Chapter the Fifth

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A/N: sorry about not updating sooner. I really meant to, but things got in the way and I am also very lazy.

This chapter is dedicated to doodledoodle since that was the only review I received for the last chapter. The people of Earth thing came from 'Futurama.' Which I do not own.

I apologize for any and all mistakes as none of my stories are beta'd.

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General/Harry POV

2 days until the Ghostbusters arrive. And the day of the House try-outs.

Harry was walking out of the Gryffindor Tower's boy's bathroom that morning, looking very amused at the angry and scary looks he was receiving. 'Just like old times,' he thought. When he walked down into the Common Room, he was dressed in a full Naive American chief costume. He started running to the Great Hall, waving a tomahawk, and singing:

I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind

All my friends call me Bear Claw
The Village Cheaftin' is my paw-paw
He gets his orders from my maw-maw
She makes him walk the line

You can find me in my wigwam
I'll be beatin' on my tom-tom
Pull out the pipe and smoke you some
Hey and pass it around

'Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind...

The students he ran by either looked outraged, confused, amused, or just felt to jaded by the whole 'Harry going crazy thing' to care anymore. When he saw these looks on their faces, Harry knew he had to step it up, or the entire thing would become way to common place. Then he remembered who would be coming it 2 days and got a crazy/evil smile on his face, which caused several ickle firsties and secondies to run away crying, and the rest of the school to fear for their sanity.

When he arrived at the Great Hall, he had finished singing, and sat between Hermione, who half didn't want to talk to him and half was trying to put him through therapy using her books, and Ron, who was sucking up to Harry so he wouldn't be put on anymore civillian lists. Across the table was Dean, who looked at Harry and asked:

"You're not gonna start singing the YMCA are ya?"

Harry looked at Dean, started laughing while shaking his head no. "That's a funny idea, but that would probably be more up Malfoy's alley." said Harry, still laughing.

All the muggle-borns and half-bloods at the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff tables started dying laughing, while the pure-bloods looked confused until a friend explained what was so funny. The joked spread all the way through the Great Hall, and everyone except Malfoy and his friends were laughing. Malfoy and Co. of course were very annoyed and stormed out to the Great Hall.

"Drama Queens," muttered Harry, which caused more laughter at the Gryffindor table. Harry then started to eat his breakfast of croutons and blue berries. This caused Hermione to roll her eyes and start looking through her psycho-anaylis book while muttering to herself.

Harry finished his breakfast and walked out of the Great Hall and said, "Can you believe that she calls me crazy, B.O.B.?" A few minutes later he said," yeah. You're right, I'd better go get ready for the try-outs. See ya later." Then he adds," insane, 10-foot, purple otter, I swear. Although, I wonder why he's purple. Oh well." Harry then started twirling like a ballerina all the way to the tower.

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Snape POV

The Head of Slytherin walked into the Great Hall about 5 minutes after Harry left thinking, 'Today is going to be a good day,' as he side-stepped leftover bits of marshmallow and gummy bear goo. Two minutes after he had tempted fate by thinking this, the Gandalf-look-alike turned to Snape and said:

"Severus, my boy, how are you today?" Not giving him a chance to finish, Dumbles continued, "Splendid. Now I need a favor. Minerva is taking a personal day after getting all the marshmallow goop in her animagus form's fur, and since she is unavailable, I would like for you to supervise the Gryffindor Quidditch Team's try-outs in thirty minutes. You do not have to do anything big, just make sur there are no fights or cheating. I would do it myself, but there is a big stack of paperwork that I have been neglecting and I simply must catch up. Thank you ever so much for agreeing, I knew I could count on you." With that the Headmaster-Who's-Eyes-Twinkle left the building, er Hall.

As the Spy watched Sir Twinkles leave the Hall, he said," But, I didn't agree to anything."

"Welcome to our world," quipped Professor Vector.

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later at the try-outs

"Ok," said Katie-Bell. "Those trying out for Beater get over here. Potter, what are you doing? You're the Seeker."

"I know," replied Harry. "But I wanted to try a new position, my dr. said it's good for me to try new things."

"Doctor? And just who is your doctor?"

"His name is B.O.B."

"Whatever. You do realize that no mattter how good you are, I will asign you to the position that will benefit the team the most, right?"

"Aye, aye, cap'n"

"Beater hopefuls,"began Katie, addressing everyone (all 4 of them) again," you lot will fly up there and try to defend your chaser and attack your opponents chaser. The 2 people that do best will be our Beaters. Hopeful#1 and #3 defend Ginny. Harry and Hopeful#2 defend Demelza. On my whistle." She blew the whistle.

#'s 1 and 3 were defending and attacking with the Bludgers very expertly, and #2 was doing a decent job. Harry was defending most excellently, but was deflecting all his bludgers at Snape, who managed to yell, "POTTER! Stop immediately! 50 points from Gryffindor and detention for..." before he was knocked unconcious.

Katie calmly said," Ok, then, #'s 1 and 3 you are our Beaters and #2 is on reserve. Potter you are our Seeker. That's it. Try-outs are over. Potter, levitate Snape to the Hospital Wing."

Everyone dispersed to do whatever they felt like doing, and Harry, for once, was doing exactly what he was told and was levitating Snape to what he, Harry, had dubbed, The Wing Of Horror.

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hospital wing

"Severus, you need to wake up." said Dumbledore in a kind manner.

Snape opened his eyes, glared, and asked, "What happened?"

"I will tell you that in a moment, first I need to ask you something. What is the last thing you remember?"

"Saving the Potter brat from being bucked of his broom at the Quidditch Match."

"Oh, dear..."

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