This is a continual. sian.
sorry didn't submit fan fics for so long.
there were... parties... orientation camp... school..
yeah. you know.
so sorry! i kinda have no mood to do anything right now.
someone pissed me off. sad case.
i'll try my best anyway.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. (but i own sasuke. so back off.)
Sasuke's inner self.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!"
Loud shouts and laughters came from the festival site as Sasuke stared into Naruto's deep blue eyes.
The author counted the seconds for the raven to finally realise what he just did.
3...
2...
1..
"OH MY GOD!! Naruto!! I'm sorry i didn't know what I was doing.. Damn, I was drunk!" Sasuke gasped when he sudden realisation hit him. He kissed Naruto. Under the mistletoe. He suddenly hated his life.
Naruto stared at Sasuke in shock. "Erm..." He thought of something to say but failed. He blushed heavily as he remembered the kiss.
His friend glared back at him and stood up. "I'm going home. I need to find a way to kill myself." He teared at his hair dramatically and took off, leaving the blonde sitting on the muddy ground.
It was a BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY! lalala. The birds were singing, the animals were dancing in joy and Snow White could be seen in the forest singing her heart out. Whoops. Sorry, wrong story.
The weather in Konoha was the opposite of sunny. It was freezing. But it matched the mood of a certain Uchiha walking slowly down the streets.
Of all things. First I humiliated myself by confessing my love to Naruto in front of everybody. Now i kissed that idiot. Well, Look on the bright side, Sasuke. At the party, everybody was too drunk to take your confession to heart. The kiss was only on the cheek right? And you know, Naruto's an idiot. Just make up some excuse. You're on drugs. That would work. Wait, what? Drugs? I'm not going to tell him i'm on DRUGS. You act like you're on drugs. Shut up.Don't tell me what to do Sasuke. What? You don't tell me not to tell people what to do. Well you don't tell ME not to tell you not to tell me not to tell you what to do. YOU DON'T TELL ME-
Great. Sasuke had caught the idiot disease.
And the Sakura Disease.
He found out he had an inner self not too long ago. Wow. He shall be named "Mini-Me."
Have you ever liked an person, and you try to make yourself hate him but you can't?
The raven had heard from many people how to hate a person. Think about his bad points. So. What bad point does Naruto have?
I can't think of a single one! Ok ok. Calm down. Naruto is... no. Sasuke racked his brains for ONE bad point of Naruto's but to no avail.
Sure, the first thing that came to his head when he thought of Naruto was "stupid".
Actually, after some pondering, he decided that stupid wasn't a bad point. He found it rather cute actually. And attractive. And sexy. And-
"Will you STOP IT already? Those are my secrets!" Sasuke roared at the author, who immediately cowered under the legendary Uchiha Death Glare.
The Uchiha sighed. I can't keep thinking about him. How stupid. Love. What is love? Is it something you can eat? Something.. You can never understand?
--flashback--
Sai looked at Sasuke with expressionless eyes. Sasuke glared back at him.
Beside Sai, Naruto and Sakura got ready to fight. They were ready to bring Sasuke back to Konoha.
"Naruto taught me something. Bonds. I want to experience these 'bonds'. Thats why i'm going to help them retrieve you back from Orochimaru." Sai said, giving a sideways glance at Naruto.
--flashback end--
Bonds..
Up till now, Sasuke could still remember that scene.
Bonds huh? Sounds lame. Shut up. Bitch.
(The term bonds refers to the process or formation of a close personal relationship, eg. between a parent and child, especially through frequent or constant association.)
"Yes I know what it means." He stared icily at the annoying author.
Hmm.. Maybe he would like to experience these 'bonds' too. But with Naruto..? What kind of bonds?
Sasuke stopped in his tracks and looked around. He was the only person in the area. And then he realised he was actually walking further and further away from his home.
He must be in America by now.
Just kidding.
He reversed directions and headed back to his mansion. "Hey Sasuke!"
Naruto?
It was Kakashi. "Oh it's you." Sasuke said, not the least bit interested in whatever he was going to say.
"I heard the best way to forget about a person is to REALLY, sincerely confess your love to him!" Kakashi grinned.
Sasuke's eyes widened. "How..? HOW DID YOU KNOW?" He turned to his sensei in shock.
"Well... you see I was lost and.."
"And you went to eavesdrop on me and Naruto!" Sasuke attempted to hit Kakashi but when his fist came in contact with his face, Kakashi turned into a log.
He turned into a freaking log. (substitution jutsu)
Oh so now i become log boy too? Seriously. Team 7 was rubbing off on him.
Ok. He found out two important things. One, Kakashi was a stalker. Two, he had to tell Naruto he liked him. He loved him. Right.
"NARUTO!"
All the Konoha ninjas gathered in a spot at the festival area and danced.
Naruto walked past the couples, overhearing some "OUCH!", "you stepped on my feet!" and "you idiot!" while he did.
"Great." He muttered to himself. "Now im hungry and i have pants covered in mud.". Trying to find a stall that sold ramen, he bumped into Kakashi. (wow he's fast)
"Hi Naruto! Sasuke was looking for you! He said he needed to tell you something!" The grey-haired jounin smiled at Naruto and disappeared into a poof of smoke.
Naruto stared at the spot where Kakashi had been. "...Huh?" He scratched his head and shrugged.
Just when he was about to turn around, he noticed someone running up to him. It was Sasuke.
The Uchiha laid a hand on Naruto's shoulder and bent down, panting heavily. Shit.. I shouldn't have ran. My stomach is killing me! When he finally regained his breath, he looked into Naruto's blue eyes. The boy raised an eyebrow at him.
"Ok..The truth is.. That time... When I told you i liked you.. then i said i was drunk.. I really wasn't drunk. So..." Sasuke took a deep breath.
