The Show
Troy: (in the boy's dressing room) BBBBBBB! BBBBBBBBBBBBB! MA! MA!! (flicks his fingers, and pokes Ryan in the butt)
Ryan: AH! SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
Sexual Harassment Police: WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?
Ryan: (in tears) Sh...She, it's too traumatic to talk about.
Sexual Harassment Police: PANSIE SPIT IT OUT! (bitch slaps him)
Ryan: CHILD ABUSE! HELP! (a note pops out of thin air, then Ryan reads the note) Sorry, we are taking a vacation to China to abolish, I mean ENFORCE child labor laws. Don't worry, I'll eat some lo mein for you!
Zac: (reads the note across Ryan's shoulders) FAT ASS. THAT LO MEIN WILL GO RIGHT TO HIS LOVE HANDLES.
Ms. Darbus (bursting into the Boy's dressing room) I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRRRY CHAPSTICK!
Grampie Bolton: EW BAD IMAGES.
Troy: Grampie, you're in the show?
Grampie Bolton: HELLZ NO. I WANTED TO RAPE SOME TEENAGE BOYS! I mean...help them get dressed! Er, help them with their stage makeup.
Chad: OH DEAR LORD. I'm going to the girl's dressing room then. (runs across the hallway in a Spongebob thong and into girl's dressing room)
Vanessa: Yeah, I went from an A to a DDD... (Chad bursts in)
Chad: I HAVE A SPONGEBOB THONG WEDGIE! SOMEONE TAKE THE LETTER OUT OF MY MAILBOX!
Sharpay: WHAT THE BUCK?
Whatthebuck Guy: I HAVE TO HAVE IT!
Coach Bolton: Girls! We have 3 milliseconds til we need to be on stage!
Martha: It's cool beans, I got it covered. (teleports everyone on stage behind the curtain)
Jason: (dazzled) HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Martha: I'm the...TELEPORTING FAT GUY! WITH A COOL MOUSTACHE! (grows a beard) DAMNIT, I need to work on controlling my facial hair ointment better...
Smosh: Dude, that was OUR VID. We're suing you, homes.
Monique: SUUUUUUUEY! (turns into a pig)
Gabriella: What did I tell you? I keep kosher! GET THIS PIG OUT OF MY SIGHT AND TAKE ME TO A KOSHER SUBWAY.
Sharpay: No, you said you wanted to copy Vanessa and right a song about footwear...
Gabriella: And I did! ItS EsPaDrIlL MoRnInG!
Ms. Darbus: (walks on stage) HERE IS HIGH SCHOOL MUSIC-HAL: ABRIDGED. ENJOY BIOTCHES!
Martha: (as Gabriella) Basically, what we're gonna do is your mom. Basically, what were gonna do is your face...
Ryan: (as Troy) So... you like doing faces...
Martha: (as Gabriella) FUCKFACE GET OUTTA MY WAY! I'm late for my 3:00 fucking with Coach Bolton!
Ryan: (as Troy) THATS MY DAD!
Martha: (as Gabriella) I'm just sayin...
Billy Ray (as Robby Ray): I LIKE HER. SHE'S GOT BALLS!
Martha (as Gabriella): DON'T MOLEST ME STALKER!! (runs but trips onto 10 bowling pins)
Sharpay (as Martha): STRIKE! ALL THAT WII BOWLING PAID OFF!
Coach Bolton: (as Sharpay) UGH ONE WORD. PANDAS.
Zeke: (as Coach Bolton) Yeah pandas dance! Yeah panda.
Martha: (as Gabriella) Just who I was looking for...let's go buy my Vanessa Hudgen's CD since no one else will buy them!
Troy: (as Chad) My afro's all frizzy! Get me Nick Jonas! I need his hair product!
Joe: (as Joe) I showered, in cold water, I peed on a tree. NOW I REALLY NEED NAIR PRODUCTS!
Jason: (as Kelsi) Someone's PMSing.
Joe: (as Joe) BITCH GIMME SOME MIDOL!
Taylor: (as Taylor) RACIST.
Amy Winehouse: (as Amy) Guys, I'm pregnant. IT'S RICKY'S BABY!
Nick: (as Ryan) Shouldn't we have gone into a musical number like 20 millenniums ago?
Gabriella: (as Ms. Darbus) 500 points from East High!
Chad: (as Zeke) WTF This isn't Hogwarts! You're such a MudBlood!
Zac: (as Jason) I was supposed to be at the '17 Again' set 4 hours ago...
Metro Station: WE WON'T BE 17 FOREVER! If we can get away with this tonight!
Selena: LET ME USE MY MAGICAL POWERS!
Zac: (as Jason) EW NICK HAS TOUCHED THOSE 'Magical Powers'.
Neville Longbottom: (zaps Zac away)
Everyone: HAZZAH! (gets in a musical number)
We're all in bed together!
We fuck our brains out, that's the way we do it!
We're all in bed together!
We like sex a lot it's the way that our dreams come true!
Wildcats in the game! Just one cock is really lame!
That's the way we do it, in an orgy! Time to show the world!
Audience Members: OMFG. THAT WAS AMAZING! BRAVO! ENCORE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH PANDA! THAT DIDN'T MAKE MY BALLS BOUNCE!
Ms. Darbus: Everyone, I hoped you learned something important today!
Everyone: VAT? String cheese?
Ms. Darbus: My balls just crept back into my body.
A/n: Sorry I haven't updated in over 2 months, I've just been in my own little world lately, and I'm working 3 days a week and playing tennis 3 days a week, and voice once a week, so I haven't found time to right if I wasn't singing, playing, working, eating, or sleeping. To tell you the truth, I lost inspiration for this story, so even though I originally planned a sequel, I've decided that after I finished A Musical in A Musical, I was going to take a little "break" from FanFiction, until I can get my head back in the game. I do have other ideas that I planned months ago, but so far all I've written is a loliver, a badly written Ryella, and an out-of-character Troypay. Sorry to disappoint you, but there's still hope! Check out TinyDancer14 For High School Musical: The Parody and High School Musical 2: The Parody! They are just what you are looking for if you loved this. I want to thank all my reviewers for making this my most reviewed story ever. I really do thank you from the bottom of my heart. I actually am starting to come back to FanFiction, so still check out my stories every so often to see if there's a new story. :) Love, hannah montana luva.