50 Things Rock Lee Is Not Allowed To Do

1.) I am not allowed to get a perm and say "Sorry Gai-sensei, but your hairstyle stinks," as it causes heartache.

2.) I am not allowed to call Kakashi a "Lazy, stupid dumb butt", no matter how much he deserves it.

3.) I am not allowed to watch Sakura when she sleeps, as her Inner Sakura comes and kicks my butt.

4.) I am not allowed to poke Neji with a stick in his blind spot and blame it on Gai.

5.) I am not allowed to draw funny eyes on Neji's eyes, even though I can't see the pupils.

6.) I am not allowed to attempt to use the Rasengan on Uzumaki Naruto because he can perform the attack better than I.

7.) I am not allowed to spike Gai's hair up with hair gel when he is sleeping.

8.) I am not allowed to try and tell Lady Tsunade what to do, because she threatened to perform my surgery wrong and wax my eyebrows.

9.) I am not allowed to sing "My Heart Will Go On" to Gai whenever says that he's leaving for a mission.

10.) I am not allowed to run around the village screaming "Check it out, I'm wearing different clothes!" when said jounin is gone from village.

11.) I am not allowed to accidentally drink sake instead of my medicine and get drunk, as Kimimarou almost killed me.

12.) I am not allowed to tell Gai that I want to switch sensei's so I can have Kakashi, even if I'm not joking.

13.) I am not allowed to dress Naruto like me when he's sleeping and then tell Kakashi that he switched loyalties.

14.) I am not allowed to wear a Sand Village headband and then tell Gai that I want to train like Gaara because he beat one time.

15.) I am not allowed to call Akimichi Choji weird because he wears his hair in an odd fashion.

16.) I am not allowed to shoot Akamaru.

17.) I am not allowed to hide Gai's toothbrush so his teeth turn yellow.

18.) I am not allowed to take pictures of Gai singing in the shower and threaten him with them unless he teaches me Rasengan.

19.) I am not allowed to challenge Uzumaki Naruto to a ramen eating contest and beat him because he'll use his Multi-Shadow Clone jutsu on me.

20.) I am not allowed to let my hair grow out and color my eyes white, as it angers Neji.

21.) I am not allowed to tell Hinata that she has a horrible brother, even if she doesn't know already.

22.) I am not allowed to dye Gai's hair pink and then blame it on Neji.

23.) I am not allowed to tell Naruto to "Believe it", as he gets angry and performs summoning jutsu.

24.) I am not allowed to tell Uchiha Sasuke that I have a family, even though I don't.

25.) I am not allowed to eat the last potato chip in front of Choji unless I want to suddenly learn Expansion jutsu.

26.) I am not allowed to tell Haruno Sakura that I hate the color pink and then tell her that I love her, as she will get confused and slap me.

27.) I am not allowed to attempt to break Gai's thumb.

28.) I am not allowed to fake my own death just so I can see Sakura at my funeral.

29.) I am not allowed to tell Gai to hug Neji because he needs some love.

30.) I am not allowed to get intoxicated before every mission.

31.) I am not allowed to laugh at Kakashi when he tries to navigate with one eye closed.

32.) I am not allowed to threaten to dye Kakashi's hair yellow like Naruto's if he doesn't tell me what's underneath his mask.

33.) I am not allowed to tell Jiraiya to beat me up, and then later tell Lady Tsunade that he gets pleasure out of being a hit man.

34.) I am not allowed to try to hide from Gai when I skip therapy because when he finds me, he tells me that he missed me and he tries to hug me.

35.) I am not allowed to tell Ino that Sasuke is asking if anyone wants to date him.

36.) I am not allowed to tell the Hidden Leaf Village that I will eventually be their Hokage, because Naruto will tell me otherwise.

37.) I am not allowed to punch my fist into a rock and after I break it claim that I thought since my name was "Rock" Lee, I could break it, as I would receive no pity from Lady Tsunade.

38.) I am not allowed to leave the village, stating that I'm going to crawl in a hole and die since I can't perform ninjutsu, as Gai will start crying (which is disturbing).

39.) I am not allowed to get steal Asuma's cigarette and feed it to Shikamaru, no matter how much Shikamaru wants me to. He will get lung cancer.

40.) I am not allowed to steal Shikamaru's earring and feed it to Akamaru, as he doesn't want to find it two days later.

41.) I am not allowed to wear my hair spiked back rounded and act like Sasuke, because I will soon learn what Chidori feels like.

42.) I am not allowed to repaint Choji's cheek swirls into hearts.

43.) I am not allowed to listen to Gai about his lecture on taking medicine, and then dump the entire contents of it on his head, messing up his hair.

44.) I am not allowed to force feed Gai the medicine.

45.) I am not allowed to make Asuma smoke my medicine, and then claim that it was Gai who told him to do so.

46.) I am not allowed to give Lady Tsunade a free nursing home pass for her birthday.

47.) I am not allowed to give Sasuke a bowl cut while he's sleeping, and then tell Sakura that my hair must be trendy because her crush is wearing it.

48.) I am not allowed to give Naruto mice and then tell him that the fox inside him must get hungry.

49.) I am not allowed to make fun of Neji because he looks like a girl.

50.) I am not allowed to tell Gai not to hug me in public, because it just makes him cry.