Day 7

--There was a feeling in the air, something dangerous was happening today…but what was it? Tsunade felt like someone was watching her. Iruka was tense for no reason at all. And Kankuro and Temari were worried…Gaara was gone…And so was Naruto…--

Sakura sat quietly in the middle of the desert as Gaara waited, Naruto, where are you?… If you can hear me…don't come…he'll kill you…

But Naruto came anyways. Naruto and Kyuubi. The demon's immense red chakra flowered around the boy in the shape of two ears and a tail, a somewhat fox-like. "GAARAAAAAAAAA!! I'M GONNA' KILL YOU!!" He was rushing head on as Gaara quickly made a few hand signs, sand swirling around him dangerously.

"Playing Possum Jutsu!!" He slumped over and Shukaku emerged, "HA!! KYUUBI!! IT'S BEEN A WHILE!! LET'S SETTLE THIS SCORE!!"

They went at it, claw-to-claw, tooth-to-tooth, raging all the while. And the girl in between it all was very sad. Naruto…You-you came for me…I-I don't want to be a burden anymore but…"Naaaaruuutooooo!! PLEASE DON'T!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!! I WANT" She paused and looked down, mortified, "I want…to grow old and die with you…"

Shukaku laughed, loud, "KYA-HA-HA-HA!! THE LITTLE CHERRY BLOSSOM IS IN LOVE WITH THE KYUUBI NO KITSUNE, THE DEMON OF MANY PEOPLE'S NIGHTMARES' VASSAL?!" Then he glowered, "HOW QUAINT…"

That was all it took. Naruto rushed the tanuki made of sand with all he had, "DON'T SAY THAY ABOUT SAAAAAKURAAAAAAA!!" Rasengan!! His signature jutsu hit Gaara straight in the face, hard. And he woke…only to be hit again. And again. And again. And again. Even though he was bleeding profusely from everywhere, Naruto still pounded the Kazekage. Something was wrong…

"NARUTO!!" His chakra was manifesting into his four-tailed form!! This was sooooo not good, not good at all.

"UUUUWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" Naruto roared as the chakra of his jinkurichi manifested into a somewhat corporal form, a mini Kyuubi with four tails.

This time, however, he was fighting it off until-"Hello NARUTO…" a dry voice commented from over in the corner of a hollow tree. It was (surprise-surprise!) Sasuke. Then Naruto lost it.

"SAAAAAASUUUUUKEEEEEEE!!" He ran at the powerful traitor who swatted him away like a fly.

"Oh, come now Naruto, let's be reasonable…I arranged all these meetings with all of my pawns just to have the two of you here, in front of me…" he sighed dramatically, "Do you have any idea how hard that was?" He proceeded to make a few hand-signs, "Now let's settle this like gentlemen!!" He palmed the mini-Kyuubi in the chest and sealed the chakra back into the boy.

"Sasuke…" Naruto growled, shaken somewhat, "…what do you want?"

"What do I want? Simple…" Another chilling smile was sent in Naruto's direction, "I want Sakura."

"WHAAA?!" Both of them were shocked. "WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME?!" Sakura was livid at the fact that that-that bastard could say something like that after being gone so long.

"HEY!! SAKURA'S MINE!!" Naruto yelled as the aforementioned girl blushed at the confession, "YOU LEFT AND SO YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE!!"

"Oh…so he got you too, eh?" Sasuke turned to the one being argued over and smirked, "I heard he was screwing Hinata and Temari…"

"BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!!" She didn't fall for the bait.

"Ah, well…I guess I have to take you then…"He shrugged and picked her up-only to get his head nearly bashed in. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Sakura smiled from next to her beloved, "I'm not as helpless as I was before, Sasu-chan!"

"You- you BITCH!! HOW COULD YOU RESIST ME?! I AM THE CHICK MAGNET!! THE ULTIMATUM!!" Sasuke was livid and bleeding.

"You were until all the girls found out what a douche you were Bishi-boy!" Sakura winked, "Now not even Ino would touch you with a fifty foot-long pole!"

"You-you-" Sasuke got very red, "WHORE!!"

(The next few scenes were omitted because of extreme violence and language that didn't fit the 'T' rating)

All in all, Sakura and Naruto walked away from the battered and bruised Sasuke with smiles on there faces, "So is training canceled today?"

"Yes. Kakashi-sensei got the book he was looking for, but fainted from happiness and had to be carried to the hospital 'cause he got run over by a street vendor." Naruto explained.

"I hope it wasn't the ramen vendor!!"

"Why?"

"Cause then you'd owe me a free meal for beating you there!!" Sakura ran off laughing with Naruto in tow. All had ended well.

--Hinata had nearly pulled her hair out, That jutsu was supposed to keep the bitch from getting my man!! Why didn't it work?! And- she cocked her head –why didn't it wear off after the first day like it was supposed to?…she shrugged, ah well, no worries.--

End Day 7

HA!! I finally ended it! (lame I know…)I bet you all are just dying to hear what happened to all the characters that Naruto and Sakura dealed with. Well, Jiraya-sama got drunk, laid and dumped in the middle of an alley. Orochimaru had to steal another body so he could have Kabuto's children still. 'Tachi died (LATER OF COURSE!!), and Sasuke went on to become one of the Chippendales (A group of male strippers who are very buff) but got kicked out because of his 'tattoo'. Then he went on to become the world's first man to endorse male pregnancies and had many men's babies since no girl would touch him. The End.