Discalmer: I do not own Harry Potter. These were made by others, on other web
sites.
I found them and decided to show you. There are little comments I left after them. I
only have 1-50 on here but I plan to get more up. This list is a fun little thing to help
me get rid of writers block for "Summer for Six", my first story. I will keep updating
it after I get over writers block. It won't be too long so R&R if you want.
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I solemnly swear that I did not come up with all of these.
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1) I must not put out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.(That is not a good idea,
I think.)
2) I must not set up an underground dueling arena.(No matter how much I want to.)
3) I must not bring a Magic-8 ball to Divination class.(Who am I kidding? That would
be fun to confuse everyone.)
4) I must not make fun of Lupin's 'time of the month'.(That is mean and Lupin is
nice.)
5) I must not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.(Although that
would make him become my friend and I wouldn't have to deal with him.)
6) I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffinndor tower is
"Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.(No
I will not tell them that! Maybe 3rd years and above to see who actually did it.)
7) I must not pay first years a galleon to pee in Mad-Eye Moody's hip flask.(That
would be discusting.)
8) I must not use the Invisibility Cloak to sneak into the girl's dorm.(I am a girl and
for boys, you better not!)
9) I must not ask Prof. Trewlawny where she laid her eggs.(Even if I really want to
know!)
10) I must not leave shampoo on Prof. Snape's desk with instructions on how to
properly wash his hair.(At least not saying it who it was from.)
11) I must not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout "To the Batmobile,
Robin!"(Most Witches and Wizards would be standing there confused.)
12) I must not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles".
(Altough I could make some money.([It would be mean
13) Seamus Finnegan is not "After Me Lucky Charms"(I don't even think he knows
what they are.)
14) I will not buy Lupin a flea collar. (Mean! No being mean to Lupin or I will
imagenarly hex you!)
15) I will not sing "We're off to see the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's
office.(So maybe I will.)
16) I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow peeps.(It might be fun
though!)
17) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse over the whomping willow.
(Maybe if any future death eaters are first years, then I will.)
18) I will not lock the Gryffindors and Slytherins in a room and take bets on who will
come out alive.(I wonder who would live?)
19) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.(Even though he should!)
20) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, i am to
assume that i am not allowed to do it.(Unless on Voldemort.)[Assume spells Ass u
me.
21) Putting a snitch in Malfoy's pants really isn't all that funny. Even if it does make
him scream like a girl. (I would do that.)
22) I am not to tell Nearly Headless Nick that he'd forget his head if it wasn't
attached--thats just cruel.(That is mean you do that and I will make sure Lupin hex's
you.)
23) I should not confess to crimes that happened before I was born, even if I have
access to a time turner.(The Ministry would have a feild day.)
24)I Will not jump up, Yelling "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order or
DA meeting .(That would get you kicked out.)
25)I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place"(He needs to though.)
26)"Swish and flick" is only a wand movement. (Sirius and James this is derected
towards you two.)
27) I must not ask Harry Potter who died and made him the boss.(I really want to
know though.)
28) I will not summon the house elves just to show that I can.(I should be a member
of S.P.E.W.)
29) I will not set up a trampoline at Hogwarts as it causes Madame Pomfrey to
become overworked and stressed.(That is my good deed for the year.)
30) I will not animate my M&Ms to dance and sing, especially not the Addams
Family Theme Song.(That might get annoying.)
31) I will not refer to Filch and Mrs. Norris as "The Stalker and His Cat".(Not infront
of them I won't.)
32) I will not melt cauldrons on purpose and then blame Neville.(I like Neville.)
33) I am not the twice removed second cousin of Voldemort's great uncle. Nor does
it mean that I am his heir when he takes over the world.(I could do a lot of things if I
was.)
34) I must not sell first years tickets for "Giant Squid Rides".(Well you can figure out
why.)
35) I must refrain from bringing white ferrets to Hogwarts and letting them loose in
the Slytherin commonroom. (I really want to.)
36) I must not let loose three blast-ended skrewts in Hogwarts labeled 1, 2, and 4.(It would be fun.)
37) I must not charm Lupin's classroom to sing "Werewolf in London" whenever he
enters. (How many times do I have to tell you I like Lupin.)
38) I must not play matchmaker and set up Umbridge with Ferenze. (No one
deserves that, other than Voldemort, and a few other select few.)
39) Hagrid hates to be called the Golly Green Giant and I must stop calling him that.
(I would never call him that.)
40) Captian Jack Sparow is NOT a drinking buddy of Hagirds and I must stop
insisting that they are.(That would be cool though.)
41) Telling first years that it is ok for them to go to Hogsmead without permision.
(It is funny! It is not funny if you get caught telling them that it is.)
42) Peeves is not related to Casper the Friendly Ghost. This rumor must stop.(If the
first years hear this they will be dead.)
43) I must stop telling first years that if you kiss Umbridge she will turn back into a
frog. (This is to disturbing.)
44) I will not be giving Snape a muggle chemistry set for christmas.(This is funny,
however if you are dumb enough to put that it was from you... detention city.)
45) Asking McGonagall if she is secertly in love with Dumbledore will earn you even
more detention.(Dumbledore is gay if you didn't get the memo.)
46) I will stop telling the first years to put french fries on Snapes head and start a fire
to get extra credit.(If you did it you might not want the french fries.)
47) Telling the Fat Lady to lay off the chocolate will get you locked out of the
dormitory.(Not nice, she is a painting and her name is the 'Fat' Lady.)
48) Teaching the the suits of armor to sing the 'Knights of the Round Table' song
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is funny; but it upsets Filch.(I don't think
anymore detentions are needed.)
49) I will not get first years drunk. (It is funny but it makes a terible mess in the
common room.)
50) I must not give Seamus moonshine and tell him it is a new brand of firewhisky.
He tends to get drunk faster on it.(For those of you who do not know what
moonshine is it is a form of whisky that bootleggers used to make and destibute
during the prohabition days.)[He will do the same as the first years.
I hope you liked this. I will add more soon. The more reviews I get the faster I will
update.
HGHPlove4ever15(Cc is my nickname, It is easer to spell.)
Byes
P.S. If you have one leave it in a commen or I will put it in the next chapter and put your name on it to show that you made
it up or found it. K? K! Thanks agian for reading.