Epilogue

Joss and Wade sat on one side of the table at Buenos Nachos across from Kim and Ron. The manager had eyed them annoyingly as Ron tracked in pounds of mud that he had picked up, fighting in the scrap yard, and Kim left a trail of water that she had been sprayed with from the slushy streets.

"Okay, Joss. Spill." Kim said, promising herself not to get angry again. It had been a rough day and all she wanted was a shower and a bed but something her and Ron had promised each other when they had first started dating was to never end a day angry at each other. Now that they were living together, that became more important that ever.

Joss sighed and lowered her eyes. "I took the pictures and emailed them with Ron's Kimmunicator. I put the fake parking ticket on Kim's car. I deleted Ron's Mako 3 game. I..."

"Wait, what?" Ron asked, his eyes seeming to bulge. "Why would you do that?!"

"Cuz... I wanted you and cousin Kim to break up. I reckoned if that happened... you might be interested in another Possible girl..." Joss explained. Admitting her crush to Kim was one thing, but to do it with Ron himself sitting across the table...

"While your antics are perhaps the most flattering things I've ever heard of... did you have to erase my Mako 3 game?! That took me months to achieve!" Ron shouted with a whine.

"Ron, focus!" Kim growled. "I'm going to be kicked off the cheer squad if I don't dump you, and..."

"I'm gonna get kicked out of college if I don't pick up my grades and... wait, what?"

"Oh! I didn't want any of this to happen!" Joss shouted.

"You're getting kicked off the squad? But... but you just joined up!" Ron said, suddenly nervous. "Cheer squad means the world to you!"

"You mean more, Ron..." Kim replied.

Joss and Wade rolled their eyes. "Guys, we're still here..." Wade said.

"Uhm, Ron? I never did nothin' about your grades at college..." Joss said, surprised.

"Aw man! That means they're real?!" Ron cried.

"I think I can fix this." Wade rubbed his hands together with a mischievous grin.


Kim was about to open the door to her Psychology class again when Lonnie's voice echoed through the hall again. "Kim Possible!"

"She's even more annoying than Bonnie was." Kim whispered, turning to face the cheer captain. "Yes, Lonnie?" Kim smiled pleasantly.

"You think you're all that, don't you, Possible? But you know what? You're not. I don't know where this rumor of Brick Flagg and I came from but I am personally going to make sure your time on this team is..."

"What is going on here?" Professor Justin Credible asked as he stepped out of the door of his class room.

"...full of good times." Lonnie finished with a beaming smile before walking away.

"Ms. Possible?" Credible asked.

"Everything's fine, Professor." Kim said, skirting past the man with a grin and taking a seat.


Kim dropped her keys on the counter as she stepped into her apartment. The sound of a Z-Boy beeping was the first to accost her ears as she closed the door behind her. "Ron?"

"Right here, KP." Ron replied from his place on the couch. "Wade got my Mako 3 game back!" he said, absentmindedly.

"Great." Kim said sarcastically. As she turned the corner to enter the living room, she stared at Ron a moment. "What are those?" she asked, gesturing to the specs that rested on Ron's ears and nose.

Ron paused his game and grinned. "Wade made'em for me. Apparently Joss was right. She didn't do anything to my grades. What do you think?"

The glasses had tan frames to match his hair and as he moved, Kim could tell they weren't ordinary glasses. "You said Wade made them?"

"Yeah! Aren't they badical? Telescopic, light amp, the works! And prescription too!"

"Prescription?"

"Yeah. Y'know, I had no idea that the world was so clear." he said, then actually blushed. "Y'know, KP... you're even more beautiful than I thought you were. I... I mean..."

Kim put a finger to his lips. "That wasn't a screw up, Ron." she said, taking his glasses off and putting her lips on his for a moment. "Wait... Wade didn't add that x-ray addition to these, did he?"

"Uh, no..." Ron said as Kim walked away to change. He settled the glasses back on his face and cocked an eyebrow, grinning.