50 Things Rock Lee Is Not Allowed To Do
1.) I am not allowed to get a perm and say "Sorry Gai-sensei, but your hairstyle stinks," as it causes heartache.
2.) I am not allowed to call Kakashi a "Lazy, stupid dumb butt", no matter how much he deserves it.
3.) I am not allowed to watch Sakura when she sleeps, as her Inner Sakura comes and kicks my butt.
4.) I am not allowed to poke Neji with a stick in his blind spot and blame it on Gai.
5.) I am not allowed to draw funny eyes on Neji's eyes, even though I can't see the pupils.
6.) I am not allowed to attempt to use the Rasengan on Uzumaki Naruto because he can perform the attack better than I.
7.) I am not allowed to spike Gai's hair up with hair gel when he is sleeping.
8.) I am not allowed to try and tell Lady Tsunade what to do, because she threatened to perform my surgery wrong and wax my eyebrows.
9.) I am not allowed to sing "My Heart Will Go On" to Gai whenever says that he's leaving for a mission.
10.) I am not allowed to run around the village screaming "Check it out, I'm wearing different clothes!" when said jounin is gone from village.
11.) I am not allowed to accidentally drink sake instead of my medicine and get drunk, as Kimimarou almost killed me.
12.) I am not allowed to tell Gai that I want to switch sensei's so I can have Kakashi, even if I'm not joking.
13.) I am not allowed to dress Naruto like me when he's sleeping and then tell Kakashi that he switched loyalties.
14.) I am not allowed to wear a Sand Village headband and then tell Gai that I want to train like Gaara because he beat one time.
15.) I am not allowed to call Akimichi Choji weird because he wears his hair in an odd fashion.
16.) I am not allowed to shoot Akamaru.
17.) I am not allowed to hide Gai's toothbrush so his teeth turn yellow.
18.) I am not allowed to take pictures of Gai singing in the shower and threaten him with them unless he teaches me Rasengan.
19.) I am not allowed to challenge Uzumaki Naruto to a ramen eating contest and beat him because he'll use his Multi-Shadow Clone jutsu on me.
20.) I am not allowed to let my hair grow out and color my eyes white, as it angers Neji.
21.) I am not allowed to tell Hinata that she has a horrible brother, even if she doesn't know already.
22.) I am not allowed to dye Gai's hair pink and then blame it on Neji.
23.) I am not allowed to tell Naruto to "Believe it", as he gets angry and performs summoning jutsu.
24.) I am not allowed to tell Uchiha Sasuke that I have a family, even though I don't.
25.) I am not allowed to eat the last potato chip in front of Choji unless I want to suddenly learn Expansion jutsu.
26.) I am not allowed to tell Haruno Sakura that I hate the color pink and then tell her that I love her, as she will get confused and slap me.
27.) I am not allowed to attempt to break Gai's thumb.
28.) I am not allowed to fake my own death just so I can see Sakura at my funeral.
29.) I am not allowed to tell Gai to hug Neji because he needs some love.
30.) I am not allowed to get intoxicated before every mission.
31.) I am not allowed to laugh at Kakashi when he tries to navigate with one eye closed.
32.) I am not allowed to threaten to dye Kakashi's hair yellow like Naruto's if he doesn't tell me what's underneath his mask.
33.) I am not allowed to tell Jiraiya to beat me up, and then later tell Lady Tsunade that he gets pleasure out of being a hit man.
34.) I am not allowed to try to hide from Gai when I skip therapy because when he finds me, he tells me that he missed me and he tries to hug me.
35.) I am not allowed to tell Ino that Sasuke is asking if anyone wants to date him.
36.) I am not allowed to tell the Hidden Leaf Village that I will eventually be their Hokage, because Naruto will tell me otherwise.
37.) I am not allowed to punch my fist into a rock and after I break it claim that I thought since my name was "Rock" Lee, I could break it, as I would receive no pity from Lady Tsunade.
38.) I am not allowed to leave the village, stating that I'm going to crawl in a hole and die since I can't perform ninjutsu, as Gai will start crying (which is disturbing).
39.) I am not allowed to get steal Asuma's cigarette and feed it to Shikamaru, no matter how much Shikamaru wants me to. He will get lung cancer.
40.) I am not allowed to steal Shikamaru's earring and feed it to Akamaru, as he doesn't want to find it two days later.
41.) I am not allowed to wear my hair spiked back rounded and act like Sasuke, because I will soon learn what Chidori feels like.
42.) I am not allowed to repaint Choji's cheek swirls into hearts.
43.) I am not allowed to listen to Gai about his lecture on taking medicine, and then dump the entire contents of it on his head, messing up his hair.
44.) I am not allowed to force feed Gai the medicine.
45.) I am not allowed to make Asuma smoke my medicine, and then claim that it was Gai who told him to do so.
46.) I am not allowed to give Lady Tsunade a free nursing home pass for her birthday.
47.) I am not allowed to give Sasuke a bowl cut while he's sleeping, and then tell Sakura that my hair must be trendy because her crush is wearing it.
48.) I am not allowed to give Naruto mice and then tell him that the fox inside him must get hungry.
49.) I am not allowed to make fun of Neji because he looks like a girl.
50.) I am not allowed to tell Gai not to hug me in public, because it just makes him cry.