Super Smash Exams

The room is simply cement flooring with a brick wall and two entryways. The only furniture is a simple table and two fold-up chairs on either side of it.

Ron Host enters through one of the entry ways. He is wearing a brown undone jacket and matching brown pants with a white shirt tucked in to them. He is wearing a blue tie with lots of crescents and stars on it.

I walk in through the second entryway, wearing beige pants, a white T-shirt with a blue jacket over the top of it.

"Well hello there readers, and Happy Holidays, as a Christmas treat, I'll post the first two chapters of my next big story, one today, and tomorrow on Christmas." I say.

"The author wrote this story as a response to Super Smash Bros. Brawl." Ron continued for me. "Saddle up for an intense story filled with humor, action, and suspense!!!"

"Hey, who told you to explain the story?" I scold him.

"But but but…" Ron began to stutter.

"Ah shut up and do the disclaimer." I tell him.

"Uh… Disclaimer: The author does not own anything in the story except for me and the story itself." Ron says.

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Welcome Back

"Man… why do we have to wait?" Crazy Hand whined. He and Master Hand were right near the runway of the Smash dimension Inter-dimensional airport.

"Because after that survivor game show the smashers practically threatened us for a vacation and we agreed to greet them at the airport on the day they were all supposed to come back." Master Hand told Crazy Hand.

"Come on… what's the worst that could happen if we just left them?" Crazy asked.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…" Master Hand began imagining.

Inside Master Hand's imagination…

"I can't-a believe that-a Master Hand didn't-a wait on us-a…" Luigi whined.

"Ah cork it." Bowser said.

"Bowser! You need to be nicer." Peach scolded.

"Yeah and lose a few pounds." Ganondorf said with a snicker.

"What did you say?" Bowser asked threateningly.

"Ha ha! Good one big nose!" Link laughed.

"Who are you calling big nose pointy ears!?" Ganondorf yelled.

"Who are you calling pointy ears!?"

"Shut up all of you!" Samus yelled.

The situation soon deteriorated further and an all out brawl ensued and soon the whole airport exploded.

End of imagination scenario…

"Whoa…" Master Hand shuddered from that.

"I see what you mean." Crazy Hand said.

"Can you read minds or something?" Master Hand asked Crazy.

"No."

"Then how can you see what I mean?"

"I just felt like saying I see what you mean!!! Uwee hee hee hee hee!!!" Crazy hand laughed.

"Oy…"

"Oh look! Here comes the first arrival!" Crazy Hand shouted. A wormhole above the airport opened up and a small airplane that was pink in color flew through it and landed on the airstrip.

"Ah it looks like a few of the Smashers from the mushroom kingdom have arrived." Master Hand said. The plane opened up and a set of stairs came out from it. The first to step out of the plane were the two heroes of the Mushroom Kingdown we all know and love.

"Hello everybody!!!" Mario greeted.

"Nice to-a see you again-a." Luigi greeted the two hands along with his brother. The two of them set down their suitcases and held their hands out. Master Hand stuck his finger out to allow Mario to shake it.

"Oh it's swell to see you again Luigi!" Crazy Hand shouted, grabbing Luigi's hand between two fingers and shaking very violently.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!" Luigi shouted as Crazy Hand shook him.

"Crazy Hand! You should be more gentle!" Came the voice of Princess Peach, carrying out a pink suitcase that matched her dress perfectly.

"Sorry…" Crazy Hand said in a pouting manner.

"Oh… it-a looks like-a somebody else-a has arrived-a." Mario said. Another wormhole opened up and a flying ship with Bowser's face on it, and an upper part resembling his shell came flying through. The Koopa Cruiser slowly descended and landed right behind Peach's airplane. A large ape wearing a red tie with the initials 'DK' on it and a green dinosaur with a red saddle and shoes hopped down from the top deck.

"Yeah!" DK said proudly after beating his chest.

"Yoshi!" Yoshi said, striking his own pose.

"That… is the last time I pick you guys up."

"Hey! I would have come here on my own if the guy who sold me my new plane didn't cheap me off!"

"He cheaped you off because you tried to cheap him off!" The jaw of the Bowser head opened up in to a ramp, and down it came Bowser followed by Wario, who was wearing the outfit from Wario ware..

"Ha! Me? The great Wario was only trying to get a fair deal!" Wario bragged.

