Iruka calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the kakashi calls the wife a "bitch" and little naruto goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" And then iruka says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentleman" and then later naruto goes outside to play with his friends and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So naruto goes to his mom and says "mom what's a penis and vagina?" His iruka says "Well naruto, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat. Now go and play your videogame."

Naruto went upstairs and plays his videogames. Later on, naruto sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and naruto said "Dad, what's shit" And then kakashi says "Well naruto, shit is a type of Shaving cream. Go help your mother down stairs in the kitchen." And then naruto goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts his finger and says "fuck!" And then naruto says to his mom "Mom what's fuck?" Then iruka says "Well naruto fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and then later the guests arrive and naruto goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may I take your penises and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

And the guests were surprises with naruto foul mouth!

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