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thanks to Jessica for supporting me

1.dye his hair pink

2.tell him itachi is way stronger than he will ever be

3.sing "Emo Kid" often

4.tell him it's his theme song

5.call him gay

6.when he says prove it remind him of when he kissed naruto

7.play sad country songs, watch him cry

8.repeatedly call him weak

9.call him cowboy for a week

10.say naruto will always beat him

11.ask him why his head is shaped like a cockatoo

12.light his hair on fire

13.do it while he is sleeping

14.dye all of his clothes pink

15.make it so he can't bye new clothes

16.force him to wear a cheetah thong

17.force him to look at gai in a thong

18.paint his nails hot pink while he's sleeping

19.tell him he looks Chinese

20.shave off all his hair

Sasuke's reaction to gai in a thong:

sasuke:AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!-cuts self-

gai :- does good guy pose-

sasuke:-jumps off skyscraper-XX

sakura :NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

naruto :BELIEVE IT!