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Blood... there was so much blood... he was trying his best to stop the bleeding but the sickening red river of his lovers blood just kept coming... his lover, his love, was lying in his arms bleeding and it was all his fault. God who would have known there could be so much blood! Kakashi had killed countless of times, he had seen his comrades get injured and killed and he himself had been injured more often than he cared to remember but never had he been so upset by the sight of blood.

"Ruka... Iruka I'm so sorry."

"…"

"Please talk to me, are you alright?"

"guuhhh"

"Ruka.. I'm so sorry, I'm so so sorry. I should have known this would happen, I never should have done it. I'm such a jerk!"

"mphh... mphh"

"Shh don't talk, it's ok. Kami this is all my fault."

"Mphh... mphh... mmpphh!"

"I'll.. I'll take you to Tsunade.."

Iruka finally managed to rip the blood soaked towel away from his face.

"HELL NO, I am NOT going to explain to the hokage why I have the nose bleed of a lifetime!! 'Oh you see Tsunade me and Kakashi wanted to spice up our love life a little, and by me and Kakashi I mean my perverted IDIOT of a boyfriend thought it would be a GREAT idea to shove itcha itcha in my face with pictures of things I wouldn't even think were physically POSSIBLE and explain in great DETAIL how he wanted us to go about doing it' Yeah I'm sure that all the blood rushing to my face then will help with the nose bleed, if I don't just die out of sheer embarrassment first…. I just need to get these images out of my head and I'm sure it will stop bleeding."

"Want to take a cold shower?"

"That won't work on my mind."

"Oh well then you can just do what I do every time I get the urge to drop kick you and ravage you in public."

Iruka glared. "And that would be?"

"Think about Gai naked."

Needles to say the bleeding stopped but Kakashi spent the rest of the week on the couch only being allowed into the bedroom to shake Iruka awake when the cries of horror became too loud.

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