Office Business Chapter 2: Plots, Plans and Coffee Machines!

A/N: PLEASE READ

(I changed the rating that's for language, and some suggestive themes. I thought this chapter was a little too…well, you know. And I'd like your opinion, if it's not, I'll change it back to T!)

"WHO THE HELL BUSTED THE COPY MACHINE AGAIN!?!?!"

"Heh…that would be me dear."

"DAMNIT SUIGETSU!! AND DON'T CALL ME THAT ASSHOLE!" A man ran across the room and slammed a door shut to prevent the women chasing him from skinning him alive. "OH DON'T HIDE IN THE MEN'S ROOM THAT'S FUCKING CHEAP!" Two more employees walked down the steps and shook their heads. "Would you shut the hell up bitch," asked the red haired women.

"Piss off Tayuya."

"That hurt Karin…real bad." A cough broke the tension and fighting in the room and even Suigetsu poked his head out of the bathroom. "Ahem. You all know why you are here, I believe that you are some of the greatest minds out in the world now…our goal is domination of the technology industry. All we need is Uchiha Sasuke and his untapped hacking skills…and we will conquer. NOW GET TO WORK!"

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Sasori walked down to the coffee machine, letting out a big sigh. Pein had him working his ass off here, trying to find out the secrets of the company…but his mind was on something else. Or rather…someone else. CRASH! "Oh shit…I'm sorry!" The object of his thoughts looked at him and profusely apologized, Sasori just shook his head. "Don't worry about it, it was my fault anyway. I was…distracted."

"Oh, first day on the job?" Sasori nodded and Tenten gave him a big smile. "I'm sure you'll do well, if you want…stop by my desk at your lunch break and I'll introduce you to some of my friends!" "Sure, that'd be great. Thanks."

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"Hidan…stop chasing people around with the broom and WORK DAMNIT!"

"Shut up you fucking miser, our company'll go bankrupt cause you don't wanna spend any money."

"Can someone just kill you and make my life easier?! PLEASE DEAR LORD!"

"YOU MEAN DEAR LORD JASHIN RIGHT ASSHOLE!?"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FREAKING MADE UP GOD!!!"

"IT IS NOT MADE UP!"

"Would you two quite fighting and just make out already," asked Konan, the only female employee of Akatsuki Inc.

"WHAT?!?!? WITH…WITH HIM!?!?"

"NO WAY IN EFFING HELL!"

"Uh huh…passion and chemistry guys…it's soo obvious."

"OH GO SCREW PEIN!" Konan winked and walked off, leaving a pissed off Hidan, and an angry treasurer.

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"Sakura, how much did we spend last month on coffee,"asked Sai.

"Heh…a lot. We always do, sometimes I think it's our main expense."

"It may very well be…" Sai watched as Sakura typed in some more expenses into an excel spreadsheet, delicate fingers working hurriedly across the keyboard. "Sai! Snap out of whatever trance you're in, we've got work to do that's due at the end of today!"

"S-sorry. Right…work."

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Neji stalked up into the research department's main room and watched Sasuke glare at the screen and Shikamaru lazily typing. "Morning, what's everyone working on," he asked.

"I'm looking up the technical specs of Suna. They don't output many parts…they're mostly repair."

"So…the opposite of us. That could be good, Ino and Hinata don't always get the problems in each part."

"True, what about you Sasuke?"

"I'm researching Akatsuki Inc." Neji swept over to Sasuke's computer and looked and his screen. "Uchiha…Itachi? Who's that Sasuke? I thought your family was…dead."

"My brother. Part of the organization trying to take us down why does that not surprise me."

"He looks like you," Shika said.

"Please, don't compare me to him. Ever again." Sasuke stood up and walked out of the room, the two men in the room exchanged a look. "Do we report this to the boss?"

"Probably…"

END CHAPTER!!

And so Sound is brought in!! The Suna workers will come in next chapter…and hopefully I can do a little more on the romance side…it's mostly humor now isn't it? Well, to those of you who celebrate Christmas, hope you get lots of great gifts tomorrow! Merry Christmas, or Happy Holidays!

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