Ivan decided to annoy the wits out of Sheba. How dare she say that he is high in sugar. So, he decided to approach Sheba and sang a song just for her because he loves her. Sheba got excited and listened.
You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie
You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I'll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because I'm HIGH IN SUGAR
And you always slap me
Whenever I piss you off
You glare at me and snap
And I say
You'll get shorter than me
And-
Sheba twitched a lot and cast Spark Plasma. She stormed away with gritted teeth and clenched fists.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SO HIGH IN SUGAR!!!!!! WE ARE BREAKING UP!!!!!"
Ivan was left lying unconscious at the grass.