In which Elton is told off.

Love & Monsters

Elton put the slab of concrete that was his girlfriend back down and smiled down at her. "Well, that is that done. Think people will be interested or not?"

"Don't be silly. Of course they will be."

Nodding, Elton got up and stretched out his legs. He'd been sitting in the chair now for three hours and really needed to be doing something other than chatting about the Doctor over vlog.

"What will you do now?" Ursula asked, smiling her calm smile up at him.

He grinned, a few ideas coming to mind. "So, you think anyone would actually buy the whole sex life thing?"

Ursula laughed and the sound brightened the room up, or so it felt to him. "I hope not. Why did you say that? I haven't exactly got hands or a throat. I do have only a mouth. That alone wouldn't be too much fun now, would it?"

Elton shuddered. They had tried once. Once. Never again. He still wondered how Ursula could talk without the proper vocal chords. The Doctor never explained that one to him when he gave him Ursula back.

The grin slipped from his face. "How about we do a video on ELO next? That would be fun, I think."

Not losing her smile at all, Ursula kept looking at him. "That sounds wonderful. Let's do that."

Plan made, he set about putting on his music and dancing around the room for the next hour.

It almost felt like a date.