Hey, Happy conceited one shot
I usually write from Tala's point of view, and have Tala drool over Kai, so I thought I'd switch things up a little
Right, have fun!
Conceited
By; iixne
One Shot
Love Me
Kai POV
Alright
Here's a question that definitely shouldn't be hard answering
Who's the sole most beautiful, hottest, greatest, sexiest person in the world
I'll let you take your time answering this
….
….
Go ahead, think about it, I'll wait
….
Wait wait wait…
Right I'm tired of waiting- it shouldn't take you this long to figure it out
ME
ME ME
ME
ME ME
MEEEEEEEEE
….
I AM
….
NO I AM NOT BEING CONCEITED
Stop accusing me!
….just… shut up
There is no one in this world that should be able to resist my hotness
NO ONE
I'm BEAUTIFUL
And mysterious… and hard to get, and cold and all that other wonderful junk
But anyway- with all those great qualities
You'd think I'd have every guy and girl at my feet!
…Okay I do…
But that stupid red head's not ….loving…. me
HE SHOULD LOVE ME
This WHOLE day, he's just been…. Ignoring me…
Kai Hiwatari does not get ignored
I've been trying ALL DAY to get a conversation or SOME interest in me started
And NOTHING
I gave a side glare to that red head, who was sitting on the couch reading a book
I looked at him, okay- its make Tala want me time
I stretched on and yawned loudly laying back on the floor and letting my shirt pull up
I laid there for a second with my arms over my head, before finally cracking an eye open to look at tala
….not even a peak??
What is this my face isn't enough for this guy??
I sat up and glared at him again
Hmmmmm…
"Wow it's hot" I said flatly, staring at him
"Yep" He flipped the page
"Why don't you get us drinks?" I suggested, leaning forward and rubbing my fingers into the carpet
He smirked before responding, "why don't you?"
Because- dimwit, if I get it you probably won't have to look at me, if I make you get it, you'll have to look at me to see where I am!
"I asked first" I growled softly
Tala rolled his eyes unhappily and got up, "fine fine" he walked over to the kitchen, still holding his book
…….
And now I strip
I pulled my shirt off and laid down on the floor again- putting my hands behind my head and closing my eyes
There and in a few minutes I'll open them and he should be standing there gawking at me or something
And I'll be like, sexy glare and say 'what' and he'll be like blush and give me my drink and I'll have won again
Or at least that's how it should have been
In less then a minute I felt a sock rub against my ribs, I opened my eyes and saw Tala standing there still looking at his book and holding a cup out to me
"Don't tell me to get you something and then fall asleep- that's what we call rude, Kai"
I twitched
He's not even looking at me
What, do I have to strip NUDE for him?!
I propped myself up on one arm and took the cup from him, "hn…"
He went back to his seat, not once glancing up
Wow that book must be REALLY interesting to ignore Kai Hiwatari…
Well he must have looked at me at some point… to know I was asleep
No wait
"I wasn't sleeping"
Tala laughed a little
I wasn't! I had to close my eyes, if I don't close them then people usually don't think its okay to stare
Of course it's okay to stare, I want him to stare- I want him to want me
….I stared at the smile pasted on his face….
Why is he so happy
I'm not happy
When I'm not happy, no one else should be happy
No one else should be allowed to be happy
I demand that everyone love me
No wait
I demand that everyone be miserable until I'm happy
And I'll be happy when everyone loves me
….no...
I'll be happy when Tala loves me
Theeeeere we go
Okay I can't take this, he has to freaking notice me
And I hate that damn smirk
"What are you reading?" I asked slightly annoyed
Tala laughed softly
"Why are you so happy"
Tala just laughed again
….
Right that IS annoying!
"What is so funny" I gritted through my teeth
Tala laughed more
I got up and hurried over to him grabbing his collar and growling angrily in his face, "Ivanoooov…."
Tala stopped laughing enough to smile at me
I love that smile
He's so cute…
….
Right back on topic
RAWR
Anger- me, angry
Grrr and all that
"Have you noticed, that other then today- you've never said more then two words to me, unless I provoked the conversation?"
…What?
