Dear Diary,

Today was odd. I was playing tennis with L, and I ran into the fence in attempt to hit the ball. As my face collided with the fence poll, my favorite fang looking tooth fell out. Painful it was. I quickly ran to the nearest first aid kit to clean out my mouth. As my gum went numb L came over and handed me my tooth.

"You may want to bring this home. The tooth faerie has been very generous lately." He told me. How lame, he believes in the tooth faerie? Oh well. Despite him being smart, he is extremely childish.

"Um… Ok. Sure thing. I will definitely save my tooth for the tooth faerie. " I said. It was the only reply I could possibly give him without causing controversy.

"You might want to see a dentist." He added in.

I shuttered. I hate that man who was given the title dentist. This sucks. I nodded. Well for the rest of my time at school I just went around to my various classes. When I got home I studied and wrote some more people in my death note. After talking to Ryuk about loosing my tooth and giving him an apple, I decided to turn in for the night. Thinking about what L said earlier, I slipped my tooth under my pillow just incase his insane mind was correct about the tooth faerie. I drifted off into a medium deep sleep. It was pretty cool. I dreamed about what methods I should use to kill Misa with. Evil, I know.

In the middle of my dream I felt my head being lifted slightly. The sensation made me jerk awake. "Who's there?" I asked looking around. I looked over and saw Ryuk dressed in a light blue dress with accessories made of teeth and a wand. I thought I was hallucinating, so I rubbed my eyes. Nope, I wasn't hallucinating. It was real. Ryuk was a freaking cross dresser!

"Who are you and what did you do to Ryuk?" I asked

"Darn, I didn't think you'd wake up…" the strange creature muttered

"Ryuk, is that you?" I asked

"You caught me. Just because I am a shinigami, doesn't mean I can't have a second job!" he exclaimed, and than handed me a fifty dollar bill. "Here, this is from your dad's wallet. He's pretty rich, so I've been able to give generously to the people lately."

By that time I was dying with laughter. I took the money and set it on my desk.

Ryuk gave me an evil glare.

"Oh no, tooth faerie Ryuk is gonna hurt me. I'm so scared" I said sarcastically.

"Ok, you know what, I am not taking this anymore. You are going in my death note immediately!" he growled walking off.

Obviously he was lying, since I didn't die yet. I need to get some more rest or even weirder things will happen to me tomorrow. Good night diary.