3/08/08 hey everyone, thought it was time to clean this up a bit. for returning readers i hope you enjoy the massive update and do look out for a few other little projects of mine that will be coming your way pretty soon!

For new readers, thanks for giving this a go! i should warn you that I borrow quite heavily from the original manga for a while in the beginning. The idea with this fic is to almost follow the plot for a while but then leave it entirely.

It should be quite a dark story but with a humorous writing style to lighten it up a bit….and also as much yaoi as I can shoehorn in.

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"The one who is to die is you Light!"

NO! nononononon I can't…

40 seconds…

A warehouse, 2010, and a dying man pleads for his life. "N…NO! I don't want to die! I don't want to go to prison either! Do something! I know there's a way out of it, Ryuk!!"

Surrounding him, those who will watch him die.

The one who left him,

The one who betrayed him,

The one who sold him,

The one who shot him,

Those who conspired against him,

And there, crouched in white, the one who defeated him…

Him, … Kira,… god, kami, saviour, hero, leader of the lost, judge of the wicked, champion to the weak, … defeated… NO!

"I don't want to die! I don't want to go!"

… It hurts so much when it happens, a terrible squeezing, struggling for every desperate breath.

but as he fades away, a distant voice calls to him.

"…and as for this foolish pride of mine… I discard it"