Yes, I decided to end this, at last. Yes, Lunatic121 IS a teaser at romance, but it quickly gets stomped flat.

Once again, I returned to my meetings with my board of directors. Since the action-packed deal with Sylar, Dimensiondude, the dragon-like raptor, had to go on the run after misleading him into killing Tingle. Now, he's managed to shake the head-chopping psychopath off his tail and came to the meeting with my younger brother, Lunatic121.

Lunatic: Well, it'll be good to see the guys again, but will we get injured?

Me: No promises.

Dimensiondude: It's a good thing I shook Sylar off my trail in Idaho, otherwise, I'd be dead!

We walked into the office to see a girl (Sora-Kairi-4-Ever) in Tingle's old seat.

Me: Since Tyler had Sylar brutally murder Tingle, we have replaced him with one of my old friends, SK4E.

SK4E: Hey, guys.

Mr. Burns and Smithers, the Weasley Twins, ALF, Mrfipp, charizardag, Rattrap, Ned Flanders, Hiro Nakamura, JarJar Binks, Luigi, Homer Simpson, Axel, Syrus, Spongebob, and Spider-Man were there, but not Falco.

Me: Hey, where's Falco?

Syrus: Oh, he's in his office, eating.

Meanwhile, in Falco's office, he apparently heard this.

Falco: I'm not in my office EATING! I'm in my office BEING eaten!

A hideously mutated turtle was apparently trying to eat Falco, who was apparently fighting back, while trying (and failing) to reach his blaster. I then glowered at Dimensiondude.

Me: Dimensiondude!

Dimensiondude: Sorry, I thought it was Mr. Burns' office.

Mr. Burns: So, THAT'S it, eh? Smithers, make me slap him!

Smithers pulled a string that made Mr. Burns slap Dimensiondude.

Mr. Burns: You call that a slap?! Make me slap YOU!

Smithers pulled a string and made Mr. Burns slap him.

Mr. Burns: …Now give ME a taste!

Smithers made Mr. Burns slap himself.

Mr. Burns: Now both.

Smithers made Mr. Burns slap him and Dimensiondude.

Mr. Burns: Now just you.

Me: Guys! Let's JUST let the meeting begin!

SK4E: Why'd you call this meeting again? You already have two current fanfictions.

Me: Point taken.

Lunatic: Can we go now?!

Me: No.

Axel: I feel the same way I do EVERY time we make these meetings—I paid good money to get here, and I'm gonna USE IT!

Syrus: Axel, we get in here for free.

Rattrap: In THAT case, it's overpriced.

Me: GUYS! I promise that THIS is gonna be the LAST meeting!

Charizardag: About time! We were wondering if we'd EVER get outta here!

Mrfipp slapped charizardag across the face.

Charizardag: OW! What was THAT for?!

Mrfipp: Mosquito.

Lunatic121 had a stopwatch and clicked it.

Lunatic: Fifteen seconds—a new record.

Me: Guys, we…

Dimensiondude was talking to Mrfipp.

Dimensiondude: Is it true my bro's in the spoof business now?

Mrfipp: Yup. He's already done Advent Children and Aladdin and is thinking about making spin-offs of Dirge of Cerberus and the other two Aladdin movies.

Dimensiondude turned to me, looking stern.

Dimensiondude: You didn't tell me earlier because…

Me: Hey, I'm an insecure writer.

SK4E: "Insecure writer"? You mean you have…insecurity issues about your works?

Me: Basically. I don't let ANYONE read while I'm writing, because they might consider is STUPID. But, what should I work on…

The giant turtle burst from Falco's room and roared like Godzilla.

Mrfipp: Looks like D-Dude's plans to get rid of Mr. Burns have released this monster!

Me: RUN FOR IT!

We all ran into our cars and drove off. Dimensiondude was driving as I turned to him with an angry look.

Me: WHY did you bring that turtle here?!

Dimensiondude: Hey, I thought it was a terrapin!

Lunatic: A what?

Me: A terrapin. A species of aquatic turtle. Now, these meetings are as good as over with my building demolished.

Lunatic121 was grinning maliciously.

Lunatic: Bet you ENJOYED seeing SK4E, didn't ya?

I glowered at the lunatic.

Me: She's a friend, but NOT in a love interest.

I then took out a broadsword from my pack.

Me: And you will drop it or I SHALL END YOU!

Lunatic: I withdraw last statement!

Me: Good boy…

The car then flipped over suddenly and Dimensiondude screamed as he ran out.

Lunatic: What's with him?

Me: Sylar flipped our car over with telekinesis. He wants to KILL D-Dude after letting him kill Tingle for his "power".

Lunatic: Oh…

I bolted out of the wreckage and shouted to my brother.

Me: RUN, D-DUDE! RUN AS IF DEATH ITSELF IS ON YOUR TAIL…WHICH IT BASICALLY IS!