A/N – This is my first fanfic, so please, no flames. I have read many fanfics and not flamed a single one, so please return the favor. By the way, lemon in later chapters. (The characters are about 19-20 in this fic.)
Kyuubi
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Disclaimer – I do not own Naruto, but it would kick ass if I did. (Although that could cause problems since I suck at drawing… Whatever, I could pay Masashi-san to draw it for me! lol)
And now what we've all been waiting for…
Innocence Lost
Fwwuuuuuuuusssshhhhh………..
"Huh? Wha?" Naruto utters as he slowly awakens from a deep slumber, one of the best he's had in days. He slowly rolls over to face the clock. As he looks at the clock, memories of the day before rush into his mind.
Flashback Begins
Naruto is walking down the road after locking up his apartment, with the taste of his breakfast, ramen, still in his mouth. He sees Sakura and runs toward her. "Good morning, Sakura-chan!" Naruto yells as he runs. The next thing he knows there is a fist in his cheek. "Baka!!!" Sakura yells as she punches Naruto. "Why do you always hit me Sakura-chan?" Naruto asks as he gets up. He now has a swollen cheek. "I'm hiding from Ino-pig." Sakura whispers. "Why?" Naruto asks rather loudly. "Shut up, baka!" Sakura whispers to him, "She wants to have a sleepover at my house." "And why is that bad?" Naruto whispers. "Ino-pig? In my house? What ISN'T bad about it?" Sakura responds. "Shh! Get down!" Sakura says before dragging Naruto behind a bush.
"Sakura! Sakura! Where are you?" Ino calls. "Over h-," Naruto almost says before Sakura slaps her hand over his mouth. 'Oh yeah… sorry Sakura-chan.' Naruto thinks as he remembers that they are hiding. "So… Why doesn't Ino just have the sleepover at her house?" asks Naruto. "Because her parents won't let her. They don't trust her with boys overnight, and with good reason." explains Sakura. 'She's a whore.' Sakura finishes the explanation in her mind. "If you want, the sleepover could be at my apartment. It isn't very big, but there are no adults to tell us to be quiet." Naruto suggests. "Really? You're okay with this?" Sakura asks. "Sure." Naruto responds.
Sakura runs out of the bush towards Ino, literally dragging Naruto behind her. "There you are Sakura." Ino says. "Hi, Ino." Sakura responds. "I was wondering if you would let me have a sleepover at your house." Ino says, getting straight to the point. "Actually, Naruto was just saying he wanted to have a sleepover." Sakura slyly replies. "Really! Can I have my sleepover at your house? We can invite all of our teams and Neji's team." Ino asks. "Okay. Fine by me." Naruto answers. "Awesome! I'll start inviting people!" Ino yells as she walks away to find Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, and Sasuke.
"Naruto, I'd increase my homeowner's insurance if I was you." suggests Sakura. "Why?" Naruto asks. "Trust me, just do it." Sakura replies. "Okay." Naruto says while walking towards the insurance office.
A/N – I'm not sure if Konoha actually has an insurance office or not, so just go with me on this, it's my fic. Does homeowner's insurance apply to apartments? I wonder…
When Naruto pushes open the door to the insurance office, he sees someone he hadn't seen in months. "Ero-sennin!!" Naruto yells. "I thought I told you not to call me that!" yells Jiraiya. "What are you doing here Ero-sennin?" Naruto asks. "Well… Tsunade caught me peeping at her in the hot spring and kinda wants to kill me, so I decided to increase my life insurance. Also I'm filing for a restraining order on Tsunade." Jiraiya responds. "Hahahahahahaha!!!!!" Naruto laughs. "So why are you here Naruto?" Jiraiya asks. "Well… Ino is having a sleepover at my house tonight, so I'm increasing my homeowner's insurance." Naruto responds. "Ooohh! Young, pretty, nightgown-wearing girls in your house overnight! You are so lucky! Can I come!" pleads Jiraiya. "No, you perverted hermit." responds Naruto. "Damn you to hell!!! I might never get another chance like this! And to think I wasted three years of my life training you!" pouts Jiraiya.
"Fine, but use your Invisibility Jutsu." Naruto gives in. 'If I had known he was always going to pull that 'training' card on me, I would have trained myself.' Naruto thinks. "YEEESSS!!!" yells Jiraiya, "Naruto, you are not going to regret this!" 'I already do.' thought Naruto. Jiraiya leaves, so Naruto turns to the person at the counter to ask to increase his homeowner's insurance. As soon as he starts to fill out the paperwork, Tsunade barges in, yelling, "Where is that damn pervert!!!?" Naruto points in the direction Jiraiya went. Tsunade runs off.
Naruto finishes filling out the paperwork, he realizes what time it is. '1:24! I gotta get some ramen!' he thinks. Naruto runs toward the ramen stand.
A/N – So, waddaya think? Reviews? I'll try to update quickly, but I have a life so it might take a while…