Yes, I decided to end this, at last. Yes, Lunatic121 IS a teaser at romance, but it quickly gets stomped flat.
Once again, I returned to my meetings with my board of directors. Since the action-packed deal with Sylar, Dimensiondude, the dragon-like raptor, had to go on the run after misleading him into killing Tingle. Now, he's managed to shake the head-chopping psychopath off his tail and came to the meeting with my younger brother, Lunatic121.
Lunatic: Well, it'll be good to see the guys again, but will we get injured?
Me: No promises.
Dimensiondude: It's a good thing I shook Sylar off my trail in Idaho, otherwise, I'd be dead!
We walked into the office to see a girl (Sora-Kairi-4-Ever) in Tingle's old seat.
Me: Since Tyler had Sylar brutally murder Tingle, we have replaced him with one of my old friends, SK4E.
SK4E: Hey, guys.
Mr. Burns and Smithers, the Weasley Twins, ALF, Mrfipp, charizardag, Rattrap, Ned Flanders, Hiro Nakamura, JarJar Binks, Luigi, Homer Simpson, Axel, Syrus, Spongebob, and Spider-Man were there, but not Falco.
Me: Hey, where's Falco?
Syrus: Oh, he's in his office, eating.
Meanwhile, in Falco's office, he apparently heard this.
Falco: I'm not in my office EATING! I'm in my office BEING eaten!
A hideously mutated turtle was apparently trying to eat Falco, who was apparently fighting back, while trying (and failing) to reach his blaster. I then glowered at Dimensiondude.
Me: Dimensiondude!
Dimensiondude: Sorry, I thought it was Mr. Burns' office.
Mr. Burns: So, THAT'S it, eh? Smithers, make me slap him!
Smithers pulled a string that made Mr. Burns slap Dimensiondude.
Mr. Burns: You call that a slap?! Make me slap YOU!
Smithers pulled a string and made Mr. Burns slap him.
Mr. Burns: …Now give ME a taste!
Smithers made Mr. Burns slap himself.
Mr. Burns: Now both.
Smithers made Mr. Burns slap him and Dimensiondude.
Mr. Burns: Now just you.
Me: Guys! Let's JUST let the meeting begin!
SK4E: Why'd you call this meeting again? You already have two current fanfictions.
Me: Point taken.
Lunatic: Can we go now?!
Me: No.
Axel: I feel the same way I do EVERY time we make these meetings—I paid good money to get here, and I'm gonna USE IT!
Syrus: Axel, we get in here for free.
Rattrap: In THAT case, it's overpriced.
Me: GUYS! I promise that THIS is gonna be the LAST meeting!
Charizardag: About time! We were wondering if we'd EVER get outta here!
Mrfipp slapped charizardag across the face.
Charizardag: OW! What was THAT for?!
Mrfipp: Mosquito.
Lunatic121 had a stopwatch and clicked it.
Lunatic: Fifteen seconds—a new record.
Me: Guys, we…
Dimensiondude was talking to Mrfipp.
Dimensiondude: Is it true my bro's in the spoof business now?
Mrfipp: Yup. He's already done Advent Children and Aladdin and is thinking about making spin-offs of Dirge of Cerberus and the other two Aladdin movies.
Dimensiondude turned to me, looking stern.
Dimensiondude: You didn't tell me earlier because…
Me: Hey, I'm an insecure writer.
SK4E: "Insecure writer"? You mean you have…insecurity issues about your works?
Me: Basically. I don't let ANYONE read while I'm writing, because they might consider is STUPID. But, what should I work on…
The giant turtle burst from Falco's room and roared like Godzilla.
Mrfipp: Looks like D-Dude's plans to get rid of Mr. Burns have released this monster!
Me: RUN FOR IT!
We all ran into our cars and drove off. Dimensiondude was driving as I turned to him with an angry look.
Me: WHY did you bring that turtle here?!
Dimensiondude: Hey, I thought it was a terrapin!
Lunatic: A what?
Me: A terrapin. A species of aquatic turtle. Now, these meetings are as good as over with my building demolished.
Lunatic121 was grinning maliciously.
Lunatic: Bet you ENJOYED seeing SK4E, didn't ya?
I glowered at the lunatic.
Me: She's a friend, but NOT in a love interest.
I then took out a broadsword from my pack.
Me: And you will drop it or I SHALL END YOU!
Lunatic: I withdraw last statement!
Me: Good boy…
The car then flipped over suddenly and Dimensiondude screamed as he ran out.
Lunatic: What's with him?
Me: Sylar flipped our car over with telekinesis. He wants to KILL D-Dude after letting him kill Tingle for his "power".
Lunatic: Oh…
I bolted out of the wreckage and shouted to my brother.
Me: RUN, D-DUDE! RUN AS IF DEATH ITSELF IS ON YOUR TAIL…WHICH IT BASICALLY IS!