Ed's Game

A/N: Sorry for the delay, folks! And, sadly, delays don't give me ownership, so I don't own Ed, Edd, n Eddy.

Chapter 11: Run!

As the group ran down the streets of Sirius V, Sara not with them as she was dead now, and Zar already gone, the group was planning to get off planet as soon as possible. "Run, fellows! There's a huge chance the police will know soon!" Edd yelled, running as fast as he could.

"I'm running as fast as I can!" Eddy yelled, panting from tiredness.

"RUN!!" Ed yelled, as he ran into each of the kids. Instead of slowing down, his immense and inhuman strength, along with the lesser gravity of being on the moon compared to being on a planet, allowed him to keep running, faster than the kids were earlier.

"RUN, ED, RUN!" Eddy yelled, as Ed ran.

"What the hell, dork!?" Kevin yelled, struggling to get out of Ed's running. A laser shot by, barely missing the mass of kids that Ed was pushing.

"THEIR SHOOTING AT US!" Edd yelled in panic. "Ed, run faster!" he yelled as the other kids urged Ed to do the same.

"To the ship, lumpy!" Eddy yelled at Ed, and Ed turned and ran towards the landing bay. He was running as fast as he could carrying ten kids and being shot at. Fortunately, the fear of death and coolness of running from some space-cops gave him a boost of adrenaline and he didn't get hit.

"PLANK!" Jonny yelled, as a laser hit his board, his best friend. The impact caused a scar so to speak on Plank. "PLANK ARE YOU ALLRIGHT!?"

"Yes, Jonny. It'll take a lot more than some lasers to kill me?" Plank thought.

"Good," Jonny said, hugging Plank, before Ed made a fast turn and into the building that the bay was.

"RIGHT, STUPID!" Eddy yelled, and Ed turned left. "THE OTHER RIGHT, ED!" he yelled, and Ed turned right, and ran down the hall. He ran into a landing bay, and saw their ship.

"We're homeward bound!" Eddy yelled, as Ed ran toward it. A laser shot through the door way, and Ed stopped. The group flew forward, and landed on the ground be the ship.

"GO!" Ed yelled, as the others stood up. "I shall hold them off!"

"Ed! You idiot! Hurry!" Eddy yelled, as the other kids quickly ran up the landing ramp.

"Ed! Don't do it!" Edd yelled, trying to get the others on the ship. Rolf ran by, followed by Kevin and Nazz.

"I must! For I am Lothar!" Ed declared, grabbing a spatula out of his pocket.

"You carry a flipper?" Eddy asked, dumbfounded.

"It's a spatula, Eddy," Edd corrected.

"NO! It is my weapon! Now get on the sea-craft!" Ed, in his Lothar mode, ordered. Edd turned to Eddy.

"I suppose we have no other choice," Edd said.

"Fine, Double D," Eddy said, before the two turned and ran up the ramp.

"Stop, Humans!" one of the police yelled, as the police squad quickly swarmed into the room. "Put the spatula down, Earthling!"

"NO! I am Lothar, protector of Montezuma!" Ed declared, before jumping into the air, raising his spatula. A laser shot it out of his hand, as he fell, and he stopped. "Um… bye!" he yelled, as he landed, and turned around. He darted up the landing ramp, and it began to close.

"Begin take-off!" Eddy declared over the speaker system, as Ed ran down the hall to his gun turret. He jumped in the seat, and began to aim.

BLAM! A laser hit their ship, and Ed shot a plasma beam at the group of police. The beam killed at least two of the policemen, and then suddenly at least five more plasma beams hit the ground beneath the ship. A white plasma beam then emitted from it, and somehow, pushed the ship into the air, faster than before. Ed saw that their were some ships lifting off the ground from the Siriun State Prison, and hit a button. "ENEMIES FLYING NEAR!" he yelled, and Eddy knew what he meant.

"Everyone, there are police ships after us! Prepare to fire at them at any time!" Eddy's voice ordered. Ed shot at one of the ships, and it exploded. A beam flew from one, as the ship they were in rose into the atmosphere.

The control room of the ship

"Eddy, we're going to have to activate a random jump to light-speed in the outer atmosphere to lose them!" Edd yelled, looking at some data.

"Double D, we're doing what we can to lose them, so get that random jump on!" Eddy ordered, before hitting a button. "FIRE AT THE SHIPS THAT LOOK THE SAME, YOU IDIOTS!"

