This is a Killing Jacob Black to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer. . Yippee ,Enjoy! My friend Natasha and I wrote it!

Jacob the ugly werewolf ( werewolf)

Really needed to get some brains

He needed to stop screwing ( screwing)

With Bella and Edward ( EDWARD)

All the Angels ( Angels)

Wanted to kill the pack (KILL THE PACK)

So they got a chainsaw (CHAINSAW)

And shoved down his pants

Then one rainy night in Forks

The Cullens came to say,

Jacob, you retard,

Bella's going to stay!

Then the whole pack relized (realized)

That Jacob didn't stand a chance

Jacob the ugly werewolf (werewolf)

WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T HAVE KIDS!!

I know this one sucked so please give me some ideas in a review! I will most likely replace the chapter.