Ok so these were all done during a crazed IM convo between me and my friend (ballerinadoll9) so enjoy.

Mine are the bolded ones, hers are the italized ones.

1)''I'm sorry Ginny but I don't love you. I love..Crabbe.'' said Harry

2)''Harry is that your wand or are you just happy to see me?'' asked Pansey

3)''OMG I want to convert to Syltherin, you guys all suck!'' shouted Harry

4)''Aww, look at the cute kitties!'' squeled Draco

5)''That's right Potter, you'd better walk a- AW!! Look at the cute little puppy!! pets and gushes over Fang Who's a good doggy? Who's a good doggy? Fang's a good doggy!'' Draco exclaimed happily.

6)''Daddy will u sing me another luliby?'' Harry asked. ''For the last god damn time, I am NOT YOUR DAD!" Snape shouted

7)''OMG they killed Harry!'' Ron yelled ''Bastards!'' screamed Hermione

8)''Hermine, you're one sexy bitch!'' Draco said. ''Hit me baby one more time!''

9)''Oh Ron, you should be more like the twins! They will be our most successful kids!'' cooed Mrs. Weasley

10)''That's hot.'' said Hermione

11)''Muggles are Mudbloods!'' shouted a drunk Mr. Weasley after he was unable to put together the simple bicycle for his young daughter

12)''Molly Weasley is a MILF'' Draco told his friends

13)''Hagrid...you had sex with..Buckbeak?'' asked a nausiated Harry. ''Don't worry, his feathers were clean!''

14)"OMG only 3 new comments?" Ron burst into tears. "And everyone keeps rejected my friend inviiiiites!"

15)''Maybe...homework isn't..everything!'' gasped Hermione

16)''Harry Potter who?''

17)"I lied, I wasn't jealous, I really don't care if you date Viktor." Ron revealed "You...you don't?" gasped Hermione, appalled. "Of course I don't! Why else would I date Lavendar in book six?" "Not to mention all of the Ron/Luna fics out there," interjected Harry.

18)''Like eahmygawd! Silver is soo not the new gold.'' Draco said, while applying a fresh coat of nail poilish

19)''I love magic! It makes me less fat!'' Vernon yelled

20)''Uh Harry next time you dream abotu that sexy red head.'' started Seamus ''DON'T YELL RONS NAME!''

21)''NOOOOOOOO Mufasa died.'' cried Snape, grabbing another tissue

22)''There seem to be a lot of us shippers.'' Mcgonagal told Dumbledore. ''EWW, I'm like 80 years older then you...well if the fans insist.'' he said, winking suggestivly at her.

23)''OOO, I wanna dress Nagini up as Superman!'' Voldemort cried as he looked over the Halloween costumes. ''Superman that hoe.'' muttered Wormtail. ''What!''

24)''I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!!'' Tom Riddle sang, accompined by Ginny Weasley, their voices ringing all around the Chamber

25)''Hey Fred.'' George called. ''Yea?'' ''Do you think we should tell mom that I'm really Fred and your really George? It's been 5 years.'' ''Ha, you'd think she's figure it out all ready, I mean we don't look that like.''

And thats pretty much it, lol. Let me know if you enjoyed our weird sense of humor.