MKR Mount Pleasant 2
Episode 3
"The Unruly Stranger and Nova's Captivity"
(Scene is Medic 10, the ambulance place, at exactly 12:01 AM. [that's a minute after midnight for all you people who can't tell time] A shadowy figure sneaks through the parking lot and ducks behind a bush as a random druggie teenager passes by on their bike.)
Shadowy Figure- Whew! That was a close one! They almost had me!
(Shadowy figure creeps over to the door, as dramatic and Mission Impossible-ish as s/he can get. S/he picks the lock, and stumbles inside. The sound of breaking glass and things falling can be heard.)
Shadowy Figure- OW!
(Finally, the door to the garage opens, and the Shadowy Figure zooms out in an ambulance. Now it is revealed that the Shadowy Figure is none other than...)
Brak- WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Meanwhile, at Wal-Mart.....)
(Presea sits on top of toilet seat aisle watching random druggie teenagers w/binoculars.)
Ferio- ::on walkie talkie:: Presea, come in, Presea! Do you read me?
Presea- Of course I hear you, you lunkhead! Don't talk so loud, it's quiet up here. How's Nova?
Ferio- Well she was a bit hysterical at first until I went and got her some mustard. Then she started crying because it froze. But then her tears froze too so she gave up on that. Then she started pacing to keep warm. It's very cold in there....er...here.
Presea- There? Ferio...are you even in the freezer?
Ferio- Um..yes.
Presea- Then let me talk to Nova.
Ferio- No!
Presea- And why not?
Ferio- She...uh...she.....she went to sleep!
Presea- Ferio, where are you?
Ferio-.....housewares.....
Presea- And why aren't you in the freezer?
Ferio- Because it's cold in there.
Presea- ::vein on forehead pops:: Then why did you take her there in the first place?
Ferio- Um....
Presea- Go to the freezer, take Nova to electronics, and STAY WITH HER!!!
Ferio- Yes, Sir! Er....Ma'm!
Presea- Baka. ::goes back to watching random druggies, when she hears screeching from outside.) What the...?
Brak- ::doing donuts in the Wal Mart parking lot:: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Presea- Ferio! I think there's something going on outside! Should I go check it out?
Ferio- ::munching on pork rinds:: Go for it.
Presea- Ferio....there's no pork rinds in electronics.
Ferio- Um....I picked them up on my way here.
Presea- ::sighs:: Where are you?
Ferio- ....snack food....
Presea- And where is Nova?
Ferio-.......
Presea- Where is she?! ::vein pops::
Ferio- .......the.......freezer........
(Presea sighs, jumps stealthily off the top of the aisle, and goes to find Ferio and beat the crap out of him.)
Brak- ::doing figure 8's around the shopping cart drop offs, with Fred in the passenger side::
Both- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferio- ::between punches:: I told you.....she has.....a thing for him!
Episode 3
"The Unruly Stranger and Nova's Captivity"
(Scene is Medic 10, the ambulance place, at exactly 12:01 AM. [that's a minute after midnight for all you people who can't tell time] A shadowy figure sneaks through the parking lot and ducks behind a bush as a random druggie teenager passes by on their bike.)
Shadowy Figure- Whew! That was a close one! They almost had me!
(Shadowy figure creeps over to the door, as dramatic and Mission Impossible-ish as s/he can get. S/he picks the lock, and stumbles inside. The sound of breaking glass and things falling can be heard.)
Shadowy Figure- OW!
(Finally, the door to the garage opens, and the Shadowy Figure zooms out in an ambulance. Now it is revealed that the Shadowy Figure is none other than...)
Brak- WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Meanwhile, at Wal-Mart.....)
(Presea sits on top of toilet seat aisle watching random druggie teenagers w/binoculars.)
Ferio- ::on walkie talkie:: Presea, come in, Presea! Do you read me?
Presea- Of course I hear you, you lunkhead! Don't talk so loud, it's quiet up here. How's Nova?
Ferio- Well she was a bit hysterical at first until I went and got her some mustard. Then she started crying because it froze. But then her tears froze too so she gave up on that. Then she started pacing to keep warm. It's very cold in there....er...here.
Presea- There? Ferio...are you even in the freezer?
Ferio- Um..yes.
Presea- Then let me talk to Nova.
Ferio- No!
Presea- And why not?
Ferio- She...uh...she.....she went to sleep!
Presea- Ferio, where are you?
Ferio-.....housewares.....
Presea- And why aren't you in the freezer?
Ferio- Because it's cold in there.
Presea- ::vein on forehead pops:: Then why did you take her there in the first place?
Ferio- Um....
Presea- Go to the freezer, take Nova to electronics, and STAY WITH HER!!!
Ferio- Yes, Sir! Er....Ma'm!
Presea- Baka. ::goes back to watching random druggies, when she hears screeching from outside.) What the...?
Brak- ::doing donuts in the Wal Mart parking lot:: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Presea- Ferio! I think there's something going on outside! Should I go check it out?
Ferio- ::munching on pork rinds:: Go for it.
Presea- Ferio....there's no pork rinds in electronics.
Ferio- Um....I picked them up on my way here.
Presea- ::sighs:: Where are you?
Ferio- ....snack food....
Presea- And where is Nova?
Ferio-.......
Presea- Where is she?! ::vein pops::
Ferio- .......the.......freezer........
(Presea sighs, jumps stealthily off the top of the aisle, and goes to find Ferio and beat the crap out of him.)
Brak- ::doing figure 8's around the shopping cart drop offs, with Fred in the passenger side::
Both- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferio- ::between punches:: I told you.....she has.....a thing for him!