A/N: It's ME! I'm back. I don't own bleach, trust me, I don't. :(

20 Ways to Drive Rukia Crazy.
(before she does you)
1. Make fun of Chappy the Bunny.
2. Strip her of her innocence.
3. Spoil Easter for her.
4. Call her a midget.
5. Tell her she is evil old bat.
6. Call her a man-user.
7. Tell her that Chappy the Bunny is dead.
8. Play 'Soulja Boy' a million times.
9. Take Ichigo from her.
10. Atrack her with something shiney.
11. Tell her that her brother is a pervert. 12. Tell her that her sword is ugle.
13. Ask her if should would die for Chappy.
14. Repeat her name fifteen million time.
15. when she answers, say the you forgot 16. Repeat 14 and 15 over a few hundred times.
17. tell her that her drawning suck.
18. Ask her if she a curse for every man she cares for.
19. Make fun of her not being able to open a Juice Box.
20. Tell her that the Easter Bunny is fake.