"…So…?" I managed to get out giving him a confused look
I shouldn't have to start a conversation
He should have to talk to me first
Anything I want, comes to me
"So… you're an attention seeker" Tala smirked
AM NOT
SO NOT
…
….MAYBE A LITTLE
…
SHUT UP
"What?! I-" I started
Tala reached up and pressed a hand against my mouth, "yes, you are" he pulled out of my grip and pulled his book up, "do you wanna know what I'm reading?"
I stared at him
The hell is he on about
"Psychology" he smiled, "I can't believe it really worked"
….Wait…
"You mean I'm your subject for your stupid little experiment?!" I yelled angrily
Tala kneeled on the couch and leaned forward, "don't think about it that way- I was doing something classic- when you pay someone a lot of attention and then suddenly drop it, they usually end up tailing you, trying to get you to notice them. I was just ignoring you for a day to see what kind of reaction I would get… I really thought that sort of thing only happened on tv…"
"So in other words, I was" I frowned
"…You're a very negative person"
"and you used me"
"Technically, I didn't"
"Technically you did"
"Ah… okay… this is getting no where" Tala sat down and looked away as if thinking for a moment, he then jumped up- "alright- well I'm outty, bye"
What…
Just like that?!
Walking away from me again?!
"W-Wait!! I yelled, Tala kept walking
HE- HE-
"You-you're suppose to- you…." He kept walking, "you HAVE TO LOVE ME!!!!"
……………………….
………………..
Did I just say that out loud
I could practically feel Tala smiling
Well this is embarrassing
"Love you??"
…right here comes the embarrassment…
"I mean…" I choked trying to think of something to cover up what I said
Right I got nothing
Tala turned around
Guess what
I was right
He IS smiling
"Well someone's full of themselves"
"I…"
"Is that why you're standing before me half naked?"
"…You're loving this, aren't you"
Tala's smile widened as he walked closer
"Kai- I have news for you, not everyone is going to be attracted to you, not everyone is going to love you on first sight, and not everyone is gonna be sucked into your little controlling web and have wonderful hot fantasies about doing you"
….
People not loving… me?
Well it's official
Tala's gone crazy
That explains everything
It all makes perfect sense now
Why else would he be spewing such nonsense
"Not everyone will…." He stopped about 2 inches away from my face, "but I'm not one of those people" He leaned forward and pressed his lips against mine
I smiled as he pulled back
"Well… you just proved my experiment right too, then" I walked back him and headed towards the hallway, turning the corner
"…What's that…"
I poked my head back into the room and smiled, "that I can make anyone love me"
"Kai-" He started
I cut him off, "and as for your theory, when you find someone I can't, let me know" I turned around to leave again
"So wait" I paused upon hearing Tala's voice, he continued, "…did you do that just to prove a point or because you actually like me and wanted me to like me back?"
"…I guess I like you… if I didn't, I probably wouldn't have cared so much…"
I felt my cheeks heat up, I wasn't sure I wanted to see the reaction to that, so I left to the bedroom
-------Tala POV------
I stood in the room partially dumbstruck
Did you see that blush??? He was blushing
I know I should have seen it coming
But I never expected him to admit it like that
…he actually likes me, likes me?
………………..
He also thinks everyone loves him…
I smiled softly and shook my head, "Stupid Conceited Narcissistic Bas----…" I paused briefly before looking down at the floor and muttering softly, "…although he may be right…"
Course I would never actually tell Kai I kinda sorta think his everyone loves him theory is right… that would just make his head bigger
"Hey- I'm gonna take a shower" I heard Kai call out from the bedroom
Right- I can think about that later, I just found out how Kai feels about me and now I have some hot soon to be naked and wet ass to get
I grinned and ran down the hall
Life's good
TALA/KAI SEXIES!
You know if you take out all the thinking and just look at the words up, I think for the most part it- does sound like Kai, lol. I wanted to try to stick to his personality so it's like 'that's what it looks like' and 'that's what he's thinking' sorta thing- I dunno, I think it's interesting. Course I may have altered from it a little bit at the end, rofl ...whatever... xD
Anyway!
Well that's it!!!
It's done!!!
I'm… uh… Finished!!!
…Now I think you should promote me to make more one shots or stories
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