Really?" She gestured Grim and her family to walk with her as she walked to the innocent-looking man. "Excuse me, may I ask you something?" she asked angrily.

The man looked at her with absolutely no change in his expression. "Now, that wasn't very polite, was it? But you may ask anyway."

"Did you…how should I put this…freeze my husband?"

"If you mean I mentally told him to stop and he obeyed, then I am guilty as charged," the man replied.

This intrigued Mandy. "Hmm…interesting. I've been wanting to have that power over him for years. I still have to tell him to do things vocally." She extended her hand for a handshake. "The name's Mandy, by the way."

The man grinned and shook her hand. "The pleasure's all mine. My name's Derren. Derren Brown."