"Fair deal? You were this close to stealing it." Bowser said. He pressed a button on a remote to close the jaw of the Koopa Cruiser, but the ramp stopped closing halfway. "Huh?" Bowser walked under it to look at it and…

WHAM

"OW!!!" The jaw fell open and landed on top of Bowser.

"Ha ha!" Wario laughed.

"Oh no… they-a certainly haven't-a changed." Luigi moaned.

"Well well… if it isn't Mario…" Wario said, strolling up to Mario.

"Mama-mia Wario… let's-a not start a fight-a here." Mario said.

"RAH!" Bowser pushed the jaw of the Koopa Cruiser off of him and stretched himself out. "Ha! I am okay!"

"Yoshi!"

"Ooooooo!"

"What?" Bowser asked them, oblivious to the worm hole above him that allowed two Arwings to fly through it, one of which fired a red projectile straight down.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

"UWAAAAAAHHH!!!" The explosion sent Bowser flying towards the Smashers and the hands.

"I've got him!" Crazy Hand shouted. He flew up and caught Bowser, and then slammed him in to the ground.

"What… was the purpose… of slamming me down like that?" Bowser asked in an irritated voice.

"To stop you from flying!" Crazy Hand said.

"You could have done that without slamming him." Master Hand pointed out.

"Oh dear…" Peach sighed.

"Falco! Why'd you fire a bomb like that? You could have hurt somebody!" Fox scolded as he and Falco hopped out of their Arwings and walked towards the Smashers carrying their suitcases.

"You did hurt someone." Bowser said.

"Well the turbulence I was getting from that worm hole made my finger slip and…" Falco tried to explain, completely ignoring Bowser.

"Look, fact is you need to be more careful, what if someone got hurt?" Fox asked, also ignoring Bowser.

"Oh forget it…" Bowser said.

"Yoshi."

"Yeah, at-a least you've-a still got-a your Koopa Cruiser." Mario pointed out, even though the Koopa Cruiser was heavily damaged from the bomb.

"Hmph…" Bowser grunted.

"Oh look-a… more are-a coming in-a." Luigi said as another worm hole opened up. A fairly large ship in the shape of a golden falcon flew in; it was then followed by an orange and red ship with a green window, it also had two prongs coming from either side of it. The Falcon flyer hovered a few feet above ground while Samus' starship did the same, but the two prongs on the ship rested their ends on the ground, now diagonal to the ground.

"Whew… man I'm glad that's over." Solid Snake, still in the usual stealth suit and vest came out of the Falcon flyer followed by C. Falcon.

"Sorry, but the Falcon flyer really isn't meant for more than one passenger." C. Falcon said.

"It would have helped if you put on deodorant too." Snake commented.

"Thanks for the lift Samus." Popo said as his twin sister followed behind him.

"Yes, thank you." Nana said.

"I appreciate it too." Ness said.

"Sure thing." Samus said, wearing her orange and yellow power suit. Once the passengers unloaded, her ship flew off, as well as C. Falcon's.

"Glad to see you guys again." Nana said.

"After this vacation I'm ready for some action." Falco said.

"Hold on, it's too early to start planning tournament details now, wait until everyone gets here." Master Hand said.

"We might not have to wait too much longer." Fox said, looking at the sky as another worm hole opened up, and a large battleship with a mask on the front of it and bat-like wings flew through.

"Yeah, didn't Meta-Knight say he was picking up most of us?" Snake asked.

"Hm? I'm sensing a disturbance." Ness interrupted. Space warped in the middle of the Smashers for a bit before a small flash of light occurred.

"Did we miss anything?"

"Pikachu."

"Jiggly!"

"Pichu!"

"Hey Mewtwo!" Popo greeted. The three small Pokemon waved while Mewtwo simply gave them an acknowledging nod of his head.

"Wow… that Halberd ship is coming in fast…" Crazy Hand said hypnotically.

"Uh-oh… I just got brain impulses of panic." Mewtwo said.

"Huh?" A few of the Smashers looked at Mewtwo.

"Bowser… is that Koopa Cruiser insured?" Mewtwo asked.

"No, why?"

CRASH

The Halberd came in two quickly and crashed through the Arwings, the Koopa Cruiser, and the airplane. "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I had three payments left on that thing!" Bowser yelled.

"Pity." Falco said.

"Owwwwwwwww… what was with that landing?" Link came out, rubbing his neck in pain, Meta-Knight soon followed behind him, cool as a cucumber.