"Right away, Eddy! Although we could end up inside a sun," Edd said, as he began to warm the new Sunburst Drive. The Sunburst Drive was a revolutionary device, recently invented by the Sirius Shipbuilding Corporation and Sunburst Inc. It used a miniature sun to create a spatial supernova to fuel a ship and throttle it through a black hole that momentarily exists, just to absorb the ship and then as the black hole collapses, the ship is pushed through space-time to a white hole in a pre-determined space in the galaxy.

"I don't care, Double D! We'll die either way probably!" Eddy yelled, before hitting a button. A plasma beam hit the State Prison of Sirius V, and before their eyes, the entire prison exploded in a fiery ball of death. "Holly," Eddy muttered, watching the explosion. There were about twenty ships after them, half of them probably from the military.

His eyes widened, seeing the ships that were shooting at them. "Double D, get us out of here!" Eddy yelled, as he made the ship rapidly turn upwards and to outer space.

"Eddy, we aren't in a safe zone for the ship!" Edd yelled. Eddy glared at Edd, and Edd knew what Eddy was saying. "Yes sir, Eddy," Edd said, as he realized, after Eddy had, that the enemy ships probably could paralyze them. He hit a button, and the ship made a blur of the Universe in front of them.

A miniature sun appeared in the ship, and was fired out of it. When it was about three kilometers ahead of them, it exploded, creating a black hole. The ship flew into it, and as soon as the metals entered it completely, it collapsed on that end.

The inside of the black hole was black, then a wavy, blue line, then a red, line, then a green one, then a black one. It then began to twist those colors together, creating a white blur, which was the Omega Point. "We've reached the end of the black hole's gamma spectrum, Eddy," Edd said, reading a scan. The white began to become enveloped by black, and they seemed to see stars shooting by. Then, it started to once again go into a pattern. It was black, white, blue, and it repeated. Suddenly, in a flash of light, they saw nothing but white light outside. "We are at the Alpha Point," Edd said, reading a screen. "We will now take a minute to get back into real space," Edd said, and realized how impossible this was. He didn't say anything though.

"Good," Eddy said. He tried to use the communicator to talk to the rest f the ship, but it wouldn't work. "What the hell is wrong with this thing?" he asked, seeing it.

"It won't work, we're in a black hole," Edd explained. "We're traveling beyond the speed of anything in the known universe in Earth knowledge. Radio wave and electronic failures are to be expected," Edd said, smiling. "We're reentering real space, Eddy," Edd said happily, as the emerged from a white hole that collapsed as the ship left it.

"Everyone, meet in the Holo room. I have an important meeting," Eddy said, as he pushed a button on the control panel. "Double D, where are we??" Eddy asked, as the two got up.

"We are not in any logged space… From the data here, I'm guessing we're hundreds of millions, no, billions, of light-years from Earth," Edd said looking at a screen. "I think I mapped our course out," he added, before putting the computer on stand-by.

"Oh boy, the other's are going to be mad," Eddy said, as the two walked out of the control room and into the Holo room. Ed and Rolf were already there when Eddy and Edd walked in, and Kevin came in afterwards. Jimmy and Nazz came in next, and then Jonny carrying Plank. The Kankers came in last, and Eddy stood in front of the group.

"Double D, show them the map of where you plotted our path to," Eddy said, nervous of the reaction the kids might have.

"Yes sir, Captain Eddy," Edd said, hitting a button. A map of the Milky Way Galaxy appeared, and a blue line then appeared. "If my calculations of the travel are correct, we have exited the black hole through the white hole about one hundred billion light-years from Earth in the void around the Milky Way Galaxy," Edd said, hitting a line, showing their original travel from Earth to Sirius, and then from Sirius, across the galactic plane, and millions of light-years away from the galaxy.

"We're that far from home!?" Jimmy yelled, before fainting out of distance-stress, something nearly everyone in the world would feel in their shoes.

"Dude, how are we going to get back?" Nazz asked, as panic began to overfill them.

"You dorks better get us home!" Kevin yelled, shaking his fist.

Even the Kankers were beginning to feel stress from the distances. Jonny and Plank were in a corner, huddled in fear, and only Rolf seemed to not care. "Rolf has traveled far as well, Ed-boys! He fears not of this travel on this, strange space ship!" Rolf yelled.

"This is so cool! Just like in Space Outlaws; the Movie!" Ed yelled, happy about it.

