My friend Mercedes sent me this list in my e-mail the other day. It was just so hilarious, I almost killed myself laughing. I also go hit with this little brain lazer and just HAD to write it out. - The emplied pairings are KaiJulia, RayMariah and TysonHilary, just so you know.
This will be more a humour fic, but will focuss on fluffy family moments too. And once more, I don't own beyblade or the list used in this chapter, nor do I have a spell check, but I did my best. But if you still want to flame, I'll give you a hug, so you'll be lit on fire too!
Enjoy!
Sighing, Julia Fernandez leaned over her desk after a very... VERY long day. Her three-year-old son and his pink-haired best friend lay sleeping a few feet away on her bed. Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, the twenty-one-year-old twisted her pen between her fingers, then tapped it against her paper. She needed an angle for her article in the magazine, but nothing was coming to her, and she was running out of time.
Her little boy rolled over in his sleep, cuddling closer to the petite girl beside him. She smirk as his tiny brows furrowed into a frown that could rival his father's. She watched the two sleeping toddlers for a few more minutes. The little girl squirmed in her sleep, kicking at the blankets until they fell on the floor.
Julia stood, scooped up the blanket, and placed it back over the duo, kissing both their temples as she did. It wouldn't hurt if she let them sleep here tonight. At this rate, she wouldn't be using the bed in the next few hours anyway...
Returning to her desk, she drummed her pen on the blank paper a few more times, then amused herself by blowing a piece of brown hair from her emerald eyes. Her part of the magazine was called Family Ties... Usually, she had no problems writing the damn thing, but this month, the creative juices just weren't flowing, no matter how much she tried to squeeze them out.
Another hour of complete blankness crawled by slowly... then, just as she was about to give up, an idea bunny hopped into her head, and started bouncing around in there until she began to write. For twenty straight minutes she wrote, not knowing where in the world this was taking her, or if she could even use it for the article.
With a sore wrist, she finally dropped her pen, and stared down at the fruits of her labour. What she had before her was a list of fifteen things with the title Only Sons Can Do scribbled messily across the top of the page...
Fifteen things I've discovered since my son was born...
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square-foot house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies, and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 32 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You shouldn't throw baseballs up when a ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way, and the glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
6.) When you hear the toilet flush, and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
7.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
8.) A three-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a twenty-two-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
9.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; feather pillows and teddy bears don't like ovens.
10.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
11.) Super glue is FOREVER!!!!
12.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water, and pool filters don't like Jell-O anymore than the pillow loved that oven!
13.) VCR's don't eject 'PB & J' sandwiches... even though TV commercials show they do.
14.) Garbage bags don't make good parachutes, especially with the ratio of 3-to-1. That's three toddlers to one garbage bag...
15.) The spin cycle on the washing machine doesn't make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy. Cats have the ability of throwing up twice their body weight when dizzy.
Julia stiffled a laugh as she re-read the list a few times, she could definately use this for her article! Maybe some of her son's mishaps weren't as much trouble as she thought they were...
I'm going to write out a story for each of the above points on the list, from Julia's P.O.V. They'll be like parts of her article... I hope lol!
Well review if you wanna...
Dong-Chun-Mei