Author's Notes: Spoilers for episode 35. If you haven't watched it yet and don't like spoilers, leave now.
Now, everybody who is left...-Coughs.- There is a debate going on about whether Mint or Momoka is Zakuro's number one fan. I decided to put gas on the fire and write this. xD Fourth wall breaks, too, so it has a slightly crackish effect to it. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew.
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Zakuro, My Idol
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Mint glared at the girl who was tugging onto Zakuro's left hand. "Who are you? And why are you defiling Zakuro-onee-sama's hands with your own filthy ones?"
Zakuro was visibly taken aback. "Mint, she's a child."
"So?" Mint demanded, setting down her teacup. "I haven't even held your hand yet and I'm your number one fan!"
"No, I'm her number one fan," the child piped up, high-pitched voice indignant. "I fangirled over one of her handkerchiefs. That's how much I admire her."
"Momoka, Mint, stop - " Zakuro attempted to interject.
Mint interrupted. "Your name's Momoka? Let me tell you, Momoka, that when I heard Zakuro-onee-sama was going to work with us here at Cafe Mew Mew, I literally flew up to the ceiling, and my heart was singing - "
"Well, I had a dream that Zakuro-sama turned into a Mew Mew and saved me from an alien with green hair!" Momoka bragged, hands on her hips.
Mint could only gape. Then she turned to the miffed purple-haired teen and shrieked, "You saved her?! You've never saved me - I don't believe this!" She stood up, covering her face with her hands and making the first movements of running away, but Zakuro caught her wrist.
"Episode 39," Zakuro informed her in a monotone. "When the Chimera Anima returned your arrow, and I pushed you out of the way."
Momoka giggled. "Yeah, but you saved me in thirty-five!"
"Please don't provoke her, Momoka."
Mint wailed. "But she's right! Four episodes before me..and you knew me first!"
Zakuro tossed a lock of her wine-coloured hair. "But then you got a fight and a hug in episodes 42-43."
"Yeah, about that," Momoka sounded cross. "I didn't get a hug. I want a hug!"
"Oh please!" Mint scowled. "You got Zakuro-onee-sama for an entire episode, you ingrate!"
Momoka narrowed her eyes. "But you got her for all the other fifty-one episodes! And I didn't even get a cameo appearance in 'a la mode'! It's not fair, I say..!"
"Both of you, shut up or I'll commit suicide," Zakuro threatened after a moment of thought.
"Nooo--!! We love you too much, Zakuro-onee-sama!!!"
Mint and Momoka then began a contest to see who would speak first and disobey Zakuro. Needless to say, neither of them ever spoke again for the rest of their lives...
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