A/N: This is a training scenario that allows me to cross over my 2 favorite shows. This is based off an old song. Can you guess which one it is? I'm going to try to focus on the case and the investigation, but some shipping may come into play. My apologies for using bablefish to get the Italian as I don't speak Italian myself nor does anyone I know.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. CBS, Bruckerheimer & Bellisario do. If I owned them the Danny/Lindsey & Tony/Ziva shippers would be alot happier.
Glynco, (Brunswick), Georgia Federal Investigator Training Center
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Thank you for attending the forensic update seminar here at Glynco. I hope when you depart you will be taking with you valuable technique to assist in your investigations. This portion is a crime scene taken from the Georgia history books. We're going to team you up to work with different agencies. So this first crime scene we're going to pair NYPD crime lab with NCIS. Scene will be processed by Monroe, Lindsay & Messer, Daniel from NYPD and DiNozzo, Anthony & David, Ziva from NCIS."
"Da-veed." Came a hissed voice out of the audience.
The guy continued as if he hadn't heard. "Laboratory processing will be assisted by Ross, Adam & Scuito, Abigail."
"Report to the scene. You will be met by the first on scene."
Danny & Lindsay picked up their cases and went to the shuttle. They were met there by two agents wearing NCIS jackets & caps.
"New Yawk City. So, how is the old Big Apple?" Tony smarted off.
"It's great." Lindsay said. "Are you from New York?"
"Long Island." Tony replied.
"Capretto ricco." Danny stated.
"Hey, Hanno dato la parte posteriore dell'isola di Staten ancora? Niente ma thugs della via." Tony spat back.
"Arrestilo!" Ziva declared.
The guys continued glaring and went to work. As they loaded up their equipment Lindsay leaned into whisper to the female NCIS agent. "Agent David, am I the only one going to this crime scene who doesn't speak Italian?"
"It's Officer Da-veed. And in answer to your question, yes, I believe so."
Danny stowed the last case that Lindsay passed him. "You first Montana," he waved toward the two bench seats in the van. Lindsey took the back one and Danny climbed in behind her and put his arm behind her across the bench seat.
"You are from Montana?" Ziva asked.
"Yes," Lindsay replied.
Ziva crawled into the middle seat. "Tony weren't you telling me about Montana last week?"
"Uhh. Not exactly Ziva." Tony remembered the conversation all too well and felt a sense of dread.
"Yes, you were telling me about the motto. 'At least our cows are sane.'" Ziva was grinning animatedly.
"It was a joke, Zi-vah!" Tony exclaimed. I am so not scoring any points with the NYPD blonde with this, he thought.
"Not true," Lindsay laughed. "Even the cows are on antidepressants these days."
Capretto ricco - Rich Kid
Hanno dato la parte posteriore dell'isola di Staten ancora? Niente ma thugs della via. - Have they given Staten Island back yet? Nothing but street thugs.
Arrestilo! - Stop it!