Well, Ta da! Witchdoctor42 discouraged me hoping I would write humor, but it's funny. Review good please, new story, first chapter, hey, I deserve SOMETHING!

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Disclaimer: (singing) dum de dum de I don't own Danny Phantom or Oreos de dum.

"WILL SAMANTHA MANSON PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE BACKPACK AND ALL?" The loudspeaker boomed.

"She's on her way." Mr. Lancer replied. Sam gathered up her belongings, and Danny shot her a quizzical look. "Doctors physical for camp" she mouthed. Danny passed it on to Tucker. Sam left the room, and Danny paid no attention to the lesson, and he and Tucker walked home silently, somehow depicting the mood they would feel for what seemed like an eternity, the first stage happening 5 miles away at the doctor's office.'(A/N: Wow. Really long sentence.)

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Sam's face paled even more until she looked like a vampire. Her mom's hand clenched tight on her own, and Sam couldn't wriggle it free. After a while, she let the shock out. She didn't want to seem scared.

"Do you have any black hospital gowns?" Sam's mom and dad glared at her.

"No, but we have a nice pink one." The nurse replied. Sam pulled out a spray-paint can.

"Not anymore." She handed the can to Nurse Rose. Rose accepted it like it was a full diaper, and tossed it onto the hospital bed that would soon be Sam's.

"Can I at least have one more day to say goodbye to my friends before I get locked in heck for all of eternity?" Another glare came from Priscilla and Jeremy's direction. Sam ignored it.

"Yes."

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Sam walked quietly to school. She had decided to try something different. She was wearing black jeans and a black shirt that said BOO in purple. She let her hair down out of her ponytail at the top of her head. It was naturally wavy, and she usually straightened it, but not today. She used black eye shadow instead of none. She wore black lipstick instead of purple. She found Danny.

"Hey." He looked up from his ghost-hunting book.

"Um, are you new? Because I don't know where the library is." He said hiding his book behind his back.

"I think you know me." Danny's jaw dropped until it hit the ground.

"Sam?" she nodded. Danny burst out laughing. "Wow, you look different!"

"Tell you later." Just then Tucker walked up.

"Hey! How come you always get the hotties? I'm Tucker Foley, and my initials are T F as in Too Fine." He exclaimed. Danny made a face as he cried out "Ew! You think Sam's hot?" at the same time as Sam guffawed (A/n: laughed, in a choking manner.) "More like Too Fake." Tucker blushed, and the trio walked towards Mr. Lancer's class.

"Got something to tell you guys. Meet me after school."

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