Ok this is a parody, I forgot the title but its about a prince and a princess who fall in love but the princess is changed into a swan and is being tormented by some wizard. But this is going to be slightly different, the princess in this story is a boy and he'll be turned into a fox. wink

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In a far off kingdom, the prince, Sasuke Uchiha, waited for a long time rival from another kingdom. Unfortunately, he was waiting for this person because, Sasuke was going to marry them. He tried to get out of this marriage a few times, but each time he failed, even with his brother's help. And his brother was the king for god's sake!

" Sasuke-sama, he's here." A servant named Kakashi said.

The Uchiha sighed.

" Bring him in." He said.

Kakashi nodded. Then he walked over to a large wooden door. He opened the door.

" Introducing, Lord Minato Namikaze , Lady Kushina Uzumaki, and Lord Naruto Uzumaki." Kakashi announced.

" Sasuke-kun." Itachi said getting off his thrown. " be nice to Naruto-san, he's the only way our kingdoms can have peace."

" But Nii-san I don't want to marry a boy!" Sasuke said.

" No buts Sasuke, I would marry him but I'm too old and not gay." Itachi said, " You know that. And besides, you're lucky that you found another prince who would be gay with you."

Sasuke sighed, he knew Itachi was right.

As soon as the raven haired boy looked away from Itachi, he saw them. They were entering the castle. But the one he wouldn't stop starring at was Naruto. He had really matured since they last saw each other. His blonde hair was slightly spiked, and his eyes were blue and deep like the ocean. Sasuke forgot all of his protest as soon as those perfect eye raised to look at him.

" Go to him, Sasuke." Itachi said giving him a slight push.

Sasuke stumbled slightly and walked over to Naruto. Minato gave his son a slight nudge and Naruto smiled at Sasuke.

" Naruto-san, its been a long time." Sasuke said taking the blonde's hand, he kissed it and Naruto's whiskered cheeks turned a light pink.

" Welcome to our humble castle," Itachi said walking up to them.

" Thank you for inviting us Itachi-kun." Kushina said. " I love what you've done since your father's disappearance."

Itachi smiled.

" Thank you my lady." Itachi said.

The band started playing music and other royal families that had already got there started to dance and talk.

" May I have this dance?" Sasuke asked Naruto.

Naruto nodded, the redness of his cheeks increasing in shade.

" Minato-san, I hope you don't mind if I steal a dance from your wife." Itachi said.

" Not at all Itachi-kun." Minato said, " I think I'll go talk to the Yamanaka's. Especially since Naruto turned down their daughter's advances so bluntly."

" Oh I know, same thing goes for Sasuke and the Haruno's, Sasuke turned down that girl so fast, they didn't know what to do." Itachi said.

Itachi grabbed Kushina's delicate hand and they began to dance as Minato went over to the Haruno's.

Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka watched as Sasuke and Naruto danced. Sakura had asked to marry Sasuke a little less than a month ago and Sasuke turned her down by saying, and I quote ; " Sorry, I'm gay."

Ino on the other hand asked Naruto to marry her about four months ago and he replied; " I can't, I like penis."

Both girls glared at the men who turned them down.

" I can't believe they're going to marry each other instead of us." Ino said.

" I know! Any guy would kill for us." Sakura said putting her hands on her hips. " Know what we should do you Pig?"

" What Billboard brow." Ino said.

" We should break them up."

Ino smiled.

" Good idea." Ino said.

Ino and Sakura slowly approached Naruto and Sasuke.

" Sasuke-kun," Sakura said, " Will you dance with me?"

" Yeah Naruto-kun," Ino said, " Will you dance with me?"

Both boys sighed and let go of each other. Naruto grabbed Ino's hand and Sasuke grabbed Sakura's. Then they were off.

" Naruto-kun, what makes you so attracted to Sasuke?" Ino asked, " He's not even that great looking."

" You know Ino-Chan, petty and jealously aren't exactly cute on you." Naruto said.

" Sasuke-kun, why Naruto-san?" Sakura asked, " Why not me?''

" Because Sakura-Chan, I find girls annoying and stupid." Sasuke replied coldly.

As soon as Naruto and Ino got close enough, Sasuke and Naruto grabbed each others hands and left Sakura and Ino. Let's just say both girls were a little beyond furious.

" God, Ino is a pain." Naruto said.

" So is Sakura." Sasuke said.

Sasuke leaned in closer to try and give the blonde a kiss on his whiskered cheek but Sakura yelled something and Naruto moved his head slightly and Sasuke's lips smashed against his. They stopped for a moment. Then Naruto began to gently rub his tongue against Sasuke's bottom lip. The raven opened his mouth letting the blonde's tongue enter. They kissed like that for what seemed like forever. Then someone clearing their throat made them break the kiss.

" Itachi." Sasuke murmured.

" Sasuke, already kissing?" Itachi said playfully.

They both blushed.

" Awe you're such a cute couple." Kushina said.

This made Naruto blush even more.

Then the front door swung open. A rush of cold, night air filled the room, making everyone shiver. A figure walked into the Party. Itachi frowned and placed and a hand on his sword. Then a horrible laugh filled the air.

" Orochimaru," Itachi whispered.

It had been speculated that Orochimaru had been behind the king's disappearance, but no one could get any evidence.

" Itachi-kun, how rude of you not to send me an invitation." Orochimaru said walking closer to Itachi.

" Leave Orochimaru, no one desires your presence." Itachi said calmly.

The snake man laughed at Itachi's comment.

" Silly Itachi-kun." he said, " Still blaming me for your father's disappearance."

Sasuke tensed as he got even closer to Itachi. The scary snake man saw this and smirked.

Orochimaru's face was mere inches from Itachi's. Then older man laughed and backed away from Itachi.

" Oh, Itachi-kun," He said. " I will see you later."

Then Orochimaru disappeared.

Everyone was silent for awhile, until Itachi spoke.

" Why is everyone so down?" Itachi asked. " Come on people it's a party."

The mood of the party returned to normal. And after hours of dancing, talking, and drunken singing, the party began to die down.

Minato walked over to his son and wife.

" We must get going." He said, " it's a long trip home."

" You can stay here tonight and leave in the morning." Itachi offered.

" No thanks Itachi-kun,"

" father please?" Naruto asked.

" Sorry son."

Naruto frowned. Then Sasuke kissed his lips gently.

" I love you." he said.

The blonde's cheeks turned adorably pink again.

" Are you ready to leave Naruto?" Minato asked.

Naruto nodded.

" Good bye Sasuke, I love you too." Naruto whispered.

The three of them left the castle. And Sasuke couldn't help but feel part of himself leave with them.

" Itachi." Sasuke said.

" Yes otouto." Itachi said.

" I really love Naruto."

" I know."

Naruto sat in the back of his family's carriage. He was missing Sasuke. Then the blonde was ripped out of his thoughts by the carriage coming to a sharp halt.

Minato got out of the carriage to see what was the matter. He was gone for a long time. Kushina began to get worried.

" Naruto-kun stay here." She said getting out of the carriage.

Five minutes passed and Naruto decided to look outside. He popped his head out briefly, and when he saw no sign of his parents, he stepped out.

" Mom? Dad?" He yelled.

An evil familiar laugh filled the cold air.

" Poor Naruto-kun." A voice said.

" Who's there?" Naruto yelled.

Then everything around Naruto went black.

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Authors notes:

HI! CAN YOU GUESS WHO THE MISTERIOUS PERSON IS?

YOU PROBABLY CAN AND STUFF BUT WHATEVA.

I HOPE YOU LIKE CHAP 1

HITOKO-SAMA