Lolz, Sasori vs. Sakura was just begging to be made fun of.

Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own. Understand? Good.

Chiyo and Sakura stood, in awe of the sight before them.

"Well," Sasori said, "I haven't had to use this form since I first joined the Akatsuki."

"What is he," Sakura asked, fear creating a tremor in her voice.

"I don't believe it," Chiyo said gravely, "No wonder he hasn't aged."

"He's a living, breathing puppet," Sakura breathed.

"That's right," Sasori said, a smirk on his face, "but unlike a puppet…"

He then stepped forward, and smiled. He then jumped in the air, and sang out a familiar tune.

I got no strings

To hold me down,

To make me grin,

Or make me frown!

I hate strings,

But now I see,

I got no strings on me!

Sakura and Chiyo stood there, sweatdropping. Sasori continued his crazed song-and-dance routine, all the while oblivious to the fact that Sakura and Chiyo had left the cavern, mumbling something about "crazy organization with psychotic members".

Short, I know, but I had to do it. I just had to.