"Well… I suppose I just haven't piloted the ship in a while." Meta-Knight said.

"Well thank you for giving us a lift nonetheless." Zelda said, coming behind Meta-Knight.

"Pyo!" Kirby shouted.

"How can you still be hungry… you ate my complimentary peanuts after all." Roy asked.

"Get over it Roy." Ganondorf told him.

"Well, at least we're here. Hey everyone!" Marth shouted.

"Hey guys! I'm glad to see you again!" Y. Link shouted excitedly.

"It's a pleasure to see all of you again." Pit said politely once everyone was gathered together.

"Pikachu pika!"

"Pi pi pichu!"

"Okay okay settle down everyone." Master Hand said.

"Pst… Meta-Knight… you owe us for the Arwings." Fox whispered.

"Fine…" Meta-Knight sighed, knowing that would be first of quite a few bills.

"Ahem… first of all welcome back everyone." Master Hand said. "How was your vacation?"

"Compared to that Survivor game, it was heaven." Ganondorf said.

"Yeah not having to put up with stupid stuff really helped." Ness said.

"Well that's good to hear." Master Hand said. "Anyways… since this is your first day back let's all just go back to the Smash mansion and spend a day there catching up and eating. We'll talk about tournaments later."

"YEAH!!!" Came the collective response.

The smashers all got in to a stretch limousine that Master Hand had prepared for them. At the mansion, which was built back to its former splendor, the Smashers all talked about their vacation, some bragged, others just talked about seemingly random stuff. The meal that night was as everyone expected. They all ate, conversed, watched in amazement as Kirby and Yoshi attempted to out eat each other, and all in all just had a good time getting to spend time with each other again.

"Ah… what a peaceful day." Master Hand sighed. He was in his room with Crazy Hand, their room was entered through massive double doors, it had a long red carpet going from the doors to a massive window, on either side of the widow were two cushions in which the two hands slept.

"Hey bro…" Crazy Hand said.

"What?"

"Do you hear a tapping noise?" Crazy Hand asked.

Tap

"Now that you mention it… yeah I do." Master Hand said. Their backs were turned to the large window, which had a small rock hitting it every now and then.

"Where's it coming from?"

"I can't put my finger on it…" Master Hand said as the rocks kept hitting the window. This went on for five minutes without them noticing the window.

CRASH

"AAAAHHH!!! SOMEONE'S BREAKING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!" Crazy Hand shouted.

"What the heck?" Master Hand turned to the window, which now had a piece of it broken through. "Who's been throwing rocks at our window?" He asked before looking down.

"You know… for big powerful floating hands you guys sure are oblivious!" Ron Host shouted from the lawn.

"Ron Host? You were throwing rocks at the window?" Master Hand asked.

"Yeah, and let me tell you… it's not easy to throw rocks three stories in to the air!" Ron said.

"Why didn't you come in through the front door?" Master Hand asked.

"It was locked." Ron said.

"My bad!!!" Crazy Hand shouted from in the room.

"Oy…" Master Hand floated down to the lawn where Ron was waiting. "So what is it? What are you here for?"

"Got something for you." Ron Host said, holding out an envelope and holding it out for Master Hand.

"Hmmmmmmm…" Master Hand opened the envelope with his thumb and finger, caught the letter, and then held it between his thumb and finger. "You must be kidding me… after they just got back?"

"Hey, not my decision." Ron Host told him.

"Ugh but… jeez we've never had to do anything like this before." Master Hand sighed.

"What is it bro?" Crazy Hand asked. Master Hand let Crazy grab the note and after a few seconds of reading it. "Cool!"

"How is this cool?" Master Hand asked.

"Oh come on… you knew that something like this would have to happen sooner or later, especially after the Kefka attack." Ron Host said.

"I take it preparations are already being made?" Master Hand asked Ron.

"Yep."

"Okay… fine… I'll let them know after talking with you guys tomorrow." Master Hand sighed.

"Great. Well, I'll see you two sooner or later." Ron Host said before vanishing in a puff of smoke.

"Wow… he's got to show us how to do that trick." Crazy Hand said.

"Sleep well Smashers…" Master Hand said, ignoring Crazy Hand. "It's going to be a bumpy ride very soon." He sighed.

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"Well, that's chapter one for you guys." I say.

"What was that note I left Master Hand and Crazy Hand? And what does Master Hand mean? Find out next chapter." Ron Host said.

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