Things We Learned from TMNT
1. Giant mutated rats can master the martial arts, but struggle when it comes to technology
2. Streets of New York City will randomly and conveniently be deserted
3. Brothers frequently try to maim each other
4. Even when you look like you're wearing a turtle costume, you may still feel the need to dress up
5. Purple Dragons have such bad eyesight, they don't notice when someone only has three fingers and green skin
6. Only show your true feelings for siblings when they have been captured or almost dead … or pretending to be, at least
7. No matter how hard you try, nobody dies
8. Flattery won't get you anywhere – even if it's about hats
9. The rumours about crocodiles in sewers are true
10. When you and your group is knocked out, you all handily wake up at the exact same time
11. It's always helpful to have clones around
12. You know what they say: You can't keep a good mad scientist down
13. Even mutant turtles have pets
14. Mothers are more perceptive than they appear (especially Mrs. Jones)
15. Specially trained government agents have such fantastic aim that you can basically stand still and you won't be shot
16. If you have swords, you aren't allowed to use them
17. Hockey-wielding vigilantes are not even remotely freaked by giant turtles
18. Old rats slap hard
19. Don't make rats angry – they carry a grudge
20. It's okay to walk the streets wearing little else besides a belt and bandana, but one must always wear a towel when exiting the shower
21. Nano bots are pesky
22. Marshmallows apparently stick to faces
23. April and Casey need to coordinate their dates
24. The Shredder is stupid: has he never heard of a gun?
25. People randomly throw away TVs
26. Utroms are heartless bastards: they don't think twice about leaving their pet crocodile behind
27. Don really needs a girlfriend
28. Giant spiders shoot pink goo
29. Leo cares too much, especially about criminals
30. Mikey needs another hobby
31. Four 5'2" turtles can hold up steal beams
32. Casey has family issues
33. Spaceships frequently crash, but no one notices
34. According to alien customs, hair is a first-rate goodbye gift
35. Breaking into power plants is apparently quite easy
36. Guards are stupid
37. Bishop likes to mutate things a little too much
38. Raph could do with some anger management classes
39. Apparently one can fall of a building and walk away unscathed
40. Mikey enjoys befouling things
41. Foot Mystics need help with their "hiding the truth" skills
42. The American and Japanese navies don't notice random giant ships sailing in their waters
43. Aliens are real
44. The Ancient One seriously needs some etiquette classes
45. Gen needs to look up inconspicuous in the Dictionary
46. Usagi and Leo have similar tastes in gifts
47. Halloween is a mutant turtle's favourite holiday
48. Nobody has an identity crisis
49. Mikey is more fashion conscious than any of his brothers
50. Everything happens in New York City