"I love yo-"
Suddenly, Kiba appeared between the two and grinned. "You love wad?" He asked Sasuke curiously.
"I love yo... yo.. I love yogi bear! Yup he's fun. I love him alot. hehe.." The raven glanced at Kiba and hoped that he bought the lie.
"Yeah! yogi bear. Why are you suddenly talking about it now? You got a sudden interest in it?" The dog lover snickered. "Well anyway, Come have supper with me and Hinata! We found a ramen stall!"
Sasuke gritted his teeth as he watched Naruto follow Kiba. I can't do anything like this..! Mumbling to himself, he trotted behind the pair.
"I'll go order something!" Kiba said as Naruto sat down on a seat. Sasuke sat beside him and tried again.
"As I was saying... I love-"
Hinata came up from behind him. "H-hi Sa-sasuke-kun..y-you love w-what?" She asked as she sat down on the other seat beside Naruto.
Sasuke mentally slapped himself. This could go on forever.
"I love... er..." He said the first thing that came to his mind.
"Skirts."
Hinata stared at Sasuke and her face turned a deep shade of red. Sasuke nearly screamed. "NONONO! i mean!! i mean SHIRTS! not skirts!! Shirts!!" He tried to erase whatever thought had popped up in Hinata's head desperately.
Naruto rolled his eyes. "Yeah Sasuke. Thanks alot for telling us. Now i know you are a transvestite that is obsessed with childish cartoons." He said sarcarstically and stood up.
Kiba came back just at that time. "Hey.. Naruto, you not staying?"
"Nah.. I have no appetite." The blonde said and walked off.
Sasuke gave up. Maybe they weren't meant to be together.
Nice job loser.
Shut up. I'm depressed enough already.
Aw... Someone's in a baaad mooood!!
I said zip it! How come i can't control you? You're in MY mind!
I am your OTHER being. fufufu... more better.. more eviler.. and more sexier.. muahahaha...
What the hell..?
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Sasuke literally banged his head on the wall. First, he can't confess to Naruto. Then his inner self keeps on bugging him. NOW the author is pissing him off.
Lord bless the poor soul who bought an inner self.
The Uchiha had went home and locked himself up in his room. Now that no one's around though...
He glanced at his phone. Naruto's number was in his phonebook. His hand itched to press the 'call' button. Ah well.
Briinngg... Briinngg...
"Hello..? Naruto?"
"The number you have just dialed is engaged at the moment. Please try again later."
All of his hopes vanished.
Ah.. Cruel world.
Naruto checked his phone. One missed call.
It was Sasuke.
The blonde sighed sadly and gazed at his friend's number. The numbers... So intricate.. So unique... How'd they even make phone numbers anyway? Without making the same number twice? And there's so many billion people in the world.
Sasuke's number was specially unique. If he could only call that number..
No.
He resisted the temptation and fiddled with the phone functions. But second thoughts formed in his head.
It's only a number anyway.. What can it hurt?
Fingers aching as they pressed the buttons, Naruto put the phone to his ear.
Briinngg... Briinngg...
"Sasuke..."
"The number you have just dialed is engaged at the moment. Please try again later."
Well.. If you're that petty..
Naruto hesitated for a moment and debated with himself.
"I'll go to his house then!"
Sasuke lay on his front porch watching the clouds. If the world could all end now..
Hey... He's not going to wait for Naruto to come to his house!! He's going to go to NARUTO'S house and confess to HIM. Hell yeah, he is.
Picking himself up, he ran the long distance to the idiot's house.
In the middle of the whole run, Naruto got tired and held his sides in pain. He can't go on anymore. Panting, he sat down at the side of street and wiped his sweat. If he went any further, he would die. I really should stop eating ramen if i have to do this everyday.
Sasuke pushed himself to run faster, his heart pounding in his chest. Even though he knew he can't run anymore, he still pushed himself.
Suddenly, just as he was on the verge of collapsing, he tripped over something on the street.
Something... Something... Someone!!
He tripped over Naruto!
Both boys tumbled over. Sasuke tried hard to breathe properly. Exhausted, he tried one last time. "Naruto.. (pant) I just.. (wheeze). I think i'm going to faint. Oh god. (pant pant wheeze) Erm.. I'm going to say this quickly. (pant)"
Then he realised he was on Naruto. As in, Naruto was below him staring at him, and he was on top of Naruto, staring back. The passers-by cringed at such a romantic scene between two boys.
"I love-"
"Holy shit Sasuke!! What are you doing?" Sasuke turned his head to the side to find Kiba looking at them with his eyes wide open. No! Not again...
Naruto growled in frustration. "Yeah Sasuke, I love you too."
Huh...?
"I knew it all along you bastard." The blonde chuckled and pulled Sasuke down for a kiss.
--warning. i duno how to write this part. :x--
Surprise turned into ecstasy as Sasuke pinned Naruto down and thrust his tongue deep into his throat.
Exploring each other's mouths, the couple battled for dominance, ignoring the stares and loud gasps from the Kiba and the people walking past.
At last, Naruto gently pushed Sasuke away and gulped in needed air. Sasuke had won the battle.
The raven smirked. Finally, they had a real kiss. A real, tongue to tongue kiss. Damn, he was proud of himself.
"Holy... Are you sure you're not a transvestite Sasuke?" Kiba covered his eyes.
In response, Sasuke leaned down again and pecked Naruto on the lips. "Only for Naruto, Kiba. Only for Naruto."
Hello guys!! erm.. erm...
SORRY FOR THE LONG LONG TIME!!
and this chapters has some hardcore yaoi xD
whee. Sasuke was so mean to me T.T
Anyway.. i'm bored.
I think i shall go sleep now. buh bye xD