"People, calm down, please," Edd said, trying to calm them down, to no affect.

"SHUT UP!" Eddy yelled, hi sound almost causing the kids to fly out of the room. "Good," he said, as the kids stood up, no one speaking out of fear. "Now, it has came to my attention we all have skills that can help us get home, which is all of our greatest desires now, is it not?" Eddy asked, getting nods from everyone. "So, we need roles. I will give each of you a career of sorts you have to do, in order to help get us home," he said.

"Edd is my assistant, who will give me data," Eddy said. "Ed is a gunner. Kevin is a gunner, as is Marie Kanker and Lee Kanker. Nazz will be the life-support checker, as she saved us in the first failure of the ship's life-support," Eddy said. "Jonny and Plank will be the shipboard cooks, along with Jimmy," Eddy said. That left May and Rolf. "May and Rolf will then keep the engines maintained," Eddy said, before finishing.

"Wait, why isn't Double D helping with engines?" Nazz asked, as Edd was a master of electronics.

"These aren't the jobs you always have. If needed, someone from a job can help with yours if it won't hurt the rest of us," Eddy explained. "And we will also have ranks," he added. That lead to a lot of murmuring, which died quickly as Eddy opened his mouth. "I am Captain Eddy. The Engineers are Nazz, May, and Rolf. Lieutenants are Ed, Kevin, Marie, and Lee," Eddy said.

"And the cooks will be Chefs. Double D from now on is Vice-Captain of this ship," Eddy said happily.

"What ship is this?" Ed asked, intelligently for once.

"Our ship, idiot!" Eddy yelled, hitting Ed on the head.

"No, the name, Eddy!" Ed yelled happily.

"Oh my, we don't have a name for it, do we?" Edd said. "What is your idea, Captain Eddy?" Edd asked, laughing a bit as he said captain. Luckily, Eddy didn't hear it.

"Starship Peach Creek," Eddy proclaimed, as he declared his idea.

"Rolf likes the name, it is final!" Rolf yelled, not realizing he really didn't have much say. Of course, him being Rolf with his, erm, strength, could probably get more say than even Eddy. He didn't need any help though, because the others liked it also.

"OK, Double D, set course to Earth!" Eddy ordered, pointing his finger upwards and pointing at the ceiling.

"Very well, Captain Eddy," Edd said, smiling. He then left the room, and the others did also.

"Course set. Preparing Sunburster," Edd said, as he pulled a lever in the control room. "Engaging black hole, and igniting!" he yelled, pulling the lever all the way back. Suddenly, a black hole opened in front of them, and pulled them into it, hurtling miles and miles through space; the destination: a safe distance from Earth…

Little did they know how much Earth had changed while they were away. Little would they like it either.

Solla's Chamber

Zar walked up to the Crime lord, holding the night-spice in his hands. He had been owing some to Solla, and he knew the consequences of not delivering it. "Solla, I have received the night-spice containers you requested," he said, putting a box down.

"Open the box," Solla ordered to a guard. The guard was almost completely human. In fact, some people that visited Earth thought that humans were related to this species, the Zargs.

The guard opened it, and nothing dangerous, at least more dangerous than the highly-addictive substance of night-spice, came out. "Good," Solla laughed, and sat. "Your pay, Zar," he said, giving Zar a chip. Zar put it in his pocket.

"Thank you, Lord Solla," Zar stuttered, bowing to him.

"Zar, you're a respectable criminal, I like you," Solla said, before grabbing a live crab out of his fish tank-like tank, and ate it alive. Zar didn't look disgusted for his own safety, and bowed.

"Solla, I need a ship to get back at the Humans that stole my ship," Zar said, taking a huge risk. "I will bring back any human survivors to be your slaves in return," he said, using a thing all Sulls liked; slaves.

"Hmm… Good, good. I will get you a ship that will be able to get through the Earth blockade," the Sull crime lord said, before sitting back further.

"I do not know where they are though, they could be anywhere, why Earth?" Zar asked in curiosity.

"They are probably trying to get back home, so you get their first, and you beat them! And maybe some human slaves from the planet."

"Yes, good idea, Lord Solla," Zar said, bowing, and then waiting for a reply.

"Get to my hanger tomorrow, and I will see you off," Solla said, before Zar left. "Finally, some slaves from a primitive species," he said, laughing.

What will Earth be like when the kids return? If Zar finds them, which ones will he enslave for Solla? And, what will Solla's ship be like? Find out next time!