A/N:

I seriously got bored.

There's like… sexual references… so yeah.

If you're Mr. Sensitive, don't hang out with this story.

"A Night In The Life of Kyo's Lower Half" AKA "Kyo's Horny, LOL!"

"Oooh, Master Kyo!" A loud, feminine voice moaned, the force of the noise echoing against walls. The woman's body arched up to the light touch of leather grazing her bare chest. The voice of a male showed his content with a simple, 'heh'.

"Not the whip, please!" The female begged, although it sounded more like an aroused beg, a plea for attention rather than a cry for help. As the leathery object lifted from her skin, a soft gasp escaped her lips. Why was she not being whipped?

"Is something the matter, Master?" the voice questioned, full of worry and care for her master. "Is something bothering you?"

"Hmmph." Was the reply she received, followed by, "Let's try something different."

Before she could question any motives, the man above her was kneeling between her legs. His head reached down and licked her inner thigh and she shivered slightly.

"So," he mumbled against her skin, pleased with the response he received as his tongue lightly traced her swelling core. "You like that, huh?"

"Mmmm-hmmmm…" she groaned out, looking down at him. "I want you now! Please, take me with your all! I need you inside of me!"

The man crawled back up the woman's body, planting a deep kiss on her lips before lining his member up with her and—

.xxx.

"GAAAH!" Kyo flung himself up with such a start, his blankets flew everywhere around him. He attempted to gain control of his senses, sight being one of them, but only managed to fall out of bed in the process. Trying to stand, his foot got caught in one of the above-mentioned blankets and he tripped, falling again, but this time, managed to thwack his head on a set of drawers.

'Just lay still, Kyo. You can't get hurt by laying still, you clumsy idiot.' The Cat told himself, lying perfectly still on the floor. He swore he heard something rattle. 'Hope I didn't wake any of those morons up.' Kyo blinked as he heard the sound again. He sat up slowly, as to take a look, and was greeted with a solid in the face.

'Stupid! I told you to lie perfectly still! See what happens when you don't listen?' Kyo shook his subconscious from his mind and stood shakily, clawing his way back to his bed and flopping down on his back, panting.

'What a way to wake up,' he thought, sweat dripping off his forehead and glistening lightly. At this moment, he could have sworn this particular day was out to get him. 'Why did I wake up, anyway…?' His brain came to a complete halt when he remembered why. 'I had another dirty dream about Tohru!'

At the name of his childhood crush, random thoughts involving flowers, kissing and holding hands popped into his thick, orange head. Recalling the last predicament he was left in after a dirty dream about Tohru, he took the right precautions before heading to the bathroom for an ice cold shower. Why embarrass him self on the way, if someone really was awake and moving around the house? A certain brunette in particular?

Kyo imagined himself walking down the hall with a stark erection and bumping into Tohru.

"W-W-What's that, Kyo?" she would ask and he would smirk and say,

"Why don't I show you the wonders it can do, m'dear?"

'Oh, God! I'm becoming like Shigure!' Kyo held his head in his hands. 'I'm so going to Hell for this.'

Hesitantly, the boxer-clad Cat glanced through his opened fingers and to his lower regions below, before cursing softly under his breath. In a moment of desperation, he pleaded for help;

'What am I meant to do in this little… er, big… situation?!'

A/N:

DUH, KYO! YOUR RIGHT HAND IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!

… (cough)

Prologue, of the sort?!

Yes, yes. I know I have weird problems.

Stay tuned, I suppose.