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Summary: How Maria convinced Sirius to take her shopping...
Prompt: Lingerie

Word Count: 138


"Please Sirius!"

"No."

"But..." Maria pouted prettily at her boyfriend trying to coerce him into taking her shopping.

"No."

"I'll love you forever!"

"You already love me forever." His voice was dry and he didn't even bother to look up at her pleading expression.

"Mmm. Siiiirrrius." She gave him a seductive smile and reached for the buttons of his robes. "If you come with me, I'll love you in that pretty little red thing you like." She straddled his lap and smiled, as he looked up, suddenly interested.

"Um, what?" Maria gave him a wicked little smile and ground against him.

"You remember...the little red thing? From that muggle store you love so much, Victoria's Secret?"

"Oh. OH. That red thing." Silence. Then, he cleared his throat and asked, "So, uh, where are we going then?" Maria smiled.


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