Hello and welcome back to our final segment of Percabeth: Appropriate or not brought to you by Iris, when you need to talk to someone somewhere over the rainbow. I'm your host, nameless half-blood number 23, and this is Hephaestus Reality! We're at the moment you've all been waiting for, so please welcome Percy, Annabeth, and Aphrodite.
Percy: WHO ARE YOU? WHERE AM I?
Annabeth: Calm down Seaweed Brain, and as a daughter of Athena, I demand you tell me where we are!
Aphrodite: Hi, it's so nice to meet you. Oh my, is that a camera, TEE HEE?!
Calm down you two, you're just on Hephaestus Reality! Yes Aphrodite,that is a camera Sweetheart, please refrain from touching it however.
Percy: Hephaestus Reality, what's that?
Annabeth: Hephaestus Reality is a company that provides reality TV entertainment for the gods of Olympus.
Aphrodite: It's also the company that has been filming your quests since you left Camp Half-blood.
Percy: WE WERE BEING FILMED THE WHOLE TIME!? WHAT ABOUT WHEN WE WERE IN THE RESTROOM, OR CHANGING!?
Annabeth: Calm down Percy, I'm surprised you didn't notice the cameras everywhere. Honestly what did you think, the gods just had enough time to time to lie around and watch you? Of course not, they just Tivo it and watch it when they have time.
Aphrodite: Yeah, and we usually fast forward during the boring parts, except of course the minor gods, goddesses, naiads, and nymphs that have a crush on you two.
Well as fascinating this conversation is lets cut to the chase. Have you two noticed any changes since you started going out, Percy and Annabeth.
Percy and Annabeth: WHAT?!?!
Aphrodite: Oh look, they're so close they can talk together! How adorable, oh to be young and in love again I'd give anything!
Annabeth: WE'RE NOT DATING! That's like if Hermes and Artemis going out or something equally crazy.
Percy: Yeah, do I look that crazy or desperate!?
Annabeth: Excuse me!? What is that supposed to meanPerseus!?
Percy: It's just that sometimes you're just little bossy, or know-it-ally.
Annabeth: Better that then foolish and impulsive, unlike some people!
Percy: I'm foolish, who almost died just because she wanted to her the Sirens!?
Annabeth: A perfect example, who forgot to disarm me?!
Aphrodite: Oh no it's a lovers quarrel!
Annabeth: Keep out of it you blonde hussy!
Um, I think it's time to switch to a commercial break right about now.
Thalia: NOT SO FAST! YOU GUYS AREN'T GETTING OFF SO EASY!
5 hours later…
Hermes: Well now that the crew members are all animals, the anti-magic spell is off the studio, the studio is burned down, and the conflict is resolved with minimal writing, Artemis and I have an announcement to make.
Artemis: We're going out!
Annabeth: You can pick me up around eight.
Percy: Okay.
Athena and Poseidon: NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!
FIN
Tuna Annabeth: I think this would be a lot less awkward if you didn't try to eat me.
Pelican Percy: Or if Clarisse would quit calling me P.P.
FIN 2