This is from Iago's POV of "The Way I Am". One shot Abu/Iago drabble (actually more of a friend fic), this is a dedication to Kaboot who has been fun roleplaying with,
and she has been very helpful on my stories giving her honest opinion, and helping me with the story.

SLASH, if you can't handle it please no homophobic comments.

Aladdin and Jafar, together? Yuck, the whole thought makes me lose my lunch. I mean, as if Al didn't know the guy's a creep. To be honest, I don't miss hanging around that gang. The Genie's too noisy and loud, you can never get a word in. Plus the Genie's so stupid taking Al's side. I mean Jafar's a bad man, and we all know that, yet the Genie takes Aladdin's side in the matter.

That rug goes way too fast I get motion sickness whenever we have an adventure, he flies around way too fast.
Plus the thing doesn't talk, it's an object. Another reason I think Al is stupid, friends with an object. I mean as if being friends with a scoundrel isn't enough, as well as that loud mouth Genie. I wonder if he bribes them to stay on his side and watch him make it with that creep.

The only one I kind of miss is Abu. Abu has always been a friend to me. Sometimes he sneaks back into the palace and checks up on me. It doesn't surprise me that Abu puts up with Al, I mean those two have been like bread and butter since forever. Think that Abu would walk out on him because he's gay? Despite how wrong I think it is I support Abu on that decision. I believe it was a hard decision for Abu. I mean I can tell Abu is just as grossed out by those two carrying on as I am, but he'll put up with it for Al.

I respect him for doing that, despite the fact that I completely detest Jafar, especially with Aladdin. I most certainly will NOT put up with that, but I respect Abu for putting up with that. We've always been friends anyway,
sometimes Abu would sneak into the palace and check on me. All I can say is he'll always be a friend to me, probably the only one in the gang I can say that about. The others I certainly